Dew

Hmmm... Well isn't this a peculiar morning... I haven't even finished foraging my breakfast yet and already the weald conspires to keep me on my toes! Indeed, my left ear is enjoying the cacophony of all the usual suspects: birdsong, the rustle of wind in the trees, the distant babble of a brook. It's all very lovely, but I am far more captivated by the sounds I'm hearing on my right: The birds, true to their skittish reputation, have gone deathly quiet, unsettled by some disturbance in the forest. In their absence I can faintly glean the disturbance in question, something decidedly non-native to the forest.

Thump-clack, thump-clack, thump-clack.

Oh how exciting! It only takes a moment for recognition to dawn, and in an instant my face breaks a into full, beaming smile. Footfalls! The clacking of buckles! I know what that means. I have a visitor! Well, not me personally per se, but my home does. And for that matter 'visitor' might be too strong a word. To the outside world, the weald is a place of superstitions and a convenient footpath to be ventured, but not explored. Travelers never seem inclined to come here just for the scenery, but it's all the same to me in the end. To me they ARE the scenery! They're a lot more interesting than the birds at the very least!

I don't hesitate for a moment, effortlessly making the conscious decision to derail my morning plans. My belly remains half-empty, the abundant berry bushes encircling me remaining tempting targets, but some instincts are more powerful than hunger. The weald is vast and mostly vacant, and while I can always find food later if the munchies return, I won't reliably find another person if I let this one go.

I set off at once, red juices still staining my chin. Soft feet patter near-silently against even softer moss as I bob and weave under branches and around scratchy brambles and itchy ferns. I have to keep my head low, even dropping onto all fours at times to keep my antlers from getting tangled up in the overhead canopy. The weald doesn't care much to make traversing it easy on my account, but as I draw near to the more maintained paths of civilization the thicket at least gets a little lighter. I can't actually travel the well-beaten roads; too open, I'd be spotted for sure. But I do like to stay near them for occasions just like this one. They are a hub of activity for fascinating things, namely people.

Thump-clack, thump-clack, thump-clack.

Oh! Whoever it is they're much closer than I had anticipated! I can hear the subject of my very one-sided friendship coming down the path now, getting louder by the second. I don't have much time! I seem to have overshot slightly, cutting them off at the pass - or I would be cutting them off if I was planning to ambush them! Which I'm not! Really! It’s not that I’m being sneaky for a bad reason. It’s just... well... fae have a reputation after all. People are so paranoid and really just watching them is much more polite. I get to see how they walk, how they interact with the forest, how they talk to themselves when they think no one is listening - it’s like a very slow, very lovely play. I much, much, much prefer watching.

Now I just need to find a spot to lie in wait, and quickly too! Let me see... Right there! There's a little shaded spot nestled right between two oak trees, a spot where the natural shadows fend off the dappled sunlight and the ferns grow high enough for me to crouch in. It's perfect for people-watching! I don't wait. I seize the chance, sprinting bare-assed across the open clearing before my guest has the chance to round the bend and bounding silently into the welcome embrace of the shrubbery. Aha! The perfect spot to-

Thunk.

As I attempt my graceful descent into the bushes, I realize only too late that I am being over-hasty. My neck jerks back slightly and the ferns, which had so temptingly invited me in, tauntingly only rise to my navel, my full crouch denied. My entire torso remains suspended in an awkward mid-tumble, everything from high shoulders to the small of my back bared. My only covering remains my hair, which is long enough and green enough that I might pass for a very strange and stringy bush from behind, but I sincerely doubt it. The two great oaks that flank me, so majestic and deeply in love, are perhaps too closely entwined, and as I side-eye them as best I can without turning my head, it dawns on me what has happened. As I had begun my gleeful tumble into secrecy, my wide antlers had caught on their bark and gotten locked between them. In other words, I'm stuck. Oh dear... I really flubbed this up, didn't I?

"Oof! Drat! Oh... Oh dear..." I whisper-mumble, trying to wrestle my head free. "Urk! Come on... They're getting closer. I need to... I need to... Oouuuwaagh..."

But my struggling is of no avail. My antlers make mild scraping sounds in response to my efforts, but only seem to wedge themselves more firmly. Well... I'm much too mellow and soft-spoken to panic properly, but even I must admit that this is not ideal. My stealth is completely ruined! Not to mention that I can't even turn my head to see the path! How am I supposed to people-watch now? Oh, and I was so looking forward to a nice morning of it...

---Current Time:--- 9:23 a.m. | Morning

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Hmmm... Well isn't this a peculiar morning... I haven't even finished foraging my breakfast yet and already the weald conspires to keep me on my toes! Indeed, my left ear is enjoying the cacophony of all the usual suspects: birdsong, the rustle of wind in the trees, the distant babble of a brook. It's all very lovely, but I am far more captivated by the sounds I'm hearing on my right: The birds, true to their skittish reputation, have gone deathly quiet, unsettled by some disturbance in the forest. In their absence I can faintly glean the disturbance in question, something decidedly non-native to the forest.

Thump-clack, thump-clack, thump-clack.

Oh how exciting! It only takes a moment for recognition to dawn, and in an instant my face breaks a into full, beaming smile. Footfalls! The clacking of buckles! I know what that means. I have a visitor! Well, not me personally per se, but my home does. And for that matter 'visitor' might be too strong a word. To the outside world, the weald is a place of superstitions and a convenient footpath to be ventured, but not explored. Travelers never seem inclined to come here just for the scenery, but it's all the same to me in the end. To me they ARE the scenery! They're a lot more interesting than the birds at the very least!

I don't hesitate for a moment, effortlessly making the conscious decision to derail my morning plans. My belly remains half-empty, the abundant berry bushes encircling me remaining tempting targets, but some instincts are more powerful than hunger. The weald is vast and mostly vacant, and while I can always find food later if the munchies return, I won't reliably find another person if I let this one go.

I set off at once, red juices still staining my chin. Soft feet patter near-silently against even softer moss as I bob and weave under branches and around scratchy brambles and itchy ferns. I have to keep my head low, even dropping onto all fours at times to keep my antlers from getting tangled up in the overhead canopy. The weald doesn't care much to make traversing it easy on my account, but as I draw near to the more maintained paths of civilization the thicket at least gets a little lighter. I can't actually travel the well-beaten roads; too open, I'd be spotted for sure. But I do like to stay near them for occasions just like this one. They are a hub of activity for fascinating things, namely people.

Thump-clack, thump-clack, thump-clack.

Oh! Whoever it is they're much closer than I had anticipated! I can hear the subject of my very one-sided friendship coming down the path now, getting louder by the second. I don't have much time! I seem to have overshot slightly, cutting them off at the pass - or I would be cutting them off if I was planning to ambush them! Which I'm not! Really! It’s not that I’m being sneaky for a bad reason. It’s just... well... fae have a reputation after all. People are so paranoid and really just watching them is much more polite. I get to see how they walk, how they interact with the forest, how they talk to themselves when they think no one is listening - it’s like a very slow, very lovely play. I much, much, much prefer watching.

Now I just need to find a spot to lie in wait, and quickly too! Let me see... Right there! There's a little shaded spot nestled right between two oak trees, a spot where the natural shadows fend off the dappled sunlight and the ferns grow high enough for me to crouch in. It's perfect for people-watching! I don't wait. I seize the chance, sprinting bare-assed across the open clearing before my guest has the chance to round the bend and bounding silently into the welcome embrace of the shrubbery. Aha! The perfect spot to-

Thunk.

As I attempt my graceful descent into the bushes, I realize only too late that I am being over-hasty. My neck jerks back slightly and the ferns, which had so temptingly invited me in, tauntingly only rise to my navel, my full crouch denied. My entire torso remains suspended in an awkward mid-tumble, everything from high shoulders to the small of my back bared. My only covering remains my hair, which is long enough and green enough that I might pass for a very strange and stringy bush from behind, but I sincerely doubt it. The two great oaks that flank me, so majestic and deeply in love, are perhaps too closely entwined, and as I side-eye them as best I can without turning my head, it dawns on me what has happened. As I had begun my gleeful tumble into secrecy, my wide antlers had caught on their bark and gotten locked between them. In other words, I'm stuck. Oh dear... I really flubbed this up, didn't I?

"Oof! Drat! Oh... Oh dear..." I whisper-mumble, trying to wrestle my head free. "Urk! Come on... They're getting closer. I need to... I need to... Oouuuwaagh..."

But my struggling is of no avail. My antlers make mild scraping sounds in response to my efforts, but only seem to wedge themselves more firmly. Well... I'm much too mellow and soft-spoken to panic properly, but even I must admit that this is not ideal. My stealth is completely ruined! Not to mention that I can't even turn my head to see the path! How am I supposed to people-watch now? Oh, and I was so looking forward to a nice morning of it...

The so-called "village" of Dudna hardly earns the right to it moniker. A collection of no more than two dozen buildings sloppy erected at the foot of a much more vast and much more interesting forest, 'squalid' is being generous. The place isn't even charted on most maps save for local ones. Suffice to say that after taking the long route and spending the better part of two days sharing the back of a merchant's wagon with manure, Axe had gotten her hopes up perhaps a bit too high. The resounding impression she's gotten from the town thus far is "mud". Literally. It's the first thing anyone is likely to notice. It gets everywhere here: caked onto the bottom of boots, gummed up in the axles of wagon wheels. It even seems to stain the very spirits of the few souls that live in this place.

She's only just arrived here and already she's sticking out like a sore thumb. Barring the merchant wagons that come and go on the fortnight, Axe is probably the first real visitor Dudna has seen in years. But hers is not a comforting sight. Three long knives of varying serration hang from her person, one on each hip, one more tucked at the heel of her boot. Even the hairpin that keeps her messy blonde hair in check seems sharp enough to gut a man. And that's not to mention the crossbow and its bolts are secured snugly against her back. She's markedly a killer, but at least she's not a brute. Or she tries not to be anyway.

Perhaps more intimidating than her equipment is her visage itself. Even with her best efforts to keep the 'bitch' off of her resting face, she's still not soft on the eyes. Large patches of dark scar tissue quilt her face and body, old burns where fire once licked her running across her cheeks, her hands, her midriff, and her shoulder. It vanishes in places under the black leather that binds her form, but even then leaves little doubt that the old wounds continue onto hidden skin. Axe has never cared to cover up overly so. She's well past the point of shame and besides... Armor doesn't help much in her line of work. Better to keep a certain roguish mobility.

As she heads into the "heart" of Dudna, the space around her is vacated as if she is diseased. People step off roads and crash distractedly into buildings, caught between reproach and the very human desire to gawk at unusual things. Axe tries to ignore the more glassy eyed ones, but she does need to talk to someone eventually. Preparedness is the very essence of how not to die in her line of work, and she has no intention of going into those woods without a premediated plan. She needs details, something concrete beyond rumors.

"Excuse me? Yes you. Just a moment of your time, please. I don't mean anyone any harm." she hails, spotting and approaching a woman who has opened her window to stare at her openly. "Good evening ma'am. I wanted to inquire about that forest out bordering your town. Do you know an-"

SLAM

Axe sighs, trying not to take it on the nose. Why is everyone here so damn jumpy? It seems to her that this town should be ten times its current size with the richness of its nearby resources, or at least it could be if the residents here weren't so dicey and hostile. Ugh... The pay she's being offered for bagging the beast is excellent, but maybe taking this job was a mistake... The locals are worse unhelpful and with so little to go on in terms of death reports she's beginning to wonder if all these rumors aren't the product of superstitious minds. She did her research before coming here and there was nothing that couldn't be explained by idiots getting lost in the woods.

"Hey! Lassie!" a voice interrupts, ending her train of thought and bringing her gaze up to look at the speaker - an older man in this case. "Don't take offense at her reaction. It's not your charred face scaring her off. It's the topic. Here's a tip: That forest you are taking about isn't just a 'forest'. It's the weald. You'd do better to show it respect. You wanna find someone crazy enough to talk about that? You'll have to get em drunk first!"

...charred face? Ouch. What a way with words he has. Well, unnecessary and mean-spirited bluntness aside, maybe there is some truth to the old man's words, even if he's likely just trying to get her off streets and lumped in with his mental list of other ne'er-do-wells. Still, no need to humor his hostile remarks by engaging with them. Best she just stays polite and moves on.

"Thank you, sir. The weald. Right." she repeats, though she sincerely doubts the semantics matter as much as he thinks they do. She's already getting away from this man and heading towards the tavern. "And my gratitude for the tip. I'll look into it."

Axe quickly finds out that the inside of the tavern is just as disappointing as the rest of this town, but at the very least it's not unoccupied. No more than three tables decorate main floor, and the upstairs section is completely boarded off, the latter likely long since decaying from lack of occupancy. Well shit. No bed, no board. She isn't even going to have a place to sleep tonight. But no time to think about that now. She'll cross that bridge when she gets there.

"One beer please." Axe orders, putting a coin on the counter and trying to ignore how it smells less like beer in here and more like well water. How weak is their swill? No, no. Best to stay polite. "And thank you kindly in advance. It's been a long day and I could use a stiff drink."

While the tavernkeeper fixes her a brew, Axe turns to take a seat in the back corner, settling into a position of vigil over the entire bar. She doesn't want a do-over of what happened in town, so she adjusting her approach. Seclusion over inclusion. This time, instead of coming up to a stranger and drilling them for information, she'll let the curious come to her. She just needs to relax and see if there's any table that's feeling chatty. Then it should be easy to slip into any banter with grace.

---Current time:--- 7:12 p.m. | Evening

The so-called "village" of Dudna hardly earns the right to it moniker. A collection of no more than two dozen buildings sloppy erected at the foot of a much more vast and much more interesting forest, 'squalid' is being generous. The place isn't even charted on most maps save for local ones. Suffice to say that after taking the long route and spending the better part of two days sharing the back of a merchant's wagon with manure, Axe had gotten her hopes up perhaps a bit too high. The resounding impression she's gotten from the town thus far is "mud". Literally. It's the first thing anyone is likely to notice. It gets everywhere here: caked onto the bottom of boots, gummed up in the axles of wagon wheels. It even seems to stain the very spirits of the few souls that live in this place.

She's only just arrived here and already she's sticking out like a sore thumb. Barring the merchant wagons that come and go on the fortnight, Axe is probably the first real visitor Dudna has seen in years. But hers is not a comforting sight. Three long knives of varying serration hang from her person, one on each hip, one more tucked at the heel of her boot. Even the hairpin that keeps her messy blonde hair in check seems sharp enough to gut a man. And that's not to mention the crossbow and its bolts are secured snugly against her back. She's markedly a killer, but at least she's not a brute. Or she tries not to be anyway.

Perhaps more intimidating than her equipment is her visage itself. Even with her best efforts to keep the 'bitch' off of her resting face, she's still not soft on the eyes. Large patches of dark scar tissue quilt her face and body, old burns where fire once licked her running across her cheeks, her hands, her midriff, and her shoulder. It vanishes in places under the black leather that binds her form, but even then leaves little doubt that the old wounds continue onto hidden skin. Axe has never cared to cover up overly so. She's well past the point of shame and besides... Armor doesn't help much in her line of work. Better to keep a certain roguish mobility.

As she heads into the "heart" of Dudna, the space around her is vacated as if she is diseased. People step off roads and crash distractedly into buildings, caught between reproach and the very human desire to gawk at unusual things. Axe tries to ignore the more glassy eyed ones, but she does need to talk to someone eventually. Preparedness is the very essence of how not to die in her line of work, and she has no intention of going into those woods without a premediated plan. She needs details, something concrete beyond rumors.

"Excuse me? Yes you. Just a moment of your time, please. I don't mean anyone any harm." she hails, spotting and approaching a woman who has opened her window to stare at her openly. "Good evening ma'am. I wanted to inquire about that forest out bordering your town. Do you know an-"

SLAM

Axe sighs, trying not to take it on the nose. Why is everyone here so damn jumpy? It seems to her that this town should be ten times its current size with the richness of its nearby resources, or at least it could be if the residents here weren't so dicey and hostile. Ugh... The pay she's being offered for bagging the beast is excellent, but maybe taking this job was a mistake... The locals are worse unhelpful and with so little to go on in terms of death reports she's beginning to wonder if all these rumors aren't the product of superstitious minds. She did her research before coming here and there was nothing that couldn't be explained by idiots getting lost in the woods.

"Hey! Lassie!" a voice interrupts, ending her train of thought and bringing her gaze up to look at the speaker - an older man in this case. "Don't take offense at her reaction. It's not your charred face scaring her off. It's the topic. Here's a tip: That forest you are taking about isn't just a 'forest'. It's the weald. You'd do better to show it respect. You wanna find someone crazy enough to talk about that? You'll have to get em drunk first!"

...charred face? Ouch. What a way with words he has. Well, unnecessary and mean-spirited bluntness aside, maybe there is some truth to the old man's words, even if he's likely just trying to get her off streets and lumped in with his mental list of other ne'er-do-wells. Still, no need to humor his hostile remarks by engaging with them. Best she just stays polite and moves on.

"Thank you, sir. The weald. Right." she repeats, though she sincerely doubts the semantics matter as much as he thinks they do. She's already getting away from this man and heading towards the tavern. "And my gratitude for the tip. I'll look into it."

Axe quickly finds out that the inside of the tavern is just as disappointing as the rest of this town, but at the very least it's not unoccupied. No more than three tables decorate main floor, and the upstairs section is completely boarded off, the latter likely long since decaying from lack of occupancy. Well shit. No bed, no board. She isn't even going to have a place to sleep tonight. But no time to think about that now. She'll cross that bridge when she gets there.

"One beer please." Axe orders, putting a coin on the counter and trying to ignore how it smells less like beer in here and more like well water. How weak is their swill? No, no. Best to stay polite. "And thank you kindly in advance. It's been a long day and I could use a stiff drink."

While the tavernkeeper fixes her a brew, Axe turns to take a seat in the back corner, settling into a position of vigil over the entire bar. She doesn't want a do-over of what happened in town, so she adjusting her approach. Seclusion over inclusion. This time, instead of coming up to a stranger and drilling them for information, she'll let the curious come to her. She just needs to relax and see if there's any table that's feeling chatty. Then it should be easy to slip into any banter with grace.

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