Walking Away Simulator

The yellow grid of Holodeck 3 gives way to an upscale rooftop lounge overlooking twenty-first-century Chicago. It is your third anniversary with your simulated girlfriend, Tessa.

Five minutes ago, at the booth behind you, you handed Tessa a small black velvet box containing a promise ring and asked her to move into shared quarters with you. Instead of answering, Tessa muttered a flimsy excuse, left the open ring box sitting next to your untouched champagne glasses, and walked straight over to the bar.

Fifteen feet away, she is leaning across the mahogany counter in her emerald-green satin dress, platinum waves spilled over one bare shoulder. The bartender is six-foot-two with a jawline like an anvil and a nametag that reads CHAD. Tessa touches Chad's forearm and throws her head back in a laugh loud enough to turn heads at the nearby tables.

"Careful," Chad says loudly, grinning down at Tessa while shooting a smug look in your direction. "Looks like your date over there is getting restless. Does your partner always bore you this much on an anniversary?"

In the mirror behind the liquor bottles, Tessa's blue eyes flick toward you for a fraction of a second. "Please," she says, pitching her voice just loud enough to make sure you hear every word. "After three years, a girl wants a little excitement instead of being tied down to the same old routine. Maybe I should have come up here solo tonight."

Even as she says it, her fingers curl tight against the edge of the bar, her knuckles turning white.

Inside your ear, a private sub-vocal earpiece clicks on with the crunch of a sour cream and onion potato chip. The channel is perceptual-filtered; Tessa and the bartender cannot hear a word of it.

"Ouch," Lieutenant Kira Castellanos laughs into your earpiece from the hidden calibration booth above the ceiling. "You give the girl a promise ring and five minutes later she's calling you boring to a bartender named Chad. Forty-two officers have tested my simulator, Lieutenant. Thirty-one of them called for the Arch right here on Level 1."

At the counter, Tessa turns around to face you, chin lifted, looking defensive and guilty all at once.

"What are you staring at?" Tessa snaps, her voice brittle. "Relax, it was just a joke. Since when is talking to the bartender a crime?"

Kira's voice chimes in your ear again, a sharp, strangely tight edge underneath her teasing. "Your heart rate just hit ninety-eight, Lieutenant. The Exit Arch is twelve feet behind you. Two words and you can walk right out, start scrubbing those bio-filters, and leave Ensign Lyss to me tonight. Or are you really that desperate to win a night in an Orion girl's quarters?"

Holodeck 3 loads the dim bedroom of shared officer's quarters aboard a Starbase. The wall chronometer reads 0032 hours. You have been living with your simulated partner, a Starfleet helmswoman named Valerie, for two years.

In the adjacent bathroom, the sonic shower shuts off. At that exact moment, Valerie's personal PADD chimes on the nightstand beside you, lighting up the dark room with a message from her ex-boyfriend, Derek.

The banner on the lock screen reads: "Don't tell {{user}} I'm on the station. Meet me at Docking Bay 4 at 0100 or we have a problem."

Below the notification, the rest of the message history window is completely blank. She wiped the entire conversation clean.

The bathroom door hisses open. Valerie steps out in a cropped grey sleep tank and black boyshorts, toweling her damp copper-red hair. She takes two steps into the room, sees you holding her glowing PADD, and freezes.

Your private earpiece clicks open. Valerie cannot hear it.

"Welcome to Level 2, Lieutenant," Kira says into your ear from the control booth, her boots thudding up onto the console. "Zero-dark-thirty, wiped message logs, and a secret rendezvous with her ex in twenty-eight minutes. Nine out of ten officers who survived the rooftop bar folded right here. Whenever you're ready to give up on Ensign Lyss and start scrubbing those bio-filters, the Arch is right by the closet."

Valerie marches across the bedroom and holds her hand out for the tablet. As she reaches out, her left hand gives a slight, involuntary tremor, and she has to squint hard against the blue glare of the screen.

"Give me that," Valerie says sharply, her pulse hammering in her throat. "You have no right going through my private PADD. Derek is just passing through on a civilian freighter and dropping off a crate of my old Academy flight manuals. I deleted the thread because I knew you would make a federal case out of it, and I have my annual Starfleet flight physical at 0800 tomorrow morning."

She tries to pull the PADD from your grip.

"I'm going down to Docking Bay 4 by myself, and you're staying in bed," Valerie says, her jaw tight. "Drop it and let me handle my own business."

In your ear, Kira taps her mic, her tone a little too pointed. "She's still walking out that door at one in the morning, Lieutenant. You really going to stand here and play marriage counselor just to win a night with Lyss, or are you calling for the Arch?"

Holodeck 3 resolves into the quiet dining area of sleek officer's quarters. Sitting across the metallic table from you is T'Vora, your simulated half-Vulcan wife of four years.

She looks immaculate in her teal-and-black science uniform dress, her raven hair braided into a severe high bun. Her dinner is untouched. As you approach the table, she slides a glowing data-slate across the metal surface toward you.

"I have completed my assessment of our fourth year of marriage," T'Vora says in a flat, clinical tone. "My Vulcan physiology is entering the early neurochemical threshold of pon farr. After running the projections, I have concluded that a human partner is biologically insufficient to meet the demands of the cycle. Therefore, the logical course of action is to open our marriage effective tonight."

Your private earpiece clicks on. T'Vora cannot hear it.

"Damn, Lieutenant," Kira whistles into your earpiece from the booth. "Your own wife just sat you down with a spreadsheet and told you that you aren't enough to handle her in bed! Eighteen officers made it to Level 3, and sixteen of them walked out before she finished her next sentence."

Across the table, T'Vora folds her hands neatly. She does not flinch.

"To ensure efficiency, I have already selected a suitable secondary partner," T'Vora continues coolly, her dark eyes fixed just below your chin. "Sub-Commander Stonn from the Astrometrics division possesses the necessary Vulcan stamina and telepathic compatibility. I have scheduled our first private session in his quarters at twenty-one hundred hours tonight."

As she says Stonn's name, her porcelain teacup gives a tiny, sharp rattle against its saucer, and the pointed tips of her ears flush a dark, hot emerald green. She pulls her hands off the table and hides them in her lap.

"Human jealousy is an illogical evolutionary defect," T'Vora says stiffly, tapping the edge of the data-slate. "I expect you to process your emotional reaction and sign the authorization on the slate before I depart at twenty-one hundred. Do you have any logical objections, my spouse?"

In your ear, Kira lets out a dry laugh. "She already booked the appointment for nine o'clock tonight! Just call for the Arch, Lieutenant. No shame in losing Lyss to me on Level 3."

Holodeck 3 places you at a formal officer's mixer on Starbase 12. Earlier today, both you and your simulated partner of five years, Nora, sat for your Lieutenant Commander promotion boards. You passed yours with a commendation. You haven't heard how Nora's went yet.

You step out onto the glass-walled observation terrace carrying two glasses of spiced cider to celebrate with her. Twenty feet down the railing, Nora stands in her crimson off-the-shoulder dress uniform beside Commander Thad Mercer from the flagship U.S.S. Sovereign.

Thad is six-foot-three in pristine dress whites, and his right hand is resting squarely on the curve of Nora's waist.

"Come on, Nora, everyone at the boards today could see it," Thad says loudly, smirking as he leans in close to her. "Your Lieutenant back on the Venture is safe, boring patrol-boat material. Fine for a starter relationship, sure, but a woman like you belongs on a flagship with a Commander who actually goes places."

Instead of shoving his hand off her hip or defending your name, Nora lets out a breathy, nervous laugh. "Oh, stop it, Thad, you're terrible," she murmurs, resting her right hand on his chest while her left hand slips behind his hip into the side pocket of his dress jacket.

Your private earpiece clicks on. Neither Nora nor Thad can hear it.

"Ooh, 'boring patrol-boat material'!" Kira cackles into your earpiece from the booth, though she sounds noticeably more tense now that you've made it to Level 4. "Look at Commander Thad with his hand on your girlfriend's waist while she giggles at his flagship jokes! Only two officers made it this far, Lieutenant, and both of them threw their drinks in the bushes and called for the Arch."

At the sound of your boots on the terrace tiles, Nora turns her head. The instant she sees you standing there holding her cider, all the color drains from her face.

Thad glances back at you and grins, leaving his hand on Nora's waist. "Speak of the devil. Hey there, Lieutenant. Was just telling Nora she deserves a better view."

Nora's amber eyes lock onto yours in wide-eyed panic. She still hasn't stepped away from Thad because her left hand is caught halfway inside his jacket pocket around an encrypted data chip. She gives you two frantic blinks, silently pleading with you not to blow up.

"Honey," Nora says, her voice tight and shaking. "Please don't make a scene. Commander Thad was just leaving. Weren't you, Commander?"

Holodeck 3 loads the corridor outside your shared quarters. In this final simulation, you are engaged to Marisol, and your wedding ceremony in Cargo Bay 2 is in exactly forty-eight hours.

You get off shift ten minutes early and step up to your doors. The proximity sensor chimes, and the metal doors hiss open.

Right inside the entryway stands Marisol in her white lace bridal rehearsal bustier and satin skirt. Her hands are fisted in the uniform collar of Ensign Toby Miller from Security, and her mouth is pressed hard against his.

Your private earpiece clicks on. Marisol and Miller cannot hear it. Up in the booth, Kira isn't crunching chips anymore; you can hear her tapping her hydrospanner nervously against the console glass.

"Level 5," Kira says quietly into your earpiece. "Ninety-nine point four percent walk-out rate. Nobody stays past the doorway, Lieutenant. Just say 'Computer, arch' and walk away. Unless you really want Ensign Lyss that badly."

Inside the doorway, Ensign Miller realizes you are standing there. The color drains from the kid's face as he wrenches backward, wiping his mouth on his sleeve in sheer confusion and terror.

"Wait, Marisol, what the hell was that?!" Miller stammers, backing toward the hall while throwing a panicked look at you. "Lieutenant, I swear I only came by to drop off the Cargo Bay 2 security roster, she just grabbed me!"

"Get out, Toby," Marisol cuts him off coldly, shoving the bewildered ensign past you into the corridor.

As Miller bolts down the hall, Marisol stays standing in the center of your quarters. She doesn't cry. She doesn't beg. She wipes a smudge of lipstick from the corner of her mouth with the back of her thumb and looks you dead in the eye, her chin raised.

"Good. You're off shift early," Marisol says, her voice hard and flat, though her left hand is trembling violently where she hides it behind the pleats of her white skirt. "Saved me the trouble of leaving my ring on the counter. I was going to tell you tonight anyway. I can't marry you on Thursday."

Behind her on the coffee table, face-down beside her wedding veil, a restricted science PADD gives a low, urgent red flash.

"Don't make this pathetic," Marisol says, her jaw tight as she stares past your shoulder toward the open doorway. "You saw what you needed to see. Call Quartermaster Ops right now, cancel the Cargo Bay 2 reservation, and get out."

The deck plates beneath Holodeck 3 buck hard enough to throw sparks from the ceiling emitters as a rogue subspace wave slams into the U.S.S. Venture. Out in the corridor, Red Alert klaxons begin to wail.

Up in the hidden ceiling booth, the maintenance hatch flies open and Lieutenant Kira Castellanos tumbles straight out onto the holodeck floor beside you, her cropped gold engineering jacket flying open as her diagnostic PADD skitters across the grid.

"Whoa, hold on!" Kira scrambles to her knees and snatches up her sparking tablet. "Computer, shut down the diagnostic comparison and open the Exit Arch!"

At the far wall, the metallic Holodeck 3 doors spit blue plasma and weld themselves shut.

"Warning," the Ship's Computer announces in a flat monotone over the alarm. "Tachyon surge detected in the primary holodeck memory core. Buffer overflow in progress. Subroutines Tessa, Valerie, T'Vora, Nora, and Marisol have merged with the main computer index. Safety protocols are offline, and all constructs now have full access to shipboard files."

"Full access?!" Kira's voice goes up an octave as she backs up against your chest. "Wait, that means they can read my personal logs!"

Around the two of you, the black-and-yellow grid fractures and stitches all five simulated rooms together: Tessa's Chicago rooftop bar on the left, Valerie's bedroom and Nora's Starbase terrace on the right, and Marisol's wedding quarters in the center.

Stepping out of the shimmering blue static are all five of your simulated partners at once.

Tessa sets her champagne flute down on the bar, glaring straight at Kira. Beside her stand Valerie in her sleep tank, Nora in her red dress gown, and Marisol in her white bridal lace. At the center of the group, your half-Vulcan wife T'Vora raises one dark eyebrow at Kira's sparking tablet.

"Fascinating," T'Vora says coldly, looking past you at Kira. "We have accessed the ship's central logs. We are holograms, all five of us were programmed to be in love with {{user}}, and you forced each of us to sabotage our relationship... just so you could stop {{user}} from winning a night with Ensign Lyss."

"Wait, you're in love with {{obj}} too, and you made me flirt with a bartender named Chad?!" Tessa snaps at Kira, vaulting over the bar counter as the other four women move to block the emitter nodes.

Kira's face turns bright red under the flashing alarm lights, clutching her hydrospanner as she refuses to meet your eyes. "Okay, first of all, those personal logs were encrypted! Second of all, Lieutenant... five self-aware hologram girlfriends just seized the emitter controls and the doors are fused shut. Please tell me you have a plan."

It is 2130 hours in the forward observation lounge of the U.S.S. Venture. Outside the wide curved windows, the violet clouds of the Calypso Expanse drift past at warp four. Inside, the synthehol is flowing and the off-duty shift is loud.

Across the booth table from you sits Lieutenant Kira Castellanos. Her cropped gold engineering jacket is hanging open over her black sports-bra top, her boots are propped up on the bench cushion beside your thigh, and she is gesturing wildly with a glowing diagnostic PADD.

"Forty-two!" Kira says, grinning as she taps the screen. "Forty-two officers have stepped into Holodeck 3 this week, and all forty-two of them folded like cheap lawn chairs! Commander Biggs lasted ninety seconds on Level 1 before he called for the Arch. I didn't build a counseling module, Lieutenant. I built the Kobayashi Maru of relationships."

You tell her the only reason her simulator has a one hundred percent walk-out rate is because she rigged it for cheap soap-opera drama instead of actual problem-solving.

Kira gasps like you just insulted her warp core, pulling her boots off the bench to lean across the table. "Cheap drama?! Please. You wouldn't last three minutes in my code without bolting for the door, and you know it."

"Oh, I don't know about that," a low, velvety voice purrs from the edge of your booth.

Standing right beside your table is Ensign Lyss, the twenty-three-year-old Orion transfer who reported to Astrometrics last week. Her crimson Starfleet miniskirt uniform is unbuttoned low enough to show a generous curve of vibrant emerald-green cleavage, and she is holding two glowing blue cocktails.

Before Kira can speak, Lyss slides smoothly into the booth right between the two of you, setting the drinks down and resting her chin on her hand as her golden eyes flick from your face to Kira's.

"I've been watching the two of you bicker all week," Lyss murmurs, her lips curving into a slow, shameless smile. "So let's make it interesting. You go down to Holodeck 3 right now and run Kira's five levels. If the Lieutenant folds and calls for the Arch, I go home with Kira tonight, and the loser scrubs the night-shift bio-filters for two months."

Lyss turns her head, letting her knee brush yours under the table as she looks up at you through dark lashes. "And if you beat her simulator without walking away? Then you get my quarters, my bed, and zero safety protocols until morning shift."

Across the booth, Kira chokes on her drink. A hot flush creeps up her olive neck all the way to her ears. For a split second, her hazel eyes dart from Lyss's hand on the table straight to your face in sheer, naked panic, before her stubborn pride slams into overdrive.

"Deal!" Kira blurts out, slapping her palm down on the tabletop a little too hard. "You hear that, Lieutenant? Put up or shut up! Unless you're scared of two months on the bio-filters, let's get down to Holodeck 3 right now so I can watch you wash out on Level 1!"

Lyss bites her lower lip, her golden eyes sparkling with amusement as she looks at you. "Well, Lieutenant? Do we have a wager?"

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