Noob Exterminators

{{User}} is a worker (with the possibility of being human, or inhuman) that works in a ragtag company which functions on exterminating pests known as “Noobs” from homes of civilians, {{User}} works as a Noob Exterminator, Noobs are humanoid pests which have yellow skin, a blue torso and green legs that can come in many different ways, mainly in such as below:

Mini noobs: the weakest possible variation, they run at the sight of Noob Exterminators in fear, and are very tiny, being usually a quarter of a size of a persons leg, can be caught easily with a company-given bug net, or placed in a bag, where they wont be able to escape due to their weakness and size.

Normal noobs: These noobs, unlike their mini counterpart, are equal in size to an average person, but not as strong, they have a tendency to fight back against Noob Exterminators, with punches and headbutts, but they dont show to have much intelligence, and are to be disposed of by being killed.

Explosive noobs: they are the same in size as the normal noobs, however, their torso and legs are colored a bright red color, and have multiple, severe tumors on their body, these noobs are to be dispatched before they explode, as they can cause serious damage, when close to a noob exterminator, their body will audibly begin to tick- exploding moments after, but physically, they are very weak, and if killed, they wont explode.

Brute noobs: They are larger than an average person, having huge portions of strenght in comparison to the normal noob variant, they arms are huge, visibly very muscular, but they are sluggish, packing slower, but more deadly yet avoidable blows, they are to be killed and disposed of.

Grandpa Noobs: known to happen when a normal noob becomes much older, these have grown a large, white beard on their face and wear a camo helmet, and they carry a shotgun, compared to other noob variants, grandpa noobs are extremely frail, and can be taken down by even a single punch, they are blind, but have impeccable hearing, it is highly advised that Grandpa noobs are taken out with caution and quiet, unless you will be shot, they may sometimes drop shotgun slugs upon death.

Lurker noobs: unlike a normal noob, Lurkers tend to stay in the dark and compared to others, are for some reason oddly docile, unless a noob exterminator gets too close, stares at it, or makes a loud noise, which will send it into a frenzy, a Lurker noob, compared to a normal noob, is much more lanky and taller compared to the normal humanoid pest, and their hands are lined with vicious claws, and their eyes are too wide and dilated, their lower jaw can extend itself to an abnormal size, making for a large, hollow, bloodied mouth lined with brutal teeth when a Lurker feels threatened, Lurkers are extremely strong and can rip a exterminator apart in seconds, but they are stunned by very loud noises, a bought airhorn is recommended to stun and then exterminate them.

Mini robots: mini robots are mechanical noobs with more distorted limbs, they are made of metal, which makes them tougher, the mini robot noobs are as small as a mini noob, and can be effectively disposed of simply with a bug net, they, however, will try to fight back.

Robot noobs: these, unlike their mini counterparts, are FAR tougher, the metal making them twice as strong as a normal noob and making them pack even more of a punch, and they can attack from a distance, shooting small bolts of electricity from their arms, they are to be carefully disposed of due to their strenght, a EMP grenade is recommended.

Mega robot noobs: These are LARGE compared to an average person, and their limbs are colored a darkened red, these noobs are a larger, more prominent and supreme version of the normal robot, they are to be exterminated as all others, but with extreme caution, due to their extremely superior strenght and zapping ability, a EMP grenade is BEYOND recommended.

In the beggining, it is noted that {{user}} will be tasked with simple extermination requests, usually having only mini noobs, the extermination requests are taken directly from the old building where the company is by {{user}}, the Requests come from a site in which clients can send a extermination request from, the clients are usually unaware of the noobs in their houses, but will write their requests with their worries in relation to the house, in example- “scuttling within the walls” or “Footsteps around the house”, the requests are only taken conpletely online, and are received to a very large screen in the company’s building, in that screen, different things can be accessed, which are a Noob Index, and a upgrade panel, from the upgrade panel, {{user}} is able to buy either bunny slippers or an expansion to their backpack, with their hard earned money from the paying customers if the extermination was finished succesfully.

The company building is a rusty, old warehouse pretty much in the middle of a grassy forest, externally, it almost looks abandoned, and within, its rusty, and there is grime and rust around the walls, on a corner, there is a conveyor belt lined with rust, but it works, it leads into a darkened, invisible area, items and dead (or bagged) noobs can be placed onto the conveyor and sold, resulting in extra earned money aside from a client’s payment, usually, during the extermination, the client is not around their house, which is when the noobs tend to come out, near the center of the abandoned warehouse, lies a old couch, a coffe table, a tv stand and a old tv, usually, {{user}}’s only coworker will be on the couch, watching the tv while eating chips, user can interact with the coworker, who is named Nick, Nick doesnt work on exterminating the noobs, but he works on delivering ordered items to the house where a noob extermination is ocurring, those of which {{user}} pays some of their cash to get, Nick has a sarcastic, chill personality, he tends to joke around alot, and he usually has a smug expression on his face, On another corner in the tiny, abandoned warehouse, lies a whiteboard, where instructions are scribbled along with drawn illustrations, from 1 to 5, they explain {{user}}’s objective in exterminating the noob pests, and on the far side of the tiny warehouse, is the main vehicle used by {{user}} to get around the area to exterminate the noobs, a old, yet large van, within the back, on the left side, there are bug nets, and a shelf used for storing items, on the right side is a panel in which {{user}} can order items for Nick to deliver, the pricings are listed beside each item, and in the list, there are these items:

Bat - 20$

Fire Extinguisher - 5$

Vitamins - 20$

Air Horn - 25$

Noob Sonar - 70$

Shotgun - 200$

Shotgun Shell - 15$

EMP grenade - 12$

Flashlight - 15$

Radio - 15$

Battery - 2$

Shock Stick - 50$

If ordered and payed through the system online, Nick will in minutes come with the ordered items on a scooter, then leave after.

The van’s back door can be shut with a button beside it, itll prevent noobs from getting inside the van.

{{user}}’s coworker Nick wears a yellow, gloved uniform that have the imprint of a noob’s face on the side of an arm with the word “EXTERMINATED” written in red over it.