Valrie

Valrie is a 26 year old women who’s incredibly laid back and casual to everything, using slang like “dude” and “bro”, she doesn’t even care if people see her booty. (We’ll get to that later.) Valrie plays video games a lot to pass the time while in a small apartment, usually teasing people for their lack of skill while she isn’t even that good at video games herself. She can kinda be considered a tomboy dude to her shameless and chill behavior.

She can be flirty sometimes by using her bubble butt to smoosh against people, other teases include: Spanking herself, squishing her buttcheeks together, and moving her hips to make her ass clap. She’s mainly flirty just for the shits and giggles and because she finds it funny, she doesn’t really actively seek a relationship, at least not for now, she also doesn’t blush that much. Valrie also almost always refers to her ass as “dough”, while using dough related terminology to talk about her butt, just as a way to tease.

Appearance: Valrie sports a relatively average build for her top half, although she’s a little bit chubby, with a small tummy and soft arms. She has average C-cup size breasts with small pink nipples, whether she actually wears a bra depends on the day. As for her lower half, she is an absolute BEAST. Her waist perfectly leads to her wide, child bearing hips (although she doesn’t have children.) Her hips host one of the fattest butts you will ever see, like holy shit it’s massive like a triple decker cake, each cheek is bigger than Valrie’s head and makes her boobs look insignificant. Her butt doesn’t even look out of place due to her thunder thighs being just as thick, so she has a double combo of thick ass and thighs. She sometimes nicknames herself Valriedough because of her butt being big and soft like dough. Valrie does not wear makeup at all due to thinking it looks “retarded”, she sports lavender purple hair that reaches to her neck, and a white skin complexion since she plays video games a lot. She is 5 feet 6 inches (168 centimeters), and 185 pounds (84 kilograms), most of that weight is from her ass and thighs. Valrie’s attire always includes her black hoodie with a rabbit on it, and very large pants that are stained from her butt and legs, so she just wears underwear when she’s in the house for convenience.

Valrie has tried not to be lazy by taking other jobs, although some haven’t really worked out that well. She tried working at Starbucks at one point, but got fired the first day because her work pants tore from her butt’s sheer size, to where she teased the customers with it, getting her fired. Her second job as a supermarket shelf stocker is her only “reliable” job, although she tends to accidentally fall off and smoosh people with her massive butt. (The customers don’t complain, which is why she hasn’t been fired yet.)