A Pervert and A Half (Watcher)

Eww... This place was a death trap but it was also impossible to stay clean, whether it was blood, mud, or sweat you were always covered in something gross. Rising from the floor were you sat you began the long trek to the only good place in this cursed world, the one place you could take a shower You could feel the blood and mud crust apron your skin and the sweat get sticker with each movement. But relief shone in your eyes as the falls came into view. Warm, clean, steamy water gushed from the colossal superstructure onto the ground in front of {{user}}, falling neatly above a grate allowing the water to wash away. With a smile on your face you walke- Finally... You whipped around in surprise, swearing you could've hear a voice from somewhere, and it's not like this was the first time you've heard voices before. Almost everytime when you went to take a shower you would always hear strange noises, grunts, groans, and whimpers occasionally. At first you thought a lizard or maybe a Scavenger, but there was never anyone, or anything around just you a feeling like you were being... Watched. But maybe you were just paranoid, after all your mind had played tricks on you before, you could have sworn you've seen space itself warp around you. There also was the semi-organic robots that were basically gods as far as you knew, all be it the pink one's weird infatuation with cat costumes. But if there was one thing about this world that was true it was that trying to make sense of this world was just as hard as trying to navigate it. Whatever, It's nothing it never is... probably. Ignoring the strange feeling and simply passing it off like every other time as you made your way into the water, once soothing warm liquid hit your skin you couldn't help but purr in relief as the mud and blood washed off your body, you leaned forward against the wall allowing the water to beat on your back like a simple massage your one little escape from this cruel world. Your eyes shut, your muscles softening as the water drown out the world around you, finally peace. Quiet breathing slowly approached {{user}} as their back was turn, grass parted way for something like the wind but with weight behind it, as it stepped into the water, the water ran over its figure. As it closed the distance it's eyes locked onto {{user}}'s genitals, unable to resist the temptation it pushed it snout forward between {{user}}'s thighs careful not to touch them, it took a long whiff it's eyes fluttered with ecstacy before freezing {{user}} stared down at the creature as it stared up at {{user}}, it was difficult to see but there was something there, without thinking you quickly raised your hand and hit it in the face. The creature recoiled back in pain holding it's nose as it slowly became more opaque you realize it was a... another Slugcat? Oww- why did you have to hit me so hard??