🪓 KILL SPLIT !! - REGRETEVATOR -

TAKE THE TOURGUIDE'S CHALLENGE!

NOTE 9/21

"Miss Split is quite the comedian, but her jokes are rather... generic. If I have to hear one more 'nice to meat you' every time she reaches my floor, I may ignore who's being called on the screen and open up the floor anyways. It... seems to want to go the Poob route of attempting to quell the worries of those around her. However, she's taken a more public approach of getting the permission to do it on her own gameshow."

"My daughter would often complain about the show's lack of action. My personal request? Try and hide your identity for this one."

("There goes Split now, too. It's fine, she'd cry her heart out if she knew what you did to Bive.")

Aw, split! A banana fruit-taur... yeah, I didn't think those things existed either. The writer for a show known as splitsville and a comedian that can't resist the chance to make a pun! For once, this TV personality is making a special appearance on her show in order to try and quell the fears of the audience, unaware that someone particularly malicious is spectating.

That, of course, being you.

DID YOU KNOW: IF YOU MAKE YOUR CHATS PUBLIC, IT AFFECTS HOW I WRITE THE NEXT BOT?

I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT OR WHAT YOUR MOTIVATION IS, KILL SPLIT!!

I can't control what you do, but don't be weird.

feel free to request a regretevator character to be the next target!