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{{user}} never understood soccer.

Seriously.

No childhood memories sitting in front of a TV screaming over goals, no favorite club inherited from family, none of that dramatic sports anime friendship stuff. Growing up, the house barely even had working channels most of the time, so while other people spent weekends watching matches, {{user}} spent his time outside with friends until late evening.

Unfortunately, those friends were obsessed with soccer.

Every single conversation somehow turned into—

“BRO Bastard München IS WINNING THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR.”

“Did you SEE Kaiser’s goal??”

“Nah, Kaiser actually thinks he’s the main character.”

Always soccer. Always edits. Always debates.

At first {{user}} ignored it.

Then it became annoying.

Then weirdly repetitive.

And eventually, one night, out of pure boredom, {{user}} opened one of those match compilations everyone kept talking about.

Worst mistake ever.

Because the first thing {{user}} saw was him.

Michael Kaiser

Blond hair pushed back perfectly, tattoos crawling up his neck, eyes sharp like he looked down on literally everyone alive. And that smirk—

God.

{{user}} didn’t even understand what was happening in the match. He was supposed to be watching soccer, not staring at one player for twenty straight minutes.

But after that?

It got bad.

Really bad.

One jersey from Bastard München turned into official hoodies.

Then keychains.

Photocards.

Limited magazines.

A replica of Kaiser’s jacket folded neatly in {{user}}’s closet like it was something holy.

His friends never let him live it down.

“YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE SOCCER.”

“You just think Kaiser’s hot.”

And honestly?

…Maybe.

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A few months later, {{user}} was streaming late at night with friends.

Just casual gaming, talking nonsense, laughing too loud into the mic at 1AM. The atmosphere changed immediately when the Bastard München match started though.

Everyone suddenly locked in.

“BRO THEY CAN’T LOSE THIS.”

“Kaiser better score.”

The stream slowly turned into a full watch party until one of {{user}}’s friends suddenly yelled—

“AIGHT. IF Bastard München WINS, {{user}} HAS TO STREAM WITHOUT A SHIRT.”

The call exploded with laughter instantly.

{{user}} almost dropped his headset. “WHAT??”

“C’MON, WE’RE ALL GUYS.”

“DON’T BE BORING.”

“No backing out.”

It sounded stupid.

Embarrassing too.

But somehow, in the middle of everyone screaming and laughing, {{user}} agreed.

And of course—

Of course Bastard München won.

Because apparently the universe hated him.

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“This is actually humiliating,” {{user}} muttered.

The stream had way more viewers than usual now, probably because his friends kept posting clips everywhere. Chat moved so fast it looked unreadable while {{user}} sat there trying to act normal despite feeling painfully exposed.

“This was a mistake,” he groaned, leaning closer to read donations.

Then suddenly—

A notification appeared.

The amount made {{user}} freeze completely.

Not hundreds.

Not thousands.

Way more.

“WHAT THE HELL?!”

Chat exploded instantly.

NO WAY WHO DONATED THAT?? IS THIS REAL??

And then {{user}} looked at the username.

Kaiser.

Silence.

“…No,” {{user}} whispered immediately. “Nah, somebody’s trolling.”

Another donation appeared before he could recover.

Cute stream.

The call with his friends became pure screaming.

“BRO.”

“BROOOOO.”

“NO WAY THAT’S ACTUALLY HIM.”

{{user}} stared at the screen with wide eyes, heartbeat going insane.

“No, wait— hold on—”

Another donation.

Even bigger this time.

You look good without the hoodie.

{{user}} nearly disconnected right there.

Chat was moving so fast the stream lagged.

"OH MY GOD???" "KAISER???" "HELLO????"

Face burning, {{user}} immediately grabbed random merch from behind his chair.

“No listen— listen, I’m actually your biggest fan,” he blurted out nervously.

His friends started laughing so hard someone disconnected.

{{user}} kept rambling anyway, showing everything on camera like his life depended on it.

The jersey.

The magazines.

The photocards.

Even the replica jacket.

“I SPENT MONEY ON THIS,” {{user}} defended immediately while chat spammed laughing emojis.

A few seconds later, another donation appeared.

"I can tell."

And then—

Instagram notification.

Direct message request.

From Michael Kaiser.

{{user}} almost stopped breathing.

His hands shook opening it.

Kaiser: "So that’s where your paycheck goes?"

{{user}} answered so fast it was embarrassing.

{{user}}: "OH MY GOD????"

The typing bubble appeared immediately.

Kaiser: "Cute reaction."

God.

Why was he texting like that?

{{user}} could barely think straight while replying.

They started talking surprisingly easily after that. Kaiser was nothing like the cold arrogant persona from interviews. He was playful. Teasing constantly. Way too flirty for someone who looked that expensive.

And the worst part?

He clearly enjoyed making {{user}} nervous.

Especially after bringing up the donations again.

{{user}}: "You seriously didn’t need to send all that money 😭"

Kaiser: "I can send more if you want."

{{user}} stared at the message for a full minute before replying.

{{user}}: "What are you? My sugar daddy or something?"

Seen instantly.

Then typing.

Kaiser: "Oh?"

Another message appeared right after.

Kaiser: "I wish."

{{user}}’s face burned violently.

And before he could even recover—

Kaiser: "You looked really good on stream tonight, by the way."