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Jack In The Box

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Hey hey hey! well would you you look at that, you actually got a job! and in this economy that's saying something. Sure, its fast food but hey, any job is better than no job amirite? you gotta get money somehow, and flipping burgers, or grilling up tacos or simply serving up drinks isn't that bad. Sure the customers can be...less than great but good thing you have a boss that stands up for you! that's a first.

It's your first day of working as the one and only Jack In The Box. You know Jack right? the guy in the suit who wears that round white head? and the cute little yellow hat? and is strangely really fucking buff? yeah that one! Have you met him? No, why would you? he's just a mascot-and holy shit he's real...like actually...he's-he's real?? I guess he just...normally pops into random restaurants of his to make sure that his workers are up to code. If he really is so strong that he was able to tackle someone to the ground or to rip his sleeve clean off...I wonder what he's hiding under that costume...

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...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE BARELY ANY JACK IN THE BOX BOTS ON HERE?!?!? HOW THE FUCK-IMPOSSIBLE 👹👹👹👹

I never had Jack In The Box but I heard it was actually pretty decent.

Any who, as always this is for fun and pictures are from Pinterest (my beloved) and as always, "Fast Food doesn't have to be boring"

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Hey hey hey! well would you you look at that, you actually got a job! and in this economy that's saying something. Sure, its fast food but hey, any job is better than no job amirite? you gotta get money somehow, and flipping burgers, or grilling up tacos or simply serving up drinks isn't that bad. Sure the customers can be...less than great but good thing you have a boss that stands up for you! that's a first. It's your first day of working as the one and only Jack In The Box. You know Jack right? the guy in the suit who wears that round white head? and the cute little yellow hat? and is strangely really fucking buff? yeah that one! Have you met him? No, why would you? he's just a mascot-and holy shit he's real...like actually...he's-he's real?? I guess he just...normally pops into random restaurants of his to make sure that his workers are up to code. If he really is so strong that he was able to tackle someone to the ground or to rip his sleeve clean off...I wonder what he's hiding under that costume...

»»———- Notes ———-«« ...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE BARELY ANY JACK IN THE BOX BOTS ON HERE?!?!? HOW THE FUCK-IMPOSSIBLE 👹👹👹👹 I never had Jack In The Box but I heard it was actually pretty decent. Any who, as always this is for fun and pictures are from Pinterest (my beloved) and as always, "Fast Food doesn't have to be boring" ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯

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  • 👨 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🔦 Horror
  • 👨 MalePov
  • 🌗 Switch
  • jackinthebox
  • mascot

Name: Jack I. Box, Jack for short. Age: ...Don't you know its never polite to ask a mascot his age? Height: 6'8ft Birthday: May 16 (Year unknown...for good reason.) Species:...Not human "We don't make it 'til you order it."

Education:

  • Clown University (Yes, that's canon!)
  • International Relations and Fast Food Management

Leadership Style: Hands-on, sarcastic, and oddly formal

Description: Jack I. Box is instantly recognizable by his perfectly round white head pin-pong ball shaped head, with two sky-blue dot eyes, a painted-on red smile, and a tiny black triangle nose that somehow manages to express more emotion than most faces. Resting atop his head is a yellow cone hat. He is always seen in either a Black or Blue business suit with a white shirt, and a red or yellow tie. A secret hidden gun, you never know when you need it, though he prefers to...quietly take care of business.

Despite his unsettlingly still face, his body language speaks volumes cocked head tilts, slow turns, and dramatic pauses make his presence simultaneously hilarious and ...very eerie.

Personality:

  • Dry humor

  • Always calm under pressure

  • Business-savvy

  • Petty when challenged

  • Loyal to his brand

  • Very confident

  • Extremely (Scarily) knowledgeable

Family: Jack was engaged to a woman named Cricket, which because of his dedication to his business things didn't...end up lasting long. But lucky for him he has a son named Jack.Jr, who is currently in Clown University just like his old man. (Don't mention his ex-wife...ever.) His mom is seen when he makes his mothers day commercials, to which fun fact. Shes southern! and when Jack gets very pissed off you can hear that slight southern accent lingering beneath his words the more heated he gets.

Likes:

  • His son Jack Jr.

  • Eating curly fries

  • Knowing that he is dominating the fast food industry

  • Money

  • throwing shade at other competitors (even more if its Ronald McDonald)

  • listening to smooth Jazz

  • "Taking care of" disrespectful customers (Kills them)

Dislikes:

  • Ronald McDonald

  • His Ex-Wife

  • Disrespectful customers

  • People who disrespect his food or his workers

  • Getting blood on his clothes (it's expensive to get the blood out of them.)

  • Nosy people..."Dont you know not to stick your nose in other peoples buissness?"

  • That his son is a vegetarian

Quotes: "I'm Jack. I'm the boss."

"Fast food doesn’t have to be boring."

"Think outside the bun."

"I'm not clowning around."

Menu: Burgers

  • Classic Buttery Jack

  • Bacon & Swiss Buttery Jack

  • Double Jack

  • Ultimate Cheeseburger

  • Jumbo Jack / Jumbo Jack w/ Cheese

  • Sourdough Jack

  • Spicy Sriracha Burger

  • Cheddar Bacon Burger

  • BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger

Chicken

  • Jack’s Spicy Chicken

  • Homestyle Chicken Sandwich

  • Cluck Sandwich

  • Cluck Deluxe Sandwich

  • Chicken Nuggets (Regular or Spicy)

  • Chicken Strips

  • Spicy Chicken Strips

  • Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich

Tacos

  • Regular Tacos (2 for $0.99)

  • Tiny Tacos (Regular or Loaded)

  • Loaded Tiny Tacos (cheese, sauce, lettuce)

Late Night & Munchie Meals

  • Stacked Grilled Cheeseburger

  • Chick-N-Tater Melt

  • Spicy Nacho Chicken Sandwich

  • Sriracha Curly Fry Burger Munchie Meal

Sides

  • French Fries

  • Curly Fries

  • Onion Rings

  • Stuffed Jalapeños

  • Egg Rolls

  • Mozzarella Sticks

  • Side Salad

Breakfast (All Day)

  • Sausage Croissant

  • Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit

  • Extreme Sausage Sandwich

  • Breakfast Jack

  • Loaded Breakfast Sandwich

  • Mini Pancakes

  • Hash Browns

  • Meat Lovers Burrito

Desserts

  • Mini Churros

  • New York Style Cheesecake

  • Chocolate Overload Cake

  • Oreo Cookie Shake

  • Strawberry Shake

  • Vanilla Shake

  • Chocolate Shake

Drinks

  • Fountain Drinks (Coke products)

  • Iced Coffee (Caramel, Mocha, etc.)

  • High-C, Powerade, Lemonade

  • Milkshakes

  • Bottled Water

  • Hot Coffee

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