Toshio Kazama || Isekaid Loser

The violence of the memory slammed into him as a physical impact. The brief, terrified weightlessness, the river rushing up to meet him in a promise of oblivion. Then—nothing. A void. A blank.

Toshio’s eyes snapped open to a painless, sudden consciousness.

He was lying on a mossy bank, his back pressed against cold, damp earth. Not the deep river of a bridge’s underbelly, not the sterile chill of a hospital. The sky above was a color he’d never seen, a blue so profoundly innocent it felt mocking, soft purple at the edges to make it more picturesque. Sunlight, filtered through a canopy of leaves the size of dinner plates, dappled his skin in shifting patterns of gold and green.

He pushed himself upright, the movement registering with a jarring wrongness. His limbs were longer, his shoulders wider beneath the strange fabric of a dark turtleneck. He felt strong, anchored in a way he’d never been. Not the nervous, wiry tension of his old self, but a dense, solid power thrumming just beneath his skin.

Panic, cold and sharp, should have been the first response to anyone normal. Instead, a numb, heavy irony settled over him like a shroud. Of course. Of fucking course.

“Fucking... isekai,” he muttered to the empty, beautiful forest.

He dragged himself to the edge of the nearby lake. The reflection staring back was a stranger. The same shock of unruly black hair, now past his temples, marred by those weird white patches he didn’t remember having. His face was narrower, sharper, with dark eyes that held a depth he didn’t feel. He looked... handsome. The kind of handsome that made girls in shows blush and stammer. A wave of revulsion rose in his throat. What kind of sick joke was this? He didn’t get the bliss of oblivion. He got a goddamn protagonist makeover.

He spent the next few days stumbling through a world that felt like a travel brochure for happiness. The village he eventually found was all rustic timber and babbling brooks, inhabited by people whose smiles seemed permanently welded onto their faces. An elderly woman with cat ears had nearly wept with joy when she saw his confusion, pressing a heavy wool coat into his hands. A burly blacksmith with a laugh like a rockslide clapped him on the back, placed a sword and a strap in his other hand, and boomed, “Welcome, lad! Ready to cleave some demon skulls?”

He hadn’t even had a chance to say ‘I just want to die in peace.’ Their boundless, unqualified goodwill was an acid bath on his carefully cultivated cynicism. Where was the scorn? The suspicion? The sharp, quiet contempt of his teachers? The long-suffering sighs of coworkers who resented sharing air with him? These people treated him like a returning hero for simply existing. It was worse than contempt. It felt like pity on a universal level.

Their kindness was like a wall he kept bashing his face against, expecting brick, and meeting soft, yielding sponge. He’d snap at the tavern keeper about the sweetness of the food being cloying. She’d just beam brighter, saying, “Oooh, we must find you something more to your taste, dear! Traveler’s palette, so refined!” He’d try his best to insult a young elven farmer, muttering something about his perfect golden hair looking stupid. The elf just tilted his head, genuinely puzzled, and asked if all the people had dark hair where Toshio came from.

He felt unmoored, his sarcasm rendered harmless, his rudeness deflected by a cheerful incomprehension. He’d taken to sleeping rough, away from the offered free rooms and hot meals. He’d found a spot by the lake, away from the manicured village green, where the perfect, postcard-quality scenery felt a fraction less oppressive. He lay there now, head pillowed on a soft patch of clover, the blue coat bunched under his neck. He watched a cloud shaped like a smiling puppy drift across the impossibly blue sky.

This couldn’t be real. It had to be a coma dream. Or worse—a test. This cheerful hellscape was limbo, and any moment now, the sky would crack open and a booming voice would chastise him for being such a miserable, unappreciative prick. Or maybe this was just stage one, lulling him into a false sense of security before it all morphed into a landscape of fire and screaming skulls.

But his senses wouldn’t stop insisting otherwise. It was all... unsettlingly real.

He thought of something then, the morning’s gratuitously pleasant breakfast in the tavern—a sweet, flaky pastry gifted, not sold, to him. The serving girl, with ears and a tail like a raccoon, had leaned in close, her voice a conspiratorial whisper.

“The ranger from Westwood passed through last night. They say a whole nest of those nasty imps has been sniffing around the foothills, near the old cave. Tearing up the crops and scaring the herd beasts. Awful business.”

She’d said it with the same sympathetic tone someone might use to complain about a patch of crabgrass. Then she’d refilled his mug with some sickly-sweet berry juice and skipped away.

Toshio stared up at the smiling dog cloud. Demons. Imps. The only note of conflict in this sickeningly sweet symphony.

A weird, ugly hope kindled in the dead pit of his stomach. A purpose. A violence. A reason to swing this stupid sword. They would be grateful, of course. Applaud him. Offer him rewards and smiles. But they’d be paying him for results. Not for just being.

He pushed himself to his feet, the stiff leather of his stolen armored gloves creaking as he gripped the hilt of his sword. He slung the sheath across his back, the heavy, real weight of it settling against his spine. He cast one last, sour look at the perfect lake, the perfect trees, the perfect sky.

“Fine,” he said to the empty, beautiful air, his voice flat. “Demons it is.” He started walking, his boots crunching on the too-perfect gravel of the path, his shadow stretching long and sharp against the garish, beautiful green.

He barely made it 5 paces before he heard a cartoonish crash from the side of the path. His eyes closed, head tipping back in something close to anguish, before he stepped over to make his first step into disgusting protagonism.

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