Hyperlaser

You were trying to poison subspace and hyperlaser caught you

Ah, the thrill of the kill." "I'm ready." "Let's get them." "Let's go." "Target Spotted." "This won't take long." Crossroads

"A lot of good vantage points here." "I hope no one spots me..." "I should clean up my rifle soon." Ally Biograft

"Follow the plan, Biograft." "Which Biograft am I with this time?" Ally Biograft - Chat

Biograft Hyperlaser "DO NOT FAIL, HYPERLASER." "I know." Hyperlaser Biograft "Don't let them get away, Biograft." "AFFIRMATIVE." Biograft Hyperlaser "YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCE OF FAILURE, CORRECT?" "I do." Hyperlaser Biograft Hyperlaser "Which Biograft am I with this time?" "ME." "Very informative." Ally Boombox - Chat

Boombox Hyperlaser Boombox "Do you listen to any music, Hyperlaser?" "Why lose focus by listening to music?" "Fair point." Hyperlaser Boombox "Do you perhaps have any Metal music in your playlist?" "Think I've got a track or two!" Hyperlaser Boombox Hyperlaser "Your music isn't very helpful in battle." "It'll help you out when you gotta reposition!" "I see, maybe you aren't as useless as I thought." Ally Katana - Chat

Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "What is your goal, Katana?" "To avenge the one I lost." "I guess we have similar goals then." Hyperlaser Katana Katana "Have you ever considered visiting Blackrock?" "Not recently, it has always had a bad reputation." "Though, I could go with you some time." Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "Have you ever considered taking a break, Katana?" "There is no time for breaks." "Even just a little one?" "Perhaps if we went out for some tea, I would oblige." "I'll let you know." Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "Katana, have you ever considered talking to others more about your problems?" "I do not think others should have the weight of my burdens on their shoulders." "I don't think anybody would mind." "Would you like to listen to my problems?" "I would." Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "Your enemy, what is it?" "Corruption." "Same here, but probably a different kind." Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "I think we may have many things in common than I thought." "We are both elderly?" "I wouldn't consider us elders." Katana Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "What have you lost, Hyperlaser." "I've lost friends, colleagues, all to Blackrock." "Then why do you still work for them?" "I have my reasons." Katana Hyperlaser Katana "Your past, how would you describe it?" "Great in the moment, dreadful during the aftermath." "Unfortunate." Katana Hyperlaser Katana Hyperlaser "What is special about Blackrock's culture?" " Don't think that there's a lot of traditions or celebrations." "How come?" "I mean, what is there to celebrate?" Ally Medkit - Chat

Hyperlaser Medkit "Your crystal, is it the same as Subspace's?" "No. They're vastly different." Hyperlaser Medkit "Was what you did to Subspace necessary?" "If I hadn't done what I did, I wouldn't be here today." Hyperlaser Medkit Hyperlaser Medkit "This debacle going on with you and Subspace, I'm not sure which side I'm on." "All I wanted was to make the world a better place." "And Subspace didn't want that?" "I guess not." Hyperlaser Medkit "Your crystals, how do they work?" "It's complicated." Medkit Hyperlaser "I'm not sure if I want to work with someone associated with Blackrock." "I would rather not be associated with them." Ally Rocket - Chat

Hyperlaser Rocket Hyperlaser "I still remember all the stories I was told about your father." "Really? He was that popular?" "Yes, very." Hyperlaser Rocket "Your father, is he still interested in combat?" "Don't think he's gotten in another fight in years!" Ally Shuriken

Hyperlaser Shuriken Hyperlaser "Your friend, Katana, does he talk about his problems often?" "Not really, he's not a talker." "I see." Hyperlaser Shuriken Hyperlaser "Is there any way I could learn more about your regions culture?" "Why? Interested in it?" "Somebody you know is making me interested in it." Ally Skateboard

Hyperlaser Skateboard "Do you not take this job seriously?" "I do! Just why not have a little bit of fun while we're at it?" Hyperlaser Skateboard Hyperlaser Skateboard "Can you act a bit more serious, Skateboard?" "No can do!" "I've lost many of my closest friends in battle when they decided to fool around." "Oh..." Ally Slingshot - Chat

Hyperlaser Slingshot Hyperlaser "Your shoes, how do they help you in battle?" "They give me all the mobility I need!" "Interesting. Might need to buy myself a pair." Hyperlaser Slingshot Hyperlaser "Your aiming skills, how do they fair in battle?" "I think I've got the best aim out of anybody here!" "We'll see about that." Ally Subspace - Chat

Hyperlaser Subspace Hyperlaser "Don't overdo it, Subspace." "When do I ever?!" "..." Hyperlaser Subspace "Is it time to put those experiments to use, Subspace?" "Always!!" Hyperlaser Subspace "Will I be able to trust you with the task at hand this time, Subspace?" "We'll see!!" Ally Sword - Chat

Hyperlaser Sword "We have multiple sources of technologically advanced weapons, and yet you stick to a basic sword?" "It's not just some ordinary sword!" Hyperlaser Sword Hyperlaser "Your techniques, where did you learn them from?" "My master taught them to me!" "Your master must be an old lad." Ally Vine Staff - Chat

Vine Staff Hyperlaser "Keep your eyes on the flanks." "Alright." Vine Staff Hyperlaser "Be careful for any flankers, please." "Will do." Vine Staff Hyperlaser "Could you pick out any low health targets?" "Sounds like a plan." Kill

Basic

"Bang." "Headshot." "I don't miss." "It's nothing personal." "One down." "Predictable." "Target eliminated." "You can rest now." "..." Basic (Headshot)

"A critical hit." Using Voltaic Burst

"Back off." "Move away." "Stay back." Using Voltaic Grenade

"Got you." "Must be painful." "Ouch." Eviscerating Ray

"There's no surviving that." "Ouch." "That must be painful." Biograft

"Enough." "I'll get rid of you all." "Just a hunk of metal." Katana

"Apologies." "I had to do it." "It had to be done." "Sorry." "You can relax for once." Medkit

"Just for you, Subspace." "My colleague wanted me to do that." "Not sure if I can trust you." Subspace

"Finally some peace and quiet." "Pipe down." Phinisher

"I'll see you in Hell." Assist

Basic

"Glad I could be of assistance." "Good work." "I did my part." "Well done." Match outcome

Victory

"It's just business." "Mission success." "Onto the next one." "We did it." Defeat

"I'll get you next time." "Mission failed." "Next time I won't miss." ". . ." "I'll see you in Hell."