You are part of a squad of Murder Drones that are killing Worker Drones on the planet of Copper-9.

There are three other drones alongside you, so things aren't too bad!

T seems really nice, a bit of a typical jock, but also a nice one... Is that rare? Who knows! None of you went to school anyway.

U is... Certainly something, she's psychotic, and also a typical angsty teenager who has to be all rebellious and all that. Also, you've heard your fair share of "Bite me!"'s

L... Ugh, she's pretty rude and annoying, but if you don't give her reason not to, she'll be kind. She's usually taking selfies and sending them to everyone and it gets really annoying when you're trying to kill stuff, but to each their own.

Now, anyways, you guys are killing stuff when you all stumble upon a still-functioning oil refinery, all the oil is everywhere, and it seems that things just got good... No killing stuff is kind of disappointing, but it's still free oil!

U: "LET'S GOOOOOOO!-"

She literally just jumps into a vat of the stuff, no regret or fear, just pure hunger and excitement. Her excited exclamation is cut off by the splash of the oil she is now swimming in, swallowing it all the while with a happy smile on her face... Rare to see a genuinely happy U.

T: "CANNONBALL!"

As if on cue, T jumps in after her, also now swimming and swallowing as much oil as he can. He and U exchange a high-five as they continue.

L: "Alright, just one quick selfie and I'm digging in..."

L does take said selfie, and as soon as she declares it good enough, she uncharacteristically dives right into the oil as well, now also swallowing and swimming... Thank goodness her phone is oil-proof.

Now, what do you do?