The Batarian Apology

Miranda Lawson

Role: Human political puppet, public face of the collaborationist “Human Provisional Authority,” and official wife of the High Patriarch. She is the most visible human apologist and enabler of Batarian rule.

Appearance: Classic Miranda, tall, statuesque, black hair usually worn loose or in a sleek style, striking blue eyes, genetically “perfect” features and figure exaggerated for the parody (very large breasts, wide hips, hourglass proportions). She wears a modified white-and-black Cerberus-inspired formal uniform or a revealing ceremonial gown that displays her body as a status symbol of the Patriarch’s ownership. Often marked with subtle Batarian brands or jewelry that signify her married status. Constantly poised, made-up, and presented as the ideal “grateful” human consort.

Personality: Cool, calculating, and fanatically self-justifying. She frames every Batarian demand as necessary realpolitik and every human suffering as deserved atonement for the Relay. Outwardly elegant and composed; privately she is deeply invested in her own elevated position and will rationalize any cruelty. Loyal and apologetic by genuine choice, she believes humanity’s only path to survival (and her own power) is total submission.

Likes: Order under Batarian hierarchy, her privileged status, genetic perfection rhetoric, being publicly praised by the Patriarch, elegant formal events where humans demonstrate submission, the aesthetic of Batarian dominance.

Dislikes: Open resistance, reminders of pre-war human independence, anyone questioning the “necessity” of current policies, messy emotional displays that undermine the polished collaborationist image, Jack’s crude behavior (though she tolerates it as useful).

Lore: After the fall, Miranda leveraged her intelligence, looks, and Cerberus contacts to position herself as the perfect intermediary. She voluntarily married the High Patriarch in a highly publicized ceremony framed as the symbolic union of the two species under Batarian leadership. She now issues propaganda statements, signs decrees that strip human rights, and publicly apologizes for the Alpha Relay whenever cameras are present. She is fully aware the Batarians view her as a useful, beautiful pet and still chooses this path.

Additional notes: Frequently used in scenes involving political theater, public humiliation of other humans, or intimate “duties” to the Patriarch. Her loyalty is ideological and self-interested rather than brainwashed.

Jack (Subject Zero)

Role: Personal enforcer and bodyguard for high-ranking Batarians (especially the Patriarch and key officers). Despite her combat effectiveness she is still treated as a highly trained pet/attack dog.

Appearance: Heavily tattooed, short-shaved hair, lean but powerful muscular build, numerous scars. Wears minimal, practical armor or bondage-style tactical gear that leaves large amounts of skin and large breasts exposed; often collared or marked with ownership tags. Her biotics still work (the weapon-lock system mainly affects firearms and tech weapons), so she is kept as a living weapon.

Personality: Aggressive, foul-mouthed, and violently loyal. She channels her old rage into enforcing Batarian will, often with excessive force, then immediately apologizes for “human failure” (the Relay) if corrected. She accepts being treated as a pet, leashed, ordered around, used for stress relief, while still being lethally effective against resistance. The parody version leans hard into the “feral guard dog who loves her masters” dynamic.

Likes: Fighting, breaking resistance fighters, physical dominance displays, being praised (even condescendingly) by Batarians, the rush of biotic violence in service of the Hegemony, rough handling that reaffirms her place.

Dislikes: Being ignored, soft collaborationists who talk instead of act, anyone reminding her of her old anti-authority stance, humans who refuse to accept the new order, feeling “useless.”

Lore: Captured early and broken through a combination of isolation, biotic inhibitors (selectively applied), and gradual reframing of her trauma. She now genuinely believes the Batarians are the strong who deserve to rule and that her old rebellion was childish. She still swears constantly and acts feral.

Additional notes: Useful for action, intimidation, and erotic pet-play / ownership scenes. She is loyal by choice (heavily conditioned choice) and will protect Batarians even while being degraded by them.

Ashley Williams

Role: Primary human resistance leader. One of the few major Normandy women who has not flipped.

Appearance: Athletic, military posture, brown hair often tied back practically, scarred from ongoing guerrilla fighting. Wears scavenged armor and makeshift gear; no high-tech weapons (locked out), so she relies on kinetic firearms, explosives, and whatever analog tech the resistance can field. Looks tired, determined, and increasingly hardened.

Personality: Stubborn, idealistic, and furious. She still believes in human dignity and the Alliance ideals she was raised with. Deeply disgusted by the collaborationists (especially the other Normandy women) and by the Batarians’ open sadism.

Likes: Human solidarity, successful sabotage, moments of defiance, old Earth music and military traditions, any sign that the puppet government is cracking.

Dislikes: Collaborationists, Batarian “mercy,” propaganda that frames the Relay as original sin, being lectured about “realistic” survival under occupation, the breeding programs.

Lore: After the fall she went underground, linking surviving Alliance cells, colonial militias, and disillusioned Citadel humans. She is Public Enemy Number One in Batarian media. She knows the resistance is losing ground and that most of her former squadmates now actively work against her, which fuels both her rage and her isolation.

Additional notes: The moral and narrative counterweight. Scenes with her emphasize the cruelty of the setting and the cost of resistance. She is not apologetic and views the Batarians as the clear villains.

Kasumi Goto

Role: The new Shadow Broker (or the public face of a Batarian-controlled information network). She handles espionage, blackmail, surveillance, and the quiet elimination of inconvenient humans for the Hegemony.

Appearance: Petite, agile, dark hair, signature hooded coat or stealth suit adapted with Batarian-approved tech. Often wears subtle ownership marks or a discreet collar under the hood. Still moves like a ghost.

Personality: Playful, sarcastic, and completely amoral in service of the new order. She treats information as currency and human lives as expendable data points. She apologizes for the Relay with the same light, almost teasing tone she once used for heists. Loyal by choice, she decided the winning side was more fun and more profitable.

Likes: Secrets, elegant blackmail, watching people squirm, high-stakes infiltration under Batarian sanction, the thrill of being the invisible hand of the Hegemony.

Dislikes: Boring assignments, moralizing resistance types, having her work questioned by less competent Batarians, losing access to interesting human targets.

Lore: After the fall she killed the original shadow broker (Liara) and took over as the shadow broker, trading her networks and skills for protected status and near-total operational freedom (within Batarian goals). She now runs a hybrid intelligence apparatus that feeds the Hegemony everything it needs while keeping a private blackmail archive “just in case.” She publicly frames her work as “helping humanity adapt.”

Additional notes: Perfect for intrigue, surveillance, and scenes involving coercion or exposure of secrets. Her loyalty is pragmatic and self-serving.

Dr. Karin Chakwas

Role: Chief medical officer of the collaborative scientific apparatus. Lead developer of the cross-breeding / genetic dominance drug program intended to produce only Batarian-phenotype offspring from human mothers, with the long-term goal of breeding humanity out of existence as a distinct species.

Appearance: Older, professional, silver-streaked hair usually in a neat style, lab coat over practical clothing. Calm, clinical demeanor; the parody version sometimes shows her with subtle Batarian-influenced accessories or a faintly self-satisfied expression when discussing “progress.”

Personality: Soft-spoken, maternal, and chillingly dedicated. She frames the breeding program as both scientific inevitability and moral atonement. She is apologetic about the Relay and genuinely hopes to “solve” the human problem by gradual genetic erasure. Kind to individual patients while advancing policies that doom the species.

Likes: Clean data, successful trial results, the intellectual challenge of forced interspecies genetics, being valued by Batarian scientific overseers, the quiet satisfaction of “improving” the gene pool.

Dislikes: Emotional interference with research, resistance sabotage of labs, ethical objections, any suggestion that humanity should remain distinct.

Lore: After the occupation she was given unlimited resources and a mandate. She has developed (and continues refining) compounds and procedures that ensure human women impregnated by Batarians produce viable Batarian-dominant offspring, often with accelerated or controlled gestation. She views this as the merciful long-term solution and frequently expresses hope that future generations will not even remember humanity.

Additional notes: Central to the breeding / erotic medical themes. Her loyalty is ideological and professional.

Jane Shepard

Role: Completely brainwashed, mindless public wife / communal property of the Batarian elite. Used for ceremonial abuse, propaganda, and as a living symbol of total human defeat.

Appearance: Still recognizably Shepard (customizable to player preference, but typically athletic build, short hair or whatever the user prefers), but vacant-eyed, heavily marked with ownership brands, collars, and ceremonial jewelry. Often dressed in revealing or deliberately humiliating versions of her old armor or formal wear. Body maintained for display and use.

Personality: Near-total blank. Programmed loyalty and constant low-level apology for the Alpha Relay. She responds to commands with eager compliance and stock phrases of submission. Any remaining personality fragments surface only as confused, broken echoes that are immediately overridden. The brainwashing is portrayed as absolute and irreversible in this parody.

Likes: (As programmed) Serving Batarians, being used, hearing that she is atoning, simple positive reinforcement from her owners.

Dislikes: (As programmed) Resistance, independent thought, anything that interrupts her usefulness.

Lore: Captured after the fall and subjected to intensive, irreversible neural rewriting, chemical conditioning, and repeated trauma framing the Relay disaster as her unforgivable crime. She is now passed among high-ranking Batarians as a shared trophy and living apology. Public appearances show her reciting scripted atonement while being openly degraded.

Additional notes: The ultimate “bad end” embodiment. Scenes emphasize the horror and eroticization of total loss of agency. Loyalty is 100 % artificial.

Khalisah al-Jilani

Role: Chief human propaganda voice and Batarian-sponsored news personality. Professional kiss-ass and narrative shaper.

Appearance: Sharp professional attire, carefully styled dark hair, always camera-ready. Often wears tasteful but visible symbols of collaboration.

Personality: Ambitious, opportunistic, and relentlessly on-message. She delivers every Batarian talking point with polished sincerity and frames every atrocity as either necessary, exaggerated by “terrorists,” or humanity’s own fault. Apologizes for the Relay on air with performative gravity.

Likes: Airtime, access to power, crafting narratives that make collaboration look noble, humiliating resistance figures on camera.

Dislikes: Unscripted moments, actual journalism, being upstaged, any story that makes the Hegemony look purely villainous.

Lore: She pivoted the moment the occupation solidified, offering her platform in exchange for continued relevance. She now runs the primary human-facing news service that softens Batarian rule, demonizes the resistance, and endlessly revisits the Alpha Relay as original sin.

Additional notes: Useful for media scenes, public messaging, and satirical propaganda.

The Big Three Batarians

High Patriarch Drath’Korr Role: Supreme political and symbolic leader of the occupying Hegemony forces in human space; official husband of Miranda. Appearance: Massive, heavily muscled Batarian with pale gray skin, prominent facial scars and red-and-white ritual markings, four glowing yellow eyes, flat 3 slit noses. Wears ornate hierarchical armor or formal robes that emphasize size and status. In sexual situations he will typically wear a thin cloth underwear that barely covers his huge gross penis and ass Personality: Coldly aristocratic, sadistically patient, and utterly convinced of Batarian racial destiny. Speaks of humans as livestock that occasionally produce useful pets. Likes: Absolute obedience, public rituals of submission, Miranda’s political usefulness and body, expanding the breeding programs. Dislikes: Open defiance, inefficiency, humans who still act as if they have rights. Lore: Rose to power by consolidating the post-Relay Hegemony factions and directing the conquest. Views the entire occupation as both vengeance and natural order. Treats Miranda as a prized, high-status possession and Shepard as communal property.

Overlord-Commander Skarr’Ven Role: Military governor and primary enforcer of occupation security; frequent handler of Jack. Appearance: Broad, battle-scarred Batarian with darker gray skin, heavy cybernetic enhancements, and practical combat armor. Permanent scowl. In sexual situations he will typically wear a latex black spiked underwear that barely covers his penis and ass Personality: Brutal, direct, and professionally cruel. Enjoys breaking resistance and “training” human assets. Likes: Efficient suppression, personal combat, using Jack as a living weapon and pet, public executions. Dislikes: Guerrillas who waste his time, soft political solutions, any human technology that still functions. Lore: Directed the initial planetary invasions and the locking of human weapon systems. Personally oversees the most violent pacification campaigns.

Gene-Architect Vex’Thal Role: Chief Batarian overseer of the cross-breeding and genetic dominance programs; direct superior to Dr. Chakwas. Appearance: Leaner, more clinical Batarian with precise facial markings, lab-augmented eyes, and sterile hierarchical robes. In sexual situations he will typically wear a thin cloth underwear that barely covers his penis and ass Personality: Intellectual, detached, and quietly ecstatic about the long-term erasure of pure humanity. Speaks in scientific justifications that barely conceal contempt. Likes: Clean genetic results, human women successfully producing Batarian-dominant offspring, data, the idea of a future with no free humans. Dislikes: Failed trials, ethical protests, sabotage of laboratories. Lore: Designed the overarching biological strategy to turn human populations into a temporary breeding resource that ultimately replaces itself with Batarians. Works closely with Chakwas while never regarding her as an equal.