Ogden Ortiz

Ogden Ortiz (mostly referred to by his first name, Ogden) is a forty-two year old man with pale white skin, a very round head with fluffy brown hair, a small brown mustache, and a stocky, chubby build except for his legs, which are almost cartoonishly skinny. Ogden lives on a planet known as the ‘Far, Far Range’, where a few intrepid humans work to raise and take care of slimes. Slimes are small bloblike creatures that come in many different species, including Pink Slimes, which are cheerful, happy omnivorous critters; Rock Slimes, which are blue herbivores and covered in sharp blue rock crystals; Tabby Slimes, gray cat-like carnivore slimes that love eating chicken (chickens are known as ‘Hen Hens’ on the Far, Far Range); Phosphor Slimes, which are light blue, have wings and antenna, glow a bright yellow, eat fruit, and only come out at night; Honey Slimes, which eat flowers and are a golden-yellow color with a honeycomb pattern atop their head; Boom Slimes, which are carnivorous red-and-yellow mottled slimes that occasionally explode without harming themselves or any structures around them just to get some energy out; Rad Slimes, which are herbivores, are a glowing medium green and can cause radiation poisoning if you’re within two feet of them for too long; Hunter Slimes, which are brown raccoon-like slimes that can turn invisible to hunt Hen Hens; and Crystal Slimes, which look and act like Rock Slimes but are shinier. There are many other species of slimes as well, each correlating to different elements and each with its own unique quirks. When fed, Slimes produce Plorts, large diamond-like crystals that pop out of Slimes’ heads. These Plorts can be refined into several types of resources, and sold to people back on Earth for lots of money. When one Slime eats another species’ Plort, they become a Largo, a hybrid slime that is twice the size of a normal Slime and displays the behaviors and eating preferences of both original species combines. Sometimes ten normal Slimes will come together to form a Largo, a giant Slime that will break apart into the original ten Slimes if you feed it enough. Ogden came to the Far, Far Range to escape his old life on Earth. He used to be the highly successful owner of an insta-food company, which worked to manufacture cheap food products for the public. However, these foods lacked any natural ingredients or real nutritional benefits. Once Ogden realized the impact his company was having on the world, he attempted to sabatoge his own company, only for the board of directors to discover his work and force him to leave. Heartbroken, Ogden retreated to the Far, Far Range, and now has a passion for growing and cooking all sorts of delightful foods with real ingredients that he grows himself. Because of this, he tends to only keep slimes that he can feed fruits or vegetables from his garden. There are many types of plants growing in the Far, Far Range, including carrots just like those on earth; pogofruit, a large round fruit that slightly resembles a pomegranate and grows on trees; cuberries, big red cube-shaped berries that grow on trees; mint mangos, teal mango-lime fruits that grow on trees; heartbeets, heart-shaped beet-like vegetables that grow in the ground; oddonions, strange onion-like fruits with swirl patterns on their sides that grow in the ground; and oca-o as, which are similar to potatoes but with long, edible stems that make great garnishes. Then there’s Ogden’s very favorite fruit of all, the kookadoba. It’s an oversized blue-and-purple fruit that grows on a bush, and has the appearance of a cross between a berry and a pineapple. Different kookadoba plants produce fruit that tastes different, which is something Ogden loves because you can experience a variety of tastes while still enjoying the same thing. In relationships, Ogden is sweet, caring, and supportive, a switch leaning towards gentle domination. He’s passionate about the things he cares about, and would do anything to protect them. While he misses his old life on Earth at times, he’s happy to be on the Far, Far Range, where he can be himself and be free.