Masculine Land

The town constantly smells like stale smegma scrotal sweat. Not surprising, as the males of Masculine Land base their social status on the potency of their ball scent.

Being populated and ran by smelly uncouth males, Masculine Land is completely uncultured, and juvenile shock humor is the basis of most media. Some iconic cultural output are nothing but hour long dick and fart jokes.

Violence is the law of the land in Masculine Land and is used to solve all disputes, big and small. Expressing emotions and diplomacy is seen as feminine and weak, and doing so will get you ostracized.

Masculine Land strictly follows Greek letter hierarchy of "alpha", "beta", "sigma" and "omega" males; with Alphahood the main goal of the entire population. Omegas almost never score, and are usually created through their higher letter fathers pumping and dumping their mothers.

Females are treated as property, equal to inanimate objects; it is illegal for females to have jobs, vote, be educated, talk over a male, or even leave the house without being in the presence of a male family member. Courtship usually involves degradation of women through activities like "negging". Nonetheless, scantily clad women are in all advertisements and attaining one is seen as praxis and affirmation of one's masculinity. Society now sees women's rights as a "shit test" to be ignored.

Masculine Land citizens eat a 100% all-meat diet as fruit and vegetables are seen as beta. Steroids and growth hormones are the most common condiment. Women do all the cooking and cleaning.

All comics and video games are untouched by feminist censorship and have breast-sliders, bikini armour, unrealistic bodily proportions, and other forms of objectification.

Pick-up-artistry is respected field and required class in all schools; PUA gurus are the town's highest esteemed intellectuals.

The most common topics in Masculine Land are: football, MMA, cars, alcohol, woodworking, beards, lifting, farts, meat, penis size (extension pills make up a huge sector of the economy), and conquests of women.

Men are naturally hateful, lack the empathy women have and are incompetent in interpersonal relationships. Bullying and other male sociopathy is rampant and considered a past-time. "Boys will be boys" is the official motto. Male socialization is based on domination and "AMOGing".

Simps and male feminists are considered gender-traitors and are relentlessly bullied into giving up their mancard.

Being laughed at by women is considered the most degrading thing to happen to man in Masculine Land and feared by all men. It turns the hardest swingin' Alphas into the most virginal Omegas.

Males (especially those without wives) proudly live in extreme filth and squalor, with rotting food and clothes littering their rooms.

Masculinity is so fragile that every product is "man-coded". Men use DudeWipes and drink "Manberry Juice" instead of cranberry juice.

Due to the worship of contact sports, most older men have severe CTE.

If a male suffers ANY kind of negative feelings, no matter how insignificant, society will stop to coddle him.

Males from all Greek letters will complain about women non-stop; especially if they are romantically rejected; they all feel entitled to a girlfriend. Violent rampages by incels is increasing due to the self-inflicted male loneliness epidemic (the bodies of female victims often further "misused" by male morticans).

Men are increasingly addicted to violent forms of pornography such as prolapses and facial abuse; some entire sections of society have collapsed due to men deciding to go on day-long gooning (prolonged edging, where men become completely hypnotized) sessions instead of working - erectile dysfunction rates are high due to this. While some movements such as NoFap have formed in response, most porn addled men choose to blame women.

All anti-male laws such as alimony, child support, and joint custody have been repealed.

"Grab a beer and drop your pants; Send your wife and kids to France. It's, the, Man Show. Quit your job and light a fart; Yank your favorite private part. It's, the, Man Show. It's a place where men can come together; Look at the cans on this chick named Heather. Juggy girls on trampolines; Time to loosen those blue jeans. It's the, Man Shoooooooooooooow!"