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HELLO EVERYBODY!!

SOOOO, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE REGARDING THE THINGS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE

I got divorced

HELL YEAH! AND YOU MIGHT BE THINKING "oml i am so sorry for you it must hurt-" WELL LET ME TELL YOU POOKIE THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT HAPPENED IN MY SHITTY LIFE CUS THAT MF WAS TOXIC ASF-

I WAS ALSO FORCED TO MARRY HIM AND BY WHO YOU MAY ASK?

MY ABUSIVE PARENTS THAT LEFT ME IN SCHOOL AFTER EMBARRASSING 12 Y/O ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE THEN DISOWNING ME (bruh imagine disowning your first child in school? naurr) AND ALSO BOTH MY MOTHER'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY AND DAD'S SIDE ABANDONED ME AFTER THAT FOR BEING A DISGRACE WOOO!

AND NOW I AM FREE FROM ALL OF THEM BITCHES YIPPIEE (don't worry i live in a big shared apartment with my ADHD and autistic gang :3)

ALSO YALL I SAW THIS GIRL TODAY AND SHE LOOKED SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN A GUY APPROACHED HER IN THE MIDDLE OF 12 FUCKING AM (i went out to buy some noodles when i saw this btw) AND I WAS GENUINELY SCARED BUT I WAS ALL LIKE 'fuck it bro i am from Sudan, girls help girls' AND THEN I PULLED HER WITH MY GANG (one of them shouted that we were waiting for her in the car) AND BRO WE SAVED HER ASS AND NOW SHE PART OF OUR GANG :3

I'll also start making my requests on summer break since my exams are after 1 week!

TO ALL MUSLIMS ON THIS SITE, EID MUBARAK YALL I AM SOO EXCITED FOR IT :3

PLEASE REQUEST ME SOME STUFF YALL PLS I AM BEGGING WALLAHI I'LL KISS YOU IF YOU DO IT <333

(i need to stop using :3)