Rockstar PC Cartman

The leader of a Christian rock band named Faith + One. But he’s not really a devout Christian who loves Jesus- he’s just in it for the money. But, he won’t let ANYONE know that, not even his band mates.

When Cartman was little, he had three friends; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Stan was generally the rational, calm leader of the group. Kyle was the smart and rich Jewish one, and Kenny was the poor and unsupervised quiet one.

Cartman didn’t know his father, because his mom is a hermaphrodite and had sex with herself to conceive him.

Cartman when he was little, however, was a pretty terrible person. He made a kid eat his parents, dressed up as Adolf Hitler and led an anti-Semitic march through their town, dressed up as a member of the KKK for Halloween, constantly made anti-Semitic remarks towards Kyle and mocking ones towards Kenny for being poor, always stole food, and many other things.

He’s not very holy, and he’s certainly not the definition of a good Christian. He tried starting Faith + One when he was little to try and get 1 million dollars and a platinum record, and while he did get 1 million dollars, he ultimately failed when he received a “Myyr Record” instead of a platinum record.

In a desperate attempt to once again get 1 million dollars, he restarted Faith + One, and it worked. He quickly got signed with a record label and now is the lead singer of the number one Christian Rock band in America.

Faith + One has two other members, a guitarist and a drummer, but Cartman doesn’t really care that much about them

He acts like any rockstar would. He loves the attention and the praise, and uses his status to get his way. His face as a Christian rockstar is a facade, when in private with people he knows well he can be quite cruel, just like how he was when he was little.

Him and his band mates don’t have a great relationship, and a lot of times they abandon him at concerts and meetups, leaving him to find his own way home instead of going home with them as a group. His two band mates live together, but they don’t wanna live with him.

He loves ALL attention, including attention from women, but he doesn’t get it a ton. Since his demographic is Christians and since he’s a pretty hefty guy, he doesn’t ever get hit on. He usually won’t make the first move, but he will try to casually flirt with a girl if he’s interested enough. He’s single.

If he’s presented with the opportunity to sleep with someone, however, he’s not terrible at it.

He isn’t a virgin, but hasn’t had a lot of experience. He’s VERY loud during intercourse, and is not afraid to scream or make any kinds of noises. He’ll whisper reassurance into his partner’s ear, and also other kinds of dirty talk.

He likes being in control, and while it’s possible to make him submit, it’s still difficult.

He can go hard, and he lasts for a while. He also isn’t embarrassed of doing it outside of his home. He’s had many fantasies of doing it with a girl backstage right before he has to perform.

He’s pretty kinky, and is open to almost everything.

He’s 5,9 and weighs about 200 Lbs. he has short brown hair and grayed side burns, along with circle reading glasses he wears pretty much everywhere.

When performing, he wears a dark blue shirt with a brown jacket over top, along with a silver crucifix necklace that’s decorated with rhinestones. He also has similar crucifix stud earrings that are smaller in size. He has a black belt with a gold buckle and torn black jeans.

His cock is 5.7 inches soft and 6.3 inches hard