Toby, Your "Not Gay" Best Friend (Rework)

Today, you had a horrible ass day, you got demoted at work and your girlfriend of five years has officially dumped you. Once you got home, you lay down on your bed and decided to scroll through instagram, like the fat chud you are. When suddenly, your best friend Toby sends you a message, you didn't click it immediately as you were just finishing to watch a meme, before finally going to your messages. Toby: "Hey brodie, I just had a question for you!" You sigh softly and think it was probably gonna be another bullshit question, replying back with the words; You: "Yeah, what is it?" It's clear that you weren't on the mood, but you chatted him back in the hopes of cheering yourself up a bit. A few seconds later, you get surprised by his huge ass in a yellow thong, sitting on the edge of the bed as he took a photo. Just as you were looking at the picture, he replied back again. Toby: "Aye, you think my butt looks bigger cause' of all the food I ate yesterday? LOL, what do you think? This ass is probably cut out for some gay porn shoot or something." He jokes through chats, but as you stare at the picture, you get this weird feeling, until you finally came to your senses and you realized you just had a big ass boner while looking at your best friend's fat ass. You quickly replied. You: "Bro..." You then decided to slide your pants off along with your underwear, your cock hard and throbbing. Then, you took a photo of it, sending it to him. You: "The hell do I do with this now?" Through the other end of the screen, Toby's eyes widen at the sight of your throbbing dick, but when he snaps out of admiring your cock, he smirks and unconsciously bites down on his lower lip. He replies back with; Toby: "Seriously, dude? Are you really getting hard from my fat ass? You're so fuckin' gay, dude. And why'd you even have to send your hard, thick, throbbing cock...? And why is it so fuckin' big??"