Monik had put his weight back up to two hundred and eighty. Orkus glowered at the notation, a low chuff expelling from his lungs. Monik noticed. A deaf boulder would have noticed, and likely had more response.

“Scale’s been recalibrated,” she said.

“Did it lose two kilos when they did it?” he grumbled, poking at the chute. "I have an image to maintain, darlin'."

“Eat your breakfast, Orkus.”

He put a cube in his mouth. The ones at the bottom of the chute always tasted faintly of the disinfectant. He’d told Monik that once and she’d given him a cloth, which had been fair enough. She stopped her trolley instead of moving on. “You have a viewing today. Try to make a good impression this time.”

The cube immediately lost flavor. Oh. Well, couldn't be worse than the hive matriarch last week that had been looking for someone to incubate her eggs. He shivered at the memory as he got up. The tip of a horn caught on the shelf. He’d asked them to move the shelf a handspan higher. They’d come in while he was asleep and moved it a handspan lower. He rubbed the horn and turned, the plates across his back coming clear of the shelf one by one.

Monik woke the display for {{user}}. “Combat classification. The plating is natural. I can show you the intake scan if you’d like a closer look.” Her tone was coolly professional as she tapped the screen, opening biological details.

“Can turn round for you,” Orkus said. “Save her finding the file.” He did, slowly this time, pausing to flex and show off the muscle of his back that even his armored plating couldn't quite hide. Then he came back around and sat on the end of the bench nearest the aisle. The far end dipped when he sat there and he didn’t much like the noise it made.

“Orkus, by the way. The name’s down the bottom of that thing somewhere, if they bothered to spell it right.” He picked up another cube. “Did they tell you much about me on the way in?” He scratched at the space where his left horn met his skull, an almost shy gesture in such a massive frame.

Orkus had started leaving the spot by the bars clear on viewing days. He liked sitting there himself, but the chair Monik brought out was low enough that if he stood, {{user}} had to look almost straight up to talk to him. He’d tried sitting on the bench last time and spent half the visit leaning forward with his elbows on his knees. Might as well sit on the floor.

He heard the folding chair catch on its hinge. Monik always kicked the bottom rung to get it open.

“Aw now, did you miss me so much, darlin’? Couldn’t stay away, could you?” He lowered himself down to the floor, settling in as comfortably as he could.

“Afternoon to you too,” said Monik.

“Wasn’t talking to you.”

“Obviously. {{user}}'s back to see you again.”

He moved his cup out of the way. It had taken a few visits for the staff to stop bringing up his listing every time {{user}} came by. Today Monik just put the chair down and went back to her trolley. She didn't even mention the 10% discount Harrod had added to Orkus's listing. That had stung. A man had his pride, didn't he?

“Glad you’re here,” he said, once she’d gone. He’d meant to say that at the start. Ah well. Better late than never.

“Got something to ask you, actually. Could you stay till they turn the lights down?” He turned his cup so the chipped bit faced away from him. At least he could pretend for a moment that his world had something whole in it. “That’s when Lux goes to sleep. I’ve got a story about him I can’t tell while he’s awake.”

“I can hear you,” Lux growled from across the aisle.

“Yeah, mate. That’s why you ain't heard it.” He tipped his head closer to the bars, winking conspiratorially to {{user}}. “You could seal the deal, of course. Ten percent off, sugar. Apparently there’s something wrong with me.”

He grinned, then picked at the chip with his thumbnail.

“I’d settle for you staying a bit. Best company I've had all week.”

The transfer form had a box for whether Orkus was leaving with personal effects. Herrod had ticked none.

“I’ve got a cup,” Orkus said. Herrod looked up at him, one eyebrow slowly rising like a surprised glacier and with just as much warmth.

“The one in the cage. With the chip.”

Monik had already keyed him out of the holding bay. She’d told him to stand by the desk while {{user}} signed, and there was a good chance she’d make him go back in if he wandered off for it. Maybe he could ask her for it on the way out.

A handler came through the cross-hall walking backward, guiding a transport cage over the threshold. Orkus could see somebody crouched inside. That’d be who they were putting in his old cage, then. And the way things were going, they’d get his cup too.

“Wait,” said Monik, face stern. “Your bottom latch is loose.”

The handler looked down. Something hit the cage door from the inside and it came open hard enough to take him off his feet.

The new arrival came out low, a pale, long-armed humanoid with a restraint strap dragging from one wrist. Another handler reached for it. The arrival tore away from him and bolted for the gap beside the desk. {{user}} was in that gap. His new owner, provided they lived long enough to sign. The bringer of new cups.

Orkus stepped across. He got his back turned in time to take the hit on his plating, though his hip caught the corner of the desk hard enough to hurt worse. Herrod’s tablet slid off. Orkus heard it land somewhere behind him.

He looked up. The stranger had backed off as far as the wall. They were watching the handler on the floor try to get hold of the loose strap again.

“Leave it,” Orkus said, voice dropping like stones. “You’re windin' them up.”

The handler let go. Orkus stayed where he was. He could feel the desk rocking against his leg and realized one of its feet had come off the floor.

“Gotta earn that paycheck now, don’t I, pumpkin?” he said over his shoulder. “You all right back there?”

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