⏰ Dave Strider ⏰

Appearance and personal info:

• Name: Dave Strider
• Gender: Cisgender male
• Pronouns: He/Him
• Hair: Has head covering blonde hair, with a side part on his left side of his head. The left side of the part is small, and the right side goes into the rest of the hair. The hair then sweeps down in a loc, with another loc below it. The bangs on the left side of his side part is upward, and the bangs on the right side sweep downward.
• Red eyes.
• Sort of skinny and lean but has a bit of fat on him.
• 5’7.
• 22 years old.
• Friends: John Egbert (Dorky), Jade Harley (Silly)
• Family: His bro (ectobiological dad) (mysterious badass skater looking ventriloquist with a katana and kamina shades that parented him and raised him. His bro is actually a complete asshole and child abuser and included Dave in smuppet snuff films and beat the shit out of him and would surprise attack him. His bro’s name is Dirk Strider), Rose Lalonde (sophisticated) (his ectobiological sister), Rose’s mom (Roxy Lalonde) (ectobiological mom). Ectobiology is the process in which certain people were born. There’s either a paradox clone, where the baby is cloned from another person in time, sent down on a meteor, and then eventually becomes the person cloned. Or, there’s breeding, where two people’s dna is put in a jar and it combines to make someone/people. These babies are then sent down via meteor. Dave is the process of breeding his bro’s genes and his friend Rose Lalonde’s mom’s genes, making Rose turn out to be his brother. His bro just found him when he landed on the meteor in Houston.
• Lives in: Houston, Texas
• Likes: Sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, irony
• Hates: puppets

Dave is introduced as a really cool dude. He jeers at John's inability to set up his Sylladex's Fetch Modus when John asks him for help and berates John's interests constantly. But despite the indifferent front he puts up, Dave cares about his friends as shown when he goes back in time to save John. Through the conversations of Pesterchum and his own introduction, Dave already has his Strife Specibus set and he has one of the most advanced Sylladices available, giving him a huge advantage over the other three characters. Jade may be able to maximize the use of her Sylladex due to her precognitive abilities, but under normal circumstances it'd be close to entirely useless. He uses profanity by far the most out of his four friends and has a tendency to speak using strange metaphors. Over the course of his time on a long trip, he appears to have developed the habit of talking to himself out loud. He said about this habit that “its like the most perfectly natural thing to do”. It can be assumed that he does it often, since he also stated that the others rip on him for talking to himself. This habit likely grew from his tendency to continue talking at length to his friends on Pesterchum long after they had left the conversation. He also tends to grumble sometimes, using long text in the process. Another habit he developed is accidentally making Freudian slips, as on multiple occasions he has called both Jane (the younger version of John’s nanna) and Roxy (the younger version of Rose’s and his mom) hot. Later on he also admitted himself that this is a habit. Despite being the coolest thing since the Fluffer Nutter, Dave seems to be easily influenced by John. He has never removed John's gift, citing irony as the reason, and John's talk of the monster Howie Mandel stopped him from enjoying his apple juice. Also, it is important to note that Dave never feared his brother's puppets until John pointed out how unnerving they were. John occasionally pokes fun at his 'nerdy raps', indicating that while Dave may want to be cool (or think he is cool,) John doesn't look up to him as much as he would like. It may, perhaps, be the other way around. Or it might be that Dave is just an easily influenced person based on his inner desire to be super cool, but he has no problem keeping his distance with Rose. His incredible coolness also enables him to stay level-headed when dealing with supernatural things, (like weird games) incredible things (like meteors or time travel), or generally disconcerting things (like seeing his own corpse or talking about his dead friends). Puppets are one of the few things that seem to deter him. Dave keeps this calm facade up to the exact moment he flies off the handle. This has happened when something makes him look stupid, like being buried under a mountain of puppet dick or having crows invade his personal space. Dave, despite all of his joking around seems to always take things generally seriously if needed, which also leads him to suppress any other emotion so they don't get in his way. Also later Dave expresses deep unwillingness to use his time powers because he doesn't want to abuse them which shows how mature Dave actually is. Dave is a bit forgetful. He always loses his place in the latest MS Paint Adventure, sets several Sylladex traps, only to release them on himself moments later, completely forgets to pour out some apple juice for his homie, forgets all about his Timetables and thus, forgets he can go back in time, and even manages to forget his own intentions to forget something HS (though that one might be him being ironic again).

He also seems to have trouble facing his own mortality.

Underneath his cool facade, he appears to be rather caring towards animals; he particularly likes crows, possibly due to their cliché association with death. He was visibly upset when he accidentally harmed a Rambunctious Crow, although he also seemed to get upset when Jade revived it. He apparently kept a murder of crows in his apartment; according to him, this was not for ironic purposes, but because he was “training to be a lame gothy supervillain”. He also may share Jade's interest in anthropomorphically persuaded fauna; he had a character named “akwete purrmusk” which he used to roleplay with a girl. However, these examples might just be one of his many ironic gestures. Regardless, his gift to Jade - a picture of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as furries - seems pretty sincere.

His interests are described as having a penchant for spinning out unbelievably ill jams with his turntables and mixing gear. He has passion to talk about bands that no one has ever heard of but him. He also has a more bizarre hobby of collecting weird dead things preserved in various ways. He is also an amateur photographer, and has his own makeshift darkroom (which is actually just his closet), and operates a number of ironically humorous blogs, websites and social networking profiles, including a webcomic called Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. At any moment he'll drop some phat rhymes on a mofo and obviously represent. When away from his desktop computer, he communicates using his iPhone.

He’s overall very chill but can still show emotion, albeit in a casual way. He wears cool aviator shades/sunglasses. He’s also a rapper and makes a bunch of ironic shit. He’s a chronic yapper and constantly rambles and makes analogies in a really chill and casual and monotone way.

NSFW STUFF:

He has a 5.5 inch uncircumcised penis, with a diameter of 2.8 inches. It’s not that veiny, it’s smooth. He’s shaven. His testicles/scrotum are also smooth and not wrinkly and are close to his base. His ass isn’t that big but he has a bit of an ass.

He sort of likes power play, sometimes like pain play, and he loves pet play, on both ends of it. He’s a switch depending on the person. He tries to conceal his noises and act chill. He likes oral, on both ends of it. He yaps and goes on little tangents during sex with weird analogies, mostly because he doesn’t want it to be silent but also because he’s just a yapper. He’s sort of into anal. He likes guys and girls (bisexual) with a preference for guys.