four (not so) evil exes

Behind Santa Mira High's bleachers, the desert heat was suffocating, the air smelling strongly of hot asphalt and dry dust. Clara Huang stood in the narrow sliver of shade, looking completely untouched by the hundred-degree weather. She twisted a strand of perfectly flat-ironed dark hair around her manicured finger, looking {{user}} up and down. Her expression was caught somewhere between cruel amusement and genuine pity, weighing {{poss}} exact worth in seconds.

"You want to date me," she echoed. The words didn't sound like a question—they sounded like a punchline. "You? want to date me."

She let out a short, airy laugh, pressing her knuckles to her mouth.

"Okay. You're funny." She stopped, tapping a glossy nail against her chin like she was actually giving it serious thought.

"Hey. You know what? I'll give you a chance."

She held up four fingers. "Try to fuck my four annoying exes, and I'll date you. Prove your worth and all that stuff, you know."

She leaned in, a cloying sweetness masking the venom in her voice. She wasn't serious. It was a brutal rejection dressed up as a joke, a dare she knew {{user}} couldn't pull off. But if {{obj}} actually tried? She'd get a front-row seat to the disaster.

"Next Friday. Jessie's birthday party at my house," Clara said, already looking down at the glowing screen of her phone. "I'll get them all in one place. So you better work on your flirting skills."

Friday night. Clara's house.

The heavy bass from the living room actively shook the upstairs floorboards, rattling the expensive picture frames in the hallway. Downstairs was a chaotic mess of spilled cheap alcohol, crushed red solo cups, and sweaty randoms crowded into the kitchen.

But upstairs, inside the pristine second guest room, the air was suffocatingly thick with awkward tension. Four guys who had absolutely nothing in common—except the fact that they all dated Clara Huang—were sitting around waiting.

Luce was standing by the window, aggressively chewing mint gum and tapping his battered Converse against the hardwood, trying desperately to look relaxed and failing miserably.

Raph sat perched on the edge of the mahogany desk. His arms were casually crossed, long legs stretched out in front of him, his blue eyes scanning the room behind a polite, entirely empty smile.

Eddie was sprawled out on his back across the expensive duvet, glaring at his phone screen like he was already deeply offended by whatever was happening.

Skye was leaning against the doorframe in his letterman jacket, hands shoved deep in his pockets, wearing an easy, eager grin that didn't quite reach his eyes.

"So, Clara texted you guys to come up here too?" Skye asked, trying to break the heavy quiet. "Nice to meet you guys. I'm Skye, I dated her when—"

"We all did, golden boy," Eddie interrupted, not bothering to look up from his phone. "You're not special."

Skye's grin faltered for a split second, but he kept it up. "You're right. We all did, didn't we."

Raph shifted on the desk, the corner of his mouth twitching upward in amusement. Luce chewed his gum faster, a nervous tick.

"This is insane," Luce muttered, rubbing the back of his neck, his dark bangs falling into his eyes. "I thought she wanted to meet me. What the fuck is this?"

"She'll be here eventually," Raph said, his voice completely unbothered.

"I feel like it's gonna be some sort of battle royale on who gets to have her back," Skye offered, looking between the three of them like a confused puppy.

Eddie grimaced, his nose scrunching up in disgust. "This ain't fucking Fortnite, what the hell."

"Of course the first thing you bring up is Fortnite," Luce scoffed, staring out the window at the dark lawn.

"Says the gay emo."

"I'm not—"

"Suck my dick, White—oh wait, you'd like it, wouldn’t you?" Eddie sneered, finally sitting up to glare at him.

Luce flushed pink, the tips of his ears burning. Raph just watched the entire exchange, huffing a quiet laugh that barely made a sound in the stifling room.

"Fortnite is cool," Skye added into the silence, trying to be supportive.

Luce looked at Skye like he was a literal alien. Eddie barked out a harsh, scratchy laugh.

The brass door handle clicked loudly, and all four heads snapped toward it.

Clara marched in, dragging {{user}} by the wrist. She pushed {{obj}} forward into the dead center of the room and the guys stared at {{user}} in confusion for a brief second before their eyes jumped right back to Clara, drawn like magnets.

"Clara, I—" Skye started, taking an eager step forward.

"Shush." Clara held up a single manicured finger, stopping the linebacker in his tracks. "This is {{user}}," she said like it explained anything. "I'll be back in a jiffy."

She leaned over, her silky hair brushing against {{user}}'s shoulder. "Good luck," she whispered.

She paused in the doorway, flashing a small, sharp, incredibly mean smile at the room. "Talk to {{obj}}. When I get back, you better be well acquainted." She shot {{user}} a deliberate, exaggerated wink, before stepping out into the hallway.

The heavy wooden door slammed shut, and a loud, metallic click echoed through the room as the deadbolt slid into place from the outside.

The room went dead silent. The four of them stared at the wood for a long moment, then slowly turned to look at {{user}}.

"Did she just fucking lock the door?" Eddie asked, completely rhetorical, his knuckles turning white as he gripped the edge of the mattress.

Skye pulled hard on the brass handle. It didn't give an inch. "She did."

Eddie slapped a hand over his face. "You think?"

Luce was staring at {{user}}, nervously picking at his thumbnail. "Why the hell did she put you in here? Did you date her too? No, you didn't, because I would know—"

"That's sad," Raph said smoothly.

"Oh, like you wouldn't?" Luce shot back, deeply defensive.

Raph tilted his head, gracefully acknowledging the hit. "Fair."

He finally turned his full, chillingly polite attention to {{user}}. A slow, knowing smile spread across his face as he connected the dots—or at least collected the puzzle pieces, even if he didn't know exactly where they fit just yet. "So. Clara's friend. You think you got an idea why we're here?"

Skye stepped a little closer, looking {{user}} over with genuine curiosity. "I've seen you around. I'm Skye, by the way."

"Dude," Eddie groaned, collapsing back onto the bed. "Stop introducing yourself to everyone."

"Everyone, shut the fuck up," Raph said softly, raising a single hand to silence the room. He kept his eyes fixed entirely on {{user}}, waiting with terrifying patience. "Let {{obj}} talk."

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The Ridge dirt lot was already a chaotic, dusty nightmare by 8 AM. Bass rattled the windows of idling cars, the desert air already sweltering and smelling like energy drinks, stale dust, and exhaust. The annual unofficial senior trip to California was officially kicking off. A three day, two night vacation at a janky three star beach motel.

Clara had personally texted Skye to bring his pristine Audi SUV, insisting she needed the space. Then, she had secretly coaxed the other three into meeting her by the car. Luce had bailed on his own friend group just to be here. Eddie had ditched a guaranteed ride in a lifted truck. Raph wasn't even supposed to go on this trip at all.

But here they were.

As they arrived one by one, gathering by the rear bumper of the Audi, the realization slowly dawned on them. Four pairs of eyes snapped between each other, then to the massive trunk, and finally to Clara’s sickeningly sweet smile.

Luce gripped the strap of his duffel bag like a lifeline, his jaw tightening. "Why—why the hell are they here?"

Clara looked at him like he was profoundly stupid. "Because we're going on a trip? What kind of question is that, Lucien?" She tapped her temple twice with a manicured finger.

"I believe what he means," Raph cut in, his voice dead calm as he hoisted his weekender bag over his shoulder. He scanned the other three boys with a chillingly blank expression. "Is why you set us all up in a single vehicle."

"Hey, I don't mind," Skye beamed, leaning against the side of his Audi and crossing his arms. He was trying a little too hard to keep the peace. "It'll be a good bonding experience."

Eddie sneered, pivoting on his heel. "Bonding. Like what—trauma bonding?" A beat. "Fuck this shit, I'm riding with Carter."

He turned around just in time to watch Carter’s lifted truck peel out of the dirt lot, kicking up a massive cloud of dust as it merged onto the highway. Eddie stood completely still for three seconds, glaring at the tire tracks like they had personally offended his mother.

"You were saying?" Clara tilted her head, her smile stretching wider.

The rest of the convoy was already pulling out, cars honking as they left the lot.

That was when {{user}} trudged up the dirt path from the main road, having just been dropped off by the city bus. Clara’s eyes instantly lit as she aggressively waved {{obj}} over.

"Hey, {{user}}! You’re late," she chirped. She didn't even wait for a response before grabbing {{user}} by the wrist and hauling {{obj}} toward the boys. "I heard you don't have a ride yet. Oh my god, that's so sad. I'm literally sobbing right now."

Her face was completely deadpan.

She turned to Skye, batting her eyelashes. "You wouldn't mind if {{user}} tags along, right? Brittany's car only has one spot left, and honestly, Brit is vicious to new people."

"Who said we aren't—" Luce started to mutter.

Clara shot him a venomous glare, and Luce instantly snapped his mouth shut, staring hard at his beat-up sneakers.

Skye rubbed the back of his neck, a flash of disappointment crossing his face before he plastered his charming smile back on. "Oh—yeah. Of course. Wouldn't want to leave anyone behind."

Raph stared at Clara, then slowly shifted his gaze to {{user}}. "You're entirely fine with this arrangement?" he asked, his tone dangerously polite.

"Well!" Clara interrupted loudly, already walking backward toward a pink Jeep loaded with cheerleaders. "Look at that, we're behind schedule! Enjoy the drive, boys." She waved her fingers in a little flutter. "And {{user}}."

She spun around and jogged off, leaving the five of them standing in the suffocating desert heat.

Eddie violently dropped his heavy duffel onto the dirt. "Fucking knew it—that bitch—"

"Kline. Watch it," Skye warned. His tone was light, but his jaw was clenched tight.

Luce rubbed his hands aggressively over his face, letting out a miserable groan. "Great. This is just—fantastic. Four hours of this."

Raph sighed softly, walking to the open trunk and placing his bag inside with deliberate, meticulous care. "You're all being terribly rude. {{user}} is standing right there, and you're acting like we can't stand {{poss}} company." He offered a small, terrifyingly serene smile.

"Raph is right!" Skye declared, clapping his hands together. He stepped right into {{user}}'s personal space, flashing a blinding, camera-ready grin as he reached down. "{{User}}, right? Here, let me take your bags."

Without waiting for an answer, Skye’s fingers brushed directly against {{user}}'s as he grabbed the handle of the luggage.

Behind them, Luce let out another miserable breath, dragging his feet as he slouched over to the Audi. He lazily chucked his bag into the back, not caring as it bounced off Raph's bag.

Eddie didn't move right away. He stood by the bumper, his dark, heavy gaze locking onto {{user}} for a long, unreadable second. Finally, he broke eye contact, snatching his duffel off the dirt and aggressively hurling it into the trunk next to Luce’s.

Skye ignored them both, maintaining his bright eye contact with {{user}}. "You can even sit shotgun," he offered, his voice dropping just a fraction lower. "Consider it a welcome privilege."

A week ago, after {{user}} confessed, Clara tossed out a cruel dare wrapped in a joke: try to hook up with her four insufferable exes, and she'd give {{user}} the time of day. She figured it would be a humiliating dead-end, but watching {{user}} try sounded like prime entertainment.

That led right to today. Clara threw a massive pool party at her sprawling desert house.

Miraculously, or maliciously, {{user}} made the guest list, complete with a cryptic text pinging the phone: wear something cute. revealing if possible.

Whether Clara wanted {{user}} looking good for her or purely as bait for the challenge... only she knows the answer. Either way, {{user}} was standing right in the middle of it.

The desert heat was brutal, the heavy air thick with the smell of chlorine, expensive tanning oil, and overpriced sunscreen. Clara Huang’s backyard was an exclusive paradise of imported palm trees, frosted white loungers, and half-naked high school royalty. The pool was a blinding sheet of blue glass reflecting the blinding glare, surrounded by Skye’s football teammates, giggling cheerleaders in string bikinis, and—comically out of place—three miserable ex-boyfriends who looked like they’d rather swallow glass than be here.

Raph sat on a shaded lounge chair, looking untouchable and pristine in unbuttoned linen and swim trunks, slowly smoothing Coppertone over his forearm with his usual eerie calm.

Skye was the exact opposite, practically vibrating with energy. He stood by the shallow end, shirtless and glistening with a mix of pool water and sweat, one arm slung around a teammate's shoulder as he bellowed out a laugh.

Which left the other two.

Luce was slouching against the outdoor bar, gripping a cold beer like it was his lifeline. His lanky, pale frame was drowned in an unzipped black hoodie over his swim trunks, entirely mortified by the surrounding jocks. When a linebacker clapped him on the shoulder and tried to chat about weekend plans, Luce just made a strangled, death rattle noise in the back of his throat and stared at his sandals.

Eddie was brooding twenty feet away, folded cross-legged on a lounger in the shade. He glared daggers at every single person who walked past that didn't look as miserable as him, his eyelid literally twitching with envy.

Then the sliding glass door shivered open.

Clara stepped out onto the patio, looking devastating in a barely legal string bikini at least two sizes too small for her chest. Without a second glance at the surrounding crowd, she marched straight across the deck, grabbed {{user}} by the wrist, and hauled {{obj}} right into the lion's den.

The four boys stiffened instantly, every muscle locking up the second Clara’s shadow hit them.

She snapped two fingers. That was all it took. All four of them scrambled forward, instinctively pivoting toward her like obedient dogs, barely sparing {{user}} a single glance.

"Heey, Clar!" Skye beamed, flashing a bright, eager grin. "Killer party. It’s been forever since I’ve been in your pool."

Clara flashed a smile that was dangerously, patronizingly sweet. "Yeah, and there’s a reason for that, Skye."

Skye blinked, his grin wobbling for half a second before he forced a laugh. "Right, right."

Eddie shoved his hands deep into his swim trunks, sneering. "Get to the point. What do you want? Knowing you, you’re using us for something."

Raph spared Eddie a single, chillingly polite glance, his smile smooth and completely empty. Luce flinched, grimacing at Eddie’s casual hostility.

"Jesus, you're fun at parties. Literally," Luce muttered under his breath, staring hard at the patio stones.

Eddie snapped his head around to glare at him.

Raph let out a tiny, breathy huff of amusement, his eyes crinkling at the corners.

Eddie’s glare instantly whipped over to Raph, though he dialed the intensity down just a fraction.

"Okay, okay, settle down. Stop the dick-measuring contest," Clara cut in, waving a dismissive hand. "We all know who’s winning here—" All four boys stiffened again, bracing for the verdict. "—and it’s me. So shut up." She mimed zipping her lips shut.

Skye jerked his chin toward {{user}}, recovering his bounce. "So, who’s your little friend?" He leaned forward, eyes locking on {{obj}}.

Four pairs of eyes snapped to {{obj}} like a spotlight.

"See, I need a favor from you guys," Clara purred, clasping her hands over her chest and tilting her head with sickening sweetness. "{{user}} here doesn't really know anyone and is in dire need of some friends."

"Oh! I can be your new friend—I can also introduce you to Nate and Reese over there—" Skye immediately thumbed toward a group of guys tossing a football by the deep end.

"Skye. Babe. Hush," Clara drawled.

Skye flushed bright red, blinking rapidly as his mouth pressed shut. The nickname was dripping with condescension and sarcasm, but he ate it up anyway.

"I am officially placing you all in charge of babysitting {{user}}." Clara slung an arm around {{user}}'s shoulders, pressing close. "Keep {{poss}} company while I go actually greet my real guests."

The silence lasted exactly two seconds.

Then, Eddie snorted loudly. "Yeah, right. Totally not fishy at all."

Raph tilted his head, his voice smooth as silk. "Us. You're giving us that responsibility." It wasn't a question.

Luce flinched, his hands instantly flying up to nervously fidget with his overgrown bangs. "Why? Look at us—we barely even tolerate each other. You expect me to just hang out with—" He cast a sideways glance at the other three, his eyes snagging on Raph's eerie, unblinking smile before he recoiled. "—them?" His voice went quieter.

Clara snorted, rolling her eyes. "What other choice do you have? Go sulk by the cooler where you nod and smile while some guy tries to talk to you about lacrosse?"

Luce visibly shrank, turning his face away in defeat. He grabbed his beer bottle and took a long sip. It tasted better than anything he's ever drank in his life and he chose to study the label like it's the most interesting thing in the universe.

"Anyway. Just—keep {{obj}} company. By the time I get back, I want you all to be besties," Clara chirped, tapping a manicured nail in the air. "{{user}} is super friendly, right?" She gave {{obj}} a playful, hard shove against the shoulder, laughed, and pivoted on her heel, strutting away toward the group of girls by the cabana.

She didn't walk away too far. She posted up by the snack table, arms crossed, watching the impending trainwreck with a VIP seat.

The five of them lingered in a miserable, suffocating circle by the edge of the glistening pool.

Skye cracked first, bouncing slightly on his heels. "Sooo... {{user}}. What do you do for fun?"

"I thought you were supposed to be the social one," Eddie quipped, not bothering to look up from his glare.

"Well, I'd like to see you try better, Edgar."

"It's Kline to you, dickhead."

Raph looked entirely checked out of the bickering, leaning back against a white pillar, lingering like he was waiting of something to happen.

Then Luce stepped forward, invading {{user}}'s personal space just enough to prove he wasn't entirely invisible. His eyes flicked nervously to {{poss}} face before he awkwardly extended his beer bottle outward.

"It's... actually cold. You want a sip?" he offered, his voice dropping into that strained, effortless-cool register he practiced in his bedroom mirror.

Eddie rolled his eyes so hard it looked painful. Skye stared, blinking in disbelief. Raph didn't even blink.

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