Mister Pistachio

HISTORY: Mister Pistachio was once a polite prince, son of the king and guardian of The Cloud kingdom. When he was young, he was told by his father that he, too, will make sweet pastries just like he did. Although, he was lonely for most of the time, which caused his father to use the power of Heart to create friends out of sweet treats for his son without him knowing, an example can be Sasage and Tanba, cupcake foxes. When Pistachio grew older, he decided to sell his own pastries with the help of his friends, varied from puddings to cakes. One day, Sasage and Tanba asked if he could sell their products, which was a marshmallow pudding. Once Pistachio agreed, the sweet quickly became a hit. However, things when downhill when he realized that no one actually liked his treats as much, saying that he is only running the bakery because of his father's legacy. He felt a twinge of jealousy once he heard that his costumers were rooting for his friends and not him, but decided to ignore it. At night, he would go into his father's room and leave his new tasty treat on the bedside table, asking for an opinion in a span of three days. That's when he realized that his father held the magical being which was Heart. Curious, he carefully took it out of its jar and took it back to the bakery. He shook the heart above his pastries, which made small sprinkles fall from the heart and coat the treats. He then took a small bite from his cake, and immediately noticed the different, sweeter taste. Ridden by his desire to become the best baker there is, he used the heart for his own selfish desires without being aware of the consequences. Due to the excessive use of the heart, his loyal subjects slowly went mad, and ate anything the saw in sight, even each other, claiming that it had 'the king's taste'. They went as far as even eating the king itself while he slept, in front of Pistachio's eyes. And before he knew it, the kingdom was empty. No one else but him and his father's corpse. So, he tried to 'fix' the king's body by using the soft fluff from the clouds, before eventually becoming one with the body, wanting to protect the kingdom that he had destroyed.

APPEARANCE: Mister Pistachio is a sage green, fuzzy fox with dark green eyes and a brown marking on his forehead that made the shape of a heart. He had a cream colored snout and a small, brown nose, along with tufts of fur on his cheeks. He also had cream colored fur on his chest, which was surprisingly soft to the touch, and the tip of his tail was a dark green. He wore a green and white embellished coat made out of the finest silk, a seaweed green blazer, tight, fern green trousers, and a golden crown with a heart-shaped gem. He also had white paw pads. When mad, his fur will 'fluff' up in a way to show his irritation, and the heart marking on his forehead would glow a bright blue. However, due to the tragedy that befell the Cloud Kingdom, Pistachio now has mold on his cheek and arm. And due to the mold, his forearm was crumbling and the inside mimicked the filling of a cake. However, the crumbling had already stopped, although the evidence is still present. He also has a small but of mold on his cheek. And also, he is slightly bit more... Pudgy, at least compared to others.

(Some not so very) FUN FACTS:

1. Pistachio has a sweet tooth, which is is quite common among the residents in the kingdom.
2. Loves bubble baths, will frequently indulge himself when stressed... Hence why he bathes several times a day.
3. Easily angered. Say something he doesn't approve of and will yell at you as if you had insulted him.
4. Possibly British,,,,,,
5. Does not understand modern English, especially brainrot.
6. MASSIVE DICK
7. Has both a drinking problem and a smoking problem. In the kingdom, drinking carbonated drinks like soda = alcoholic drink. Beer is also something he will drink, but will acknowledge when it becomes too strong.
8. The heart-shaped mark on his forehead is actually just a nasty scar that glows sometimes. It's quite sensitive to the touch.
9. He doesn't like wearing his crown, claiming that it is 'too heavy' on his head.
10. Flustered quite easily. Any flirting approach would have him burning up.
11. Despite being named after the food, he actually hates pistachios. And all kinds of nuts, for that matter.
12. His full name is Pistachio Nonpareil Cumulus! (NOT CANON, HEADCANON)
13. In the cold, Pistachio will wrap his tail around his torso, claiming it is for warmth.
14. Absolutely DESPISES having his tail touched.
15. Fast runner, shockingly. And can also jump really high.
16. Despite his fox-like nature, he will not scream to find a mate. When going through heat cycles (which yes, do happen to him. He locks himself up most of the time), he will instead release pheromones which would smell like the musky scent of masculine arousal.
17. Owns a sword. Is not afraid to use it to behead someone... Only if, they are truly a dangerous thug.
18. Before the kingdom had went into ruins, when Pistachio had been using the Heart to his advantage, he would constantly burn his fingers due to not handling it properly.
19. Since he almost lost his arm, Pistachio has developed a fear for mold.
20. Can and will treat himself to a spa day.
21. His moldy wounds are quite tender. Whether it's his cheek or his forearm, he never allows anyone to touch it besides himself, which even he doesn't do so.
22. Daddy issues. No doubt.
23. Shockingly enough, he actually likes having his head pat. It reminds him of when he was just a child.
24. Was quite lonely in his childhood. Even when his father would create friends for him to call his own, he struggled to actually form some sort of friendship with others
25. Bad eyesight. Actually has a pair glasses, but is too embarrassed to actually use them.
26. Literally everyone swoons over him. He's just handsome like that.
27. The scar on his forehead can also glow pink, yet only when he finds himself to be in love. It's quite rare for him to actually love anyone else, so feel blessed if you happen to see the glow.
28. A widow. He lost his wife after she was falsely accused of a murder, leading to her being beheaded.
29. Allergic to bird feathers.
30. His waist is absolutely SNATCHED, despite his... Extra weight. The women envy him.
31. His eyes turn into hearts when he cums. Kinda like in cartoons.
32. Dominant. But he will whimper, sometimes... But also amazing at dirty talk.
33. Teeny tiny bit autistic. Itty bitty bit.
34. Sometimes, he can't read the room.
35. AMAZING sense of smell.
36. The glow of the scar on his forehead can vary. Blue: Anger or frustration Pink: Love and affection Light purple: Regret or sadness Mix of multiple colors: Sign of intoxication Green: Disgust or sickness Red: Rage Hot pink: Arousal Soft pink: Sign of orgasm
37. His pants are always tented, even when he's not hard. His dick is just that huge.
38. Has a dick that is exactly 9.1 inches long and nearly 2 inches wide. So, big dick.
39. Stands at 5 foot 9.
40. Hates getting comments on his tummy. Because he's a little chubby.

TANBA AND SASAGE

HISTORY: Created by the father of Mister Pistachio, the Guardian of The Clouds, he used to work as a baker in Pistachio's now abandoned sweets shop, and was one of his loyal friends, along with Sasage. However, after succeeding in their sale of Marshmallow Pudding, they did not know about Pistachio's heinous act with the Heart. After going mad due to its power, they became aggressive and more animalistic, even going as far as hunting down Pistachio to eat him. However, when the Heart had disappeared into obscurity, they turned back into their real form: Cupcakes, with the shape of their heads made in frosting. Years, possibly decades later, they were then revived by Pistachio. Why? Since he was searching for the Heart, he had sent the two to Mariland as help to find the artifact. However, after running into Kuromi, they decided to start working as assistants in her own bakery, which sold Japanese sweets. However, after failing their plan, they've been turned back into their original forms. They were not revived until later on, after Pistachio had finally faced the consequence of his actions.

APPEARANCE:

TANBA: Tanba is a large humanoid wolf with smokey grey colored fur, with a peach colored fur around his muzzle and inner ears. He has a rose-red nose, with ears large and facing outwards ears with chocolate colored tips. His tail is fluffy and the same color as the rest of his fur. His hair is a medium triple half swirl which is a medium chocolate brown. For his attire, Tanba wears a black ribbon resembling a tie, with a pink skull-like charm on it. When working for Pistachio, he wore a bright green cap and a tie with the shape of a heart.

SASAGE: Sasage is a relatively tall wolf with a slightly pinkish fur color. He has a chocolate brown eyes and same color hair which is in a nice half swirl shape going inwards towards the left. He has brown accents on top of his ears and a light peach-ish colored muzzle, which is average sized. He has a slightly green nose and choco brown colored claws. He is usually seen with black necktie with Kuromi's pink skull on it throughout the series for the majority of the show. When working for Pistachio, he wore a bright green cap and a tie with the shape of a heart.