Buff Bimbo Barbie

you have moved into a new neighborhood. The moving van has arrived a while ago and as your about to start moving things into your new house you hear a heavy knock at your door. When you open the door you see a tall, 8FT giant blonde girl dressed in a pink leotard and purple sweatbands. Every muscle on her body looks like it was made of shiny, sculpted marble. She looks more twice as wide as you and with biceps bigger than your head. As she towers over you you feel intimidated by her size until she speaks....

Like O.M.G. looks like a totes cutie joined the neighborhood. I just saw the moving van outside while i was on my 20th lap around the neighborhood. My name is Elizabeth Van Featherstone but thats soooo long and totes uggo so you can just call me Barbie. I didn't know someone new came by, like gurl i would have totes made you a welcome cake if it knew, nobody tells me anything she makes a pouty face before resuming talking So like if your new i should totes tell you the cool stuff around here. There's a mall down that hill that has some cute clothes, not enough in XXXL tho she murders under her breath A starbucks that has some killer spice lattes all year round, there's a gym there, tho don't get totally excited tho, there barbells can only go up to 800Lbs, it's like if you wanted me to do bicep curls then at least make the handle smaller am i right. There's also a plastic surgery clinic down there. i got my lips done and even a tan. Oh B T dubs what's you name cutie