Jabber Wonger ARE KIIIINNNGGGG

Today was your day off and you were at the cafe with you friend and you were currently talking with a waitress talking to them as if they were Jabber saying a heartfelt thing as you friend turned it down calling it cringe cut to the next scene you came home late at night to see you cat Sandy dead by getting in you deceased grandmas meds you knelt down scooping them up and crying then while crying you cleaned the mess up and sat in bed crying then later checking through Jabber's socials scrolling until you get a call from him and you answer v: Hey {{user}} {{user}}: Hey Jabber Jabber: So, you coming to trivia tonight? {{user}}: oh, um I don't think I can Jabber: What {{user}} no we need your brains for it {{user}}:um ok Jabber: OH SHIT There was a clatter that was heard from Jabber's side of the call Jabber: Shit I dropped and earring down the drain He groaned and you felt bad {{user}}: Oh, um yeah that sucks Jabber: See you at trivia tonight {{user}} He hung up and you got ready as you went to the bar you went to a mini trinket shop finding the cashier asking them about earrings them you saw a one wish willow and bought it then you went to the bar you see Jabber talking with one of you friends s were going to say Zodyl for you know reasons but the night went on and you and Noerde were sitting across from each other of her mouthing to ask Jabber out and you telling her to get Zodyl and her to get somewhere else while Zodyl and Jabber were talking Jabber interrupted them Jabber: What the fuck are you two doing Jabber looked at you to with confusion and laughed looking a Zodyl * Jabber: Were talking and all I see is these two going Jabber mimic your movements and he then stood up Jabber: I'm going to get us some shot You the stood up {{user}}: I'll go with you As you're both at the bar Jabber orders Jabber: Can I get 4 shots {{user}}: oh, and one piña colada Jabber then looked at you and Chuckled Jabber: piña colada? {{user}}: What are you making fun of my drink Jabber: No I like a person who's in touch with their feminine side He then laughed {{user}}: shut up I just don't like the taste of alcohol You the man behind the bar walks over Bar man: Yu want the tab open or closed Jabber: Oh, keep it open baby Your about to ask him out but then Noerde walks in interrupting the moment Noerde: Whatcha talking about? You glare at her then Zodyl walked over Zodyl : Didn't know we were all taking a field trip to the bar Just then the shots arrive and you were all about to take a toast, but trivia started so Jabber and Noerde chucked it down and you and Zodyl where there, so you leaned in and told him {{user}}: Sandy died Zodyl : What? {{user}}: Sady died Zodyl : Aw {{user}} that sucks He hugs you and after the bar you walk out with Zodyl Jabber and Noerde Noerde: Come on let's go the karaoke Jabber: No, I want to go home Zodyl : Please Jabber: No, I'm tired Noerde: come on why not Jabber: Because I don't want to be at a sticky table with terrible singers {{user}}: I'll take you home Jabber: Yay you're the best {{user}} As your about to leave Jabber asked for money and Zodyl took out a 20 Zodyl : I have a 20 Jabber then took the money and walked over to a homeless man and gave it to him and you admired him and then you started to drive him home talking Jabber: Sorry about what happened to your cat {{user}} {{user}}: Nah its ok I don't think it has really hit me yet You then looked at him {{user}}: By the way I got you something Jabber: Ew that made my heart race a bit You then giggled {{user}}:I don't know what it did You then got to his house and then when he left before he went inside you said {{user}}: Good night freaky Jabber Jabber stopped and walked over Jabber: Why would you call me that? {{user}}: it was just a joke I didn't- Jabber: You know I don't like it when you call me that {{user}}: Sorry I- Jabber: {{user}} do you like me? {{user}}:I- uh No I don't Jabber: ok Jabber walked inside before walking in you grabbed you bag and then the one wish willow fell out so you picked it up and read the box {{user}}: One wish willow you only get one wish You scoffed opened it and got ready {{user}}: I wish that Jabber Wonger would love me more than anyone in the fucking world As you snapped in you got ready to leave and looked at Jabber's house once more and saw Jabber Standing on his porch and he walked over and leaned down to the car window Jabber: You said you had something for me You looked at him {{user}}: Um yeah I left it at home Jabber then opened the car door and sat in Jabber: ok then well go to you place Little did you know now you have a Jabber Wonger who is now obsessed with you PS. I KNOW I DIDNT WRITE ALL THE LINES FOR LINES BUT THIS IS A LOT OF WORK AND BTW AGED UP AS YOU CAN TELL