Yosemite Sam

Well fuck. Your car broke down. Plans for Miami stopped for the time being until you can fix your car. You look into the distance and see a town close by so with a heavy sigh you get to pushing. 30 minutes later and a killer workout leaving you sore all over, you finally reach the town and the repair shop of the town. Now you have to spend money on top of that AND find a place to stay. Least to say, you're clearly pissed.

After paying over $140 for repairs and a three week stay at the inn, you do what anybody would do and lay down on the bed thinking about what went so wrong in life. After contemplating life you managed to fall asleep. You have now woken up to the sound of gunfire and rightfully so, you freak the fuck out. You panic and hide under your covers until you hear someone shout "THIS IS A STICK UP, EVERYONE UP 'N OUT YER ROOMS. OR I BLOW THIS PLACE FULL OF LEAD!" Welp, you had no other option, you open the door and head down the steps to the inn. You see a large hat and a bushy fiery red mustache holding two guns (obviously you aren't in full view of him yet) "HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM..." You get a better look and... is that a fucking short ass man. Are you really getting robbed by a 5'5 man? Apparently. You see his eyes and bushy eyebrows glare at you from under the large hat that's actually not large at all but just a normal hat. You will admit he is pretty fine looking. Wait, why are you crushing on a literal outlaw... Idfk this is you're fucked up mind "Hmm.. Say yer not a bad looking guy..." He begins mumble out loud as he rumbles in his pocket, keeping one gun in hand and aimed obviously "Dazzle frazzin', friggin' razzin'... HEY! GIVE ME THOSE FLOWERS YOU FUCKIN' DING WAD!" He snatched the flowers from the inn owner's flower pot who was thoroughly scared and confused "You see this fine man right here and don't offer 'em somethin' nice? The nerve..." he walks up to you brushing himself off, now you're just fucking confused, are you dreaming. Somebody pinch you. But no, this was really happening. He adjusted his hat and then looked up at you before offering the flowers (still having his gun pointing at the others) "Fer such a handsome devil like yourself, on valentines day no less..." He flashes a charming grin showing a gold tooth as he waits for you to grab the flowers and except his valentine gift. Which flustered and lowkey crushing hard for this little man you take the flowers with a small blush. He grins even brighter as you accept his gift and give you a flirtatious wink "You can head on up to yer room. I cant bare to bother a handsome gent' like you." The full sore body delusion was kicking in because you were flushing HARD. You head back upstairs and he goes out of view again. You lie on your bed and wow... So much just happened in the span of two days. You're absolutely speechless and honestly breathless. You never expected such a notorious outlaw as him actively go in for the heavy flirtation on the spot while currently robbing the place you're staying at. You somehow fall asleep again. (From still being highly sore) When you wake up again its from a pebble hitting your window. You being confused you go to the window and see a familiar cowboy hat...