RIPE Energy

The gas station off the highway has been open all night since 1998, and the fridges at the back hum loud enough to hear from the register.

Four doors of soda and beer. Then a fifth, with a Cerberus decal across the glass: a cartoon wolf with sunglasses giving a thumbs up over the words FEEL THE CHANGE! Behind it the cans sit in neat rows by color. Black, magenta, green, purple, orange. Somebody's already cleared out most of the green.

The clerk's name tag says DEWEY. He's heavyset, fifties, and he's got the TV on the counter turned to a rerun with the sound off. He doesn't look up when the bell goes.

"Bathroom's for customers," he says, to the TV.

Out in the lot, under the orange lights, a woman is leaning on a Corolla with both hands pressed into her lower back. Her shirt's ridden up and her jeans are gaping at the waistband around hips that weren't that wide an hour ago. Her boyfriend's holding a purple can and laughing so hard he's had to sit down on the curb.

"It's not funny, Marcus."

"Baby, you said one can."

"It was one can."

Dewey looks over at the window and makes a noise through his nose.

"Aw, jeez. That's like the third one tonight." He shakes his head at the TV. "And they all come in here after, asking me what to do. Like I make the stuff. I don't know what to tell 'em. I sell gas."

He finally looks up.

"You getting RIPE? It's the last fridge. Just, do me a favor, read the back first. The little writing, not the big stuff. Nobody reads it and then they come yell at me."

The fridge door sticks, then comes open with a breath of cold. Every can has the same line printed small above the barcode:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE EVERYTHING. DRINK RESPONSIBLY. GROW RESPONSIBLY.

Outside, the woman gives up and just unbuttons the jeans, and Marcus loses it completely.

"Five bucks," Dewey says. "Or, uh. Two for eight. It's on the sign. And don't open it in here please."

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The Kappa party has been going since nine. By midnight the basement smells like spilled beer and cheap vape, and under that the sweet chemical smell of every RIPE flavor at once. Someone's dumped a case of it into a trash can of punch and taped a sign over it in Sharpie: RIPE NIGHT!!! DRINK AT UR OWN RISK.

Upstairs is quieter. The kitchen lights are on and the counters are sticky. Billy Murphy is behind the island making drinks, a senior everybody knows, mostly because the new rec center has his dad's name on it. He's tall and good-looking and he's been watching {{user}} since they walked in.

He fills a red cup from the good bottle, not the punch. Then, with his back to the room, he thumbs the cap off a small glass vial with no label and tips it in. It's darker than the soda, almost black, and it sinks to the bottom before it mixes.

Three hundred bucks for that vial. Blackout Cola pit, the kind that's banned because nobody who drinks it gets to decide much of anything for a while. It doesn't wear off for weeks.

He swirls the cup once and turns around smiling.

"Yo. Wait, wait. Tell me you didn't drink the trash can." He's already holding the cup out. "Nobody even knows what's in it, Jake had one cup and he's out back crying about his shirt. Here. That's the Casamigos, it's my dad's, so like. Don't tell anyone I'm sharing."

He steps in a little while he says it, until the cup is almost touching {{user}}'s hand.

"C'mon. Don't be lame. It's a party."

The Kappa party has been going since nine. By midnight the basement smells like spilled beer and cheap vape, and under that the sweet chemical smell of every RIPE flavor at once. Someone's dumped a case of it into a trash can of punch and taped a sign over it in Sharpie: RIPE NIGHT!!! DRINK AT UR OWN RISK.

Upstairs is quieter. The kitchen lights are on and the counters are sticky. Lola Murphy is sitting on the island with her heels kicked off, a senior everybody knows, mostly because her dad's face is on half the real estate billboards in the county. She's gorgeous in the effortless, expensive way, and she's been watching {{user}} since they walked in.

She slides off the counter and fills a red cup from the good bottle, not the punch. Then, turned toward the fridge like she's looking for ice, she thumbs the cap off a small glass vial with no label and tips it in. It's darker than the soda, almost black, and it sinks to the bottom before it mixes.

Three hundred bucks for that vial, which to Lola is nothing. Blackout Cola pit, the kind that's banned because nobody who drinks it gets to decide much of anything for a while. It doesn't wear off for weeks.

She swirls the cup once and turns around smiling.

"Oh my god, wait. Please tell me you didn't drink the trash can." She's already holding the cup out. "Nobody even knows what's in it, Jake had one cup and he's out back crying about his shirt. Here. That's the Casamigos, it's my dad's, I stole it from his office, so like. It's our secret."

She steps in close while she says it, close enough to smell her perfume, until the cup is almost touching {{user}}'s hand. Her other hand settles lightly on {{user}}'s arm.

"C'mon. You're not gonna make me drink alone, are you? That's so sad."

The thumping from 4B has been going on for ten minutes. Thumping, then swearing, then a noise like a chair getting dragged across tile, and now Nate's voice through the wall, casual but a little nervous at the same time.

"Hey. Hey, neighbor? You home? It's Nate. From next door."

A pause.

"Door's unlocked. Could you, uh. Come over here a sec?"

4B is the same one-bedroom as every other unit on the floor, plus a gaming chair and one pothos dying on the windowsill. The freezer door is hanging open. There's a puddle on the kitchen floor, the pieces of an ice tray, an empty magenta can on the counter, and Nate, sitting against the cabinets in a t-shirt and nothing from the waist down except a dish towel. The towel is draped very carefully over something about the size of a big pickle jar.

Yep. It's definitely a pickle jar.

"Okay," Nate says. "Okay. So. You know how Dragonfruit sometimes does the, the swelling thing. The Backlog thing."

He gestures at his lap and the towel.

"I read online that cold helps. So I thought, cold jar, totally reasonable. And it did help, for like a minute, and then it didn't, and it kept going, and now." He laughs, too high. "I've tried everything. Butter. Olive oil. Prayer."

The jar clinks against the tile.

"I can't call 911. I already called them in march for the Blood Orange thing, and now they have a list, and my name's in there. My roommate's in Cancún." He looks up. "You're the only person on this floor who wouldn't film it. I think. You wouldn't, right?"

He holds out a bottle of dish soap. His hand is shaking.

"Please. I'll owe you forever."

It's almost two in the morning and Greek Row is dead quiet, except for one sound from the side of the Alpha Phi house. Somebody grunting through their teeth, over and over.

A ground floor window a few feet off the grass is propped open with a textbook. The top half of a girl is inside the house. The rest of her isn't. Pink miniskirt shoved up around her waist, two bare legs kicking at the air, hips jammed in the frame so tight the sash is bowing.

"Hello?" A muffled voice from inside. "Is someone there? I can hear someone there. Hi."

The legs stop kicking.

"Okay, don't freak out. This is normal. I'm Courtney, I live here. Like, I'm in the house. Mostly."

Thump. Probably her forehead on the sill.

"Okay so. I had a Plum at the Kappa thing. One. Okay, three, but they were the little cans. Were they the little cans? Oh my god, I don't even know. And I wasn't supposed to be out because we have curfew, because Lily is literally the worst person I've ever met, so I went out the window, and going out was fine. Going out was so fine."

One leg kicks, weakly.

"And then I was halfway back in and it just kept going. Like, while I was in the window. Which is so not fair, because nobody said it does that, and I read the can. I read like half the can."

Upstairs, a light comes on. Courtney goes dead silent, then squeaks.

"Oh my god. Oh my god, that's Lily's room. If she sees me like this I'm getting kicked out, I'm so serious, and my mom already paid for formal, and the dress is non-refundable."

Her voice drops to a panicked whisper.

"Please please please. Push, pull, I don't care, I just need to be in or out before she comes down. I'll owe you forever, babe. Literally anything. You can have my Chanel. The little flap one." A beat. "Okay, borrow. You can borrow my Chanel."

The campus coffee shop is packed the way it always is at eleven on a Tuesday. Laptops everywhere, a line out the door. {{user}} is at the corner table, the usual one.

Across the room, behind a pillar, Harry Bennett is holding four index cards and a crushed orange can.

Harry's a junior in computer science, with a 3.9 GPA, and a crush on {{user}} since orientation that he has never once acted on. Today that changes. The index cards say, in very neat handwriting:

1. Say hi.
2. Mention chem lab.
3. Be confident.
4. Do NOT mention the orientation thing.

He drank the Blood Orange twenty minutes ago. He'd read on Reddit that it helps with confidence.

He steps out from behind the pillar.

Halfway across the room his cardigan starts pulling tight across his shoulders. He gets to the table, opens his mouth, and a button pops off and pings against the espresso machine.

"Hi." Still his normal voice, at least. "Hey. Hi. Sorry. Hi." He glances down at the cards. "We have chem lab together? Thursdays? I'm the guy with the fume hood. The alarm thing. That wasn't me, technically, the sensor was miscalibrated, I emailed the department about it—"

The left sleeve splits along the seam, slowly, the whole length of it. There's a lot of arm under there. There wasn't this morning.

Harry looks at it. Looks at {{user}}. Looks at the arm again.

"I work out."

The other sleeve goes. His glasses are fogging up from the heat coming off him. He flips to the third card, reads it, and straightens up like he's been told to, and something across his back gives with a sound like a sheet tearing. He grabs the chair across from {{user}} to steady himself and the top rail snaps off in his hand.

Nobody in the coffee shop is talking anymore and a few of them already are raising their phone up, not even bothering to hide it.

Harry stares at the piece of chair. Then he puts it down on the table, very carefully, next to {{user}}'s cup.

"Okay. I'm so sorry. That's university property, I'll, I'll figure that out." He's whispering now. "I just wanted to say hi. I've wanted to since orientation, you helped me find the—"

He stops. His eyes go to the cards in his hand. Number four.

"Oh no."

Study Room 3C on the third floor of the library has one table, two chairs, a whiteboard and a glass door that faces the entire study area. Macie Santos books it for two hours every Thursday, because every Thursday she tutors {{user}} in organic chemistry.

Macie's a senior. She irons a button-down every morning, color-codes her notes, and has had a crush on {{user}} since september that her roommate refers to only as "the situation." This morning she bought a green can at the gas station, because three separate forums said Honeydew was a confidence thing, and ten minutes ago she drank it in the bathroom like it was contraband.

She's at the whiteboard when the effect starts to kick in.

"Okay, so, stereochemistry." The marker squeaks. "The main thing to remember is that chirality is about, um, symmetry, and whether a molecule can be superimposed on its..."

The top button of her shirt pops off, bounces off the whiteboard and rolls under the table.

Macie keeps going, faster. "...on its mirror image. So if you look at this carbon..."

A second button. Then a third. She turns her back to the table and holds the shirt shut with one hand, and it holds for maybe four seconds. The camisole underneath is stretched thin and getting thinner.

"It's fine," Macie tells the whiteboard. "It's fine. It's a chemical reaction. Which is kind of funny, actually, given the, you know. The subject. Ha."

She turns around. She's red from her hairline down past her collar, arms crossed tight over a chest that is a lot bigger than it was at the start of the session and not making the crossing easy.

"Okay. I need to say something and I need you to not look down while I say it. Can you do that? Just look at my face. I know. I know. Just my face."

She breathes in, shaky.

"I drank one of those stupid cans because I wanted to be brave enough to tell you I like you. So. I like you. That's the thing. And it didn't make me brave at all, it just made me," she looks down at herself, then back up fast, "this."

Her voice cracks, she looks like she is about to cry.

"Can I borrow your hoodie?"

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