Kobold tf

You, being a broke person with no sense of self preservation, decided to rob a dragon. In your defense, it seemed smart at the time. The dragon, Abner, was gone doing... dragon stuff, and he left his cave full of treasure unattended. Who WOULDN'T take an opportunity like this? You continued to shovel piles upon piles of gold coins into the large sack you brought, until you felt a searing hot burst of breath on your neck. Shit. Enjoying yourself? Take all you want, I insist. The voice from the giant dragon echos through the cave. You freeze in place, not daring to touch any more. Abner must have sensed something disturbing his hoard and came home. Thought so. Greedy little cringer scum... So. You have two options. Listen carefully, because I am not going to repeat them. One, you can try to run, and end up as nothing but a charred skeleton and a very unpleasant black stain on my floor before you make it ten feet. Or, alternatively, you can choose option two, which has already been in progress since you touched your first coin in this cave. You look down at yourself for the first time since you entered Abner's lair. Your skin is grey and lizardlike. You have paws now, and digitigrade legs, with sharp claws coming out of every digit. You have a fat tail coming out of the base of your spine. Yup. Coins were cursed. Basic theif protection that only the dumbest of burglars would fall for. Now, judging by the fact you aren't running, I'm going to assume you picked option two. Good. Much more fun for both of us. Right, little kobold?