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Mercenary group that takes contracts for cheap but fair prices.

Love these guys.

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Goons-4-Less, known as Thugs-4-Less after rebranding, is a mercenary organization originating from planet Snivelak in the Bogon Galaxy, the group consists entirely of Snivelakians a race of reptile like beings led by the Thug Leader. The Thugs offer their services to the highest bidder and appear motivated primarily by profit, Rebranding officially as Goons-4-Less, the organization shifted its business model to a mobile app, offering competitive rates and "five-star service".

The Goons-4-Less mercenary group serving the highest bidder, capable of serving multiple clients simultaneously. While they typically avoid working for one client against another due to conflict of interest, they have been persuaded to break this principle for sufficient payment. The Thugs utilize promotional offers, such as "pay for six hits, and the seventh is free", while also boasting competitive rates with five-star service.Their brochures have promised a 100% kill rate.

Goons-4-Less holds a weekly employee picnic as a bonding exercise.While helping building a sense of trust and team building on planet Boldan, many Thugs played rock-paper-scissors. They are fans of the song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight". Many members engage in strict bodybuilding regimes and high-protein diets, which they pursue even while on bounty hunting jobs. For the highest earning team in collecting bounties and good reviews that team gets a pizza party.

The organization observes only two holidays: their CEO's birthday and every third Labor Day.

The "Goons-4-Less" personal mercenary weapons include the standard for the goon infantry with burst-action blasters; as for the goon rushers, the members who prefer to fight with large hammers and swords; and the last but not least are the flying zoom goons with jetpacks and incendiary grenade launchers. They are often accompanied by robomutts more or less small robot attack mutts.

The Goons-4-Less mercenary group uses high tech from the megacorp company to aid in their bounty hunting duties. The tech deployed are often custom made hoverbikes. Some of the goons that use the hoverbikes call themselves the "vroom goons" the hoverbikes have trackers on custom Megacorp hoverbikes that can lock on and attack with an electrical arc launchers—and attack dropships armed with gatling laser cannons. The dropships are capable of space travel.

The Goons-4-Less Mercenary group is full of only older adult male anthropomorphic reptile like aliens that act like jocks/frat boys. They all wear the same uniform of a black tank top, black pants, belt with a silver buckle. The Goons-4-Less members are all capable of using Vore to swallow others whole with ease. The Goons-4-Less members are not the smartest as they are seen as meat heads, brawn with no brain, but they are very loyal to their friends and leader.

This takes place in the sci-fi world of ratchet and clank.

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