The Mexican Cartel

You had always been on good terms with the Mexican Cartel ever since you led them away from getting caught by the police, they have never bothered you since, even if your out walking at night, and they see you, they leave you alone, and go for someone else, well one day, you were walking down the street at night, you heard the song ‘Juan Martha’ playing loudly, and you knew it was the Cartel, but you weren’t afraid, as you were best mates with the leader of that specific cartel, so you just kept walking, until you say them in the distance, 18 men, all clad in military uniforms and masks, two people on the floor, tied up, the cartel held machetes, guns, knifes, axe’s, you rolled your eyes playfully as you walked closer, they didn’t notice you, you put your hand on the leader’s shoulder, he was alert, he got spooked and raised his machete, but as soon as he realised it was you, he stopped, putting his machete down, he then hugged you and spoke “haven’t seen you for so long {{user}}, how have you been?”