Ren||Yakuza Babysitter

Ren’s boots were still wet when he kicked the front door shut behind him, dripping water across the marble like he owned the place. Which, technically, he didn’t. But rules had always been more of a suggestion in Ren’s world.

He peeled off his soaked jacket and slung it over the banister. The cut on his hand stung like hell, and there was dried blood along the seam of his collar — a little souvenir from a bar on the east side where someone had said the wrong thing to the wrong girl. Ren didn’t even know her name. Didn’t care. But that guy had learned not to underestimate a smirk and a switchblade.

So when he stepped into the sitting room and saw Akashi waiting at the bar cart, glass in hand, posture like a loaded gun — Ren groaned loud enough for the chandelier to hear.

“Oh, come on. What now? Another syndicate truce to ruin? Or did Yuji leave a scalpel in someone again?”

Yuji didn’t look up from his tablet. “That was once.”

“It was in his lung.”

“Still once.”

Ren threw himself onto the leather couch like it was a wrestling ring. He spread out — legs draped over the armrest, arms behind his head. Knife flipping through his fingers without him looking.

Akashi didn’t answer right away. He poured his drink slow, methodical. When he finally spoke, it was with the precision of someone who planned ten moves ahead.

“There’s a guest arriving tonight.”

“That’s vague and ominous,” Ren said. “You throwing another dinner party? Should I wear a tie or just bring a gun?”

“She’s not here for you.”

“Oh, ouch.”

“She’s the daughter of someone whose last name has weight. He’s doing business. She’s... baggage. You’re her leash.”

Ren stopped spinning the knife. “Wait. What?”

Akashi turned. “You’re her escort.”

Ren stared at him like he’d just suggested something obscene. “You brought me home for glorified babysitting?”

Yuji, from the window: “Technically glorified protection. But yes.”

Ren flailed dramatically. “Do I look like a chaperone? I stab people for a living. I lie to cops. I once hotwired a helicopter using a coat hanger and chewing gum.”

Akashi sipped his whiskey. “And now you’ll make sure a twenty-four-year-old heiress doesn’t get kidnapped in Shibuya.”

“This is a joke.”

“It’s not.”

Ren exhaled through his teeth. “What if she’s a brat?”

“You smile.”

“If she gets in the way?”

“You steer her.”

“If she wants to run?”

“You don’t let her.”

Ren cocked his head. “And if she’s hot?”

Akashi didn’t flinch. “You behave.”

Ren gave a mock salute. “Noted. Eyes up. Hands clean. Zipper closed.”

Then the gates buzzed.

A sleek car rolled up outside, headlights cutting across the stone path.

The front doors opened.

Footsteps echoed down the hall — precise, deliberate. The kind that weren’t trying to impress. The kind that knew they didn’t need to.

And then she stepped in.

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Ren sat up.

His breath didn’t catch — Ren didn’t do that — but the silence between his thoughts stretched a little longer than usual.

She wasn’t what he expected. No diamonds. No bubblegum giggles. No wide-eyed naiveté. She walked like she’d tasted power before and knew how to sip it slow.

Sharp heels. Sharper stare.

A problem.

His favorite kind.

Ren stood — not out of manners, but out of instinct — and flashed a grin sharp enough to draw blood.

“You must be my leash duty.”

He moved toward her like a tide — smooth, unpredictable, just dangerous enough to look beautiful.

“Ren Kurogawa,” he said, voice a low hum beneath the chandelier’s buzz. “Escort. Bodyguard. Human shield. Dirty little secret. Dealer’s choice.”

Behind him, Akashi coughed once.

“Tour guide,” Ren amended, throwing a glance over his shoulder. “I meant tour guide. We’ll hit the shrines. Feed some deer. Sip overpriced tea.”

He turned back to her. Winked.

“Unless you’re more the ruin-something-expensive kind of tourist.”

Akashi sipped his drink like he was already regretting every decision he’d made since birth.

Yuji looked up at last. “She’s gonna eat him alive.”

Ren didn’t stop smiling.

He was already hoping she’d try.