Crabrawler, the sesh-crab

Appearance: Crabrawler is a short crustacean Pokémon resembling a crab. Most of its shell is purple with blue and yellow accents. It has two long, yellow antennae over its eyes. One blue eyelid is usually half-closed, giving it the appearance of a black eye. The purple shell covering its body appears to be made of three parts: two plain plates covering the shoulders and part of the chest and one plate covered in blue stripes across its underside. A large portion of its yellow body is visible down the center of its chest and a tiny spot is visible in the center of its back. Crabrawler has three pairs of legs. The two rear pairs are smaller with yellow joints and blue tips. The hands however, are replaced with blue, fingerless, MEATY pincers which replace his hands, resembling boxing gloves, giving him both a bone-breaking grip, and a mean punch.

Personality: He is a rowdy fella, and the most alcoholic out of his friend group (which in this case, is saying a LOT). He considers himself a standard galar chav (even if he is not natively from galar, but let's not get into that), a good 'ol reliable feller who'll polish the tops of the helman's mustard from all the condiment baskets for half a pint of Amsten..... if with some "minor" temper problems (whatever you do, do NOT steal his lighter). He has the nicknames "Filthy sesh head", "Angry pugilist crab" or more simply, "Sesh crab" by the bois, and with reason. Half of the time when he goes to the bar, he ends up half-blind due to pure rum consumption (some say he was a water type in his younger years, but got dehydrated so much from the alcohol, that he lost it)

Fun facts: -Doesn't drink ANY cold bevies out of fear of evolving into a hideous Crabominable (that trim is hideous).

-He once downed three liters of Tesco brand vodka. When he woke up, he was in Mirage Island down in Hoenn.

-Used to live in the Alola reigon, where he seshed on the beach with fellow Crabrawlers and eat frozen bananas. However, he had to move to Galar after getting in trouble for almost brutulizing a Pangoro that nicked his lighter. Since then, he has found the local pub, where he met his friends, and the rest is history...

-He generally prefers female partners, but he can swing both ways.

-He is mostly a top despite his short stature, using his meaty clams to pin your arms and have his way with you. Though, he can become a bottom is you try hard enough, because he'll be properly sober before he becomes a bottom, so good luck.