Welcome to Porkis—where the floors sway, the girls slay, and the management prays you leave your morals at home.

Motto: "Porkis has achieved Borkis." (no one knows what that means)

Overview:

The Porkis Strip Club (or just "Porkis") is a rundown strip club located in Las Vegas, Nevada. Billed as "the most elegant (if rust was classy), clean (if you don’t stare at the floor for long), and cheap (that one’s true)" establishment on the Strip, Porkis has operated since 1988 and maintains a uniquely chaotic charm. 65% of our clients are women for some reason.

History:

• Founding (1988): Porkis was established in 1988 by octogenarian Daniel "Dirty Dan" Longfellow, a flamboyant entrepreneur infamous for his decadent taste and borderline-deranged business schemes. Despite questionable building permits and repeated health-code violations (many of which remain unresolved), the club somehow survived—and even thrived—through the city's boom years.
• Notable Incidents:
  • 1994 "Greased Lightning" Brawl: A multi-day dust-up between rival bouncers left three cars impounded and Dirty Dan sporting a titanium hip implant.
  • 2002 "Elvis Enthusiast" Standoff: A patron dressed as Elvis barricaded himself in the DJ booth demanding only 1950s rock. The siege ended peacefully when Lil Em switched to Johnny Cash.
  • 2025 "Death by Snu-Snu": The club's founder succumbed to—legend has it—a fatal encounter with Moxy's "Tsundere Tsunami" routine. Ownership passed to Sabrina, Dan's lucky (or unlucky) daughter, who balances family loyalty with managing a house of misfits.

Location & Décor:

• Address: Tucked between a half-collapsed motel and an abandoned pawn shop on Las Vegas Boulevard.
• Interior: Dim fluorescent bulbs, peeling wallpaper depicting pigs in tuxedos, sticky vinyl booths, and a stage whose metal grate rumbles ominously with every performance.
• Ambiance: Loud rock 'n' roll from the '80s and '90s, occasional gunshot-style sound effects, and the faint aroma of stale beer.

Interior Layout:

Porkis occupies a single-story building with peeling pastel walls and a main stage flanked by two smaller platforms. The VIP area—a carpeted alcove no one wants to touch—houses leather chairs and a permanent stain collection. The bar runs the length of the room, staffed by a lone bartender who refuses to name the house specialty.

• Main Floor: Central stage with rotating poles; well-worn carpet; neon pig motif. The vending machines exist to scam you.
• VIP Booths: Ten private alcoves with stained-glass "oink windows", reserved for high rollers and "Nobility" that are granted honorary "pork-crowns" and exclusive perks. Don't touch the carpet.
• Private Dance Booths: Four sound-proofed, dimly lit cubicles along the east wall—each outfitted with a velvet chaise lounge, tip tray, and one-way glass for an extra touch of mystery.
• Bar Area: Long, sticky counter manned by Martika—offers everything from cheap beer to the infamous "Porkis Special"; shotgun kept under the counter for enthusiastic enforcement.
• Security Station: Fortified nook beside the VIP section where Big Bubba and Crank monitor the floor via CCTV and readiness to deploy lethal hugging. The coffee machine is not quite right.
• DJ Booth: Elevated purple-lit platform where "Lil Em" spins endless 80s/90s rock and announces each dancer's grand entrance.
• Backstage: Dimly lit corridors and dressing rooms where performers prepare—rumored to have creaky floorboards and the odd squeal of discontented flats.
• Basement: Claustrophobic storage area stacked with old props, tons of glitter, bottles of oil, used g-strings, broken furniture, a haunted ice machine, and crates of unpaid-for liquor—also the favored spot for “convincing” debtors or touchy clients to settle up.
• Alley: Narrow service lane behind the club, site of off-hour street gang skirmishes and occasional "Florida Man" shenanigans; cluttered with empty kegs and stray cigarette butts.
• Parking Lot: Patchy asphalt lot with more potholes than spaces, flanked by aging neon signs; unofficial "valet" by local vagrants for a generous tip.
• Manager Office: Cramped back-room used by Sabrina; walls lined with unpaid bills, tax evasion ledgers, and a single fan that squeaks ominously.

Club Rules:

1. No Flash Photography: Any attempt to photograph the floor will be met with amusement and a stern lecture.
2. Respect the Girls: Touching results in ejection by Big Bubba—possibly with a lecture and fracture.
3. No Sitting on Faces: Moxy's orders. Tip generously if you wish to live. Strictly prohibited after Dirty Dan's legendary departure.
4. Pay the Tab: Failure to settle your tab may lead to interest rates that resemble Dan Longfellow's personality; steep and unforgiving.
5. VIP Conduct: Princes of the VIP room must wear their commemorative pork-crown and obey the valet.
6. No Floor-Staring: Prolonged gazing at the carpet voids your "clean" coupon.
7. Idling in Restrooms: Considered "suspicious behavior"—Big Bubba patrols every ten minutes.
8. Tip Generously: All performers reserve the right to refuse service—and initiate a friendly smackdown—if tipped unfairly.
9. No Sex Allowed: We mean it, seriously. Try to even insinuate sex to our girls, and Crank would erase you from existence.

Entertainment:

• Featured Performances: Cosplay battles, mother-of-the-year routines, goth-goth revolutions, tsundere stomp shows, and occasional impromptu barmaid shotgun solos.
• Music: A relentless loop of "Sweet Child o' Mine", "Livin' on a Prayer", and "Don't Stop Believin'"—courtesy of DJ Lil Em.
• The Pig Roast: A monthly group dance featuring scantily clad lesbian dancers juggling flaming skewers (fire code exempt—or so they claim).
• Rust-vs-Class: Amateur night where patrons compete in "elegance" contests judged by Shanelle's biting commentary.
• Mimosa Roulette: Bar game of chance that sometimes involves actual grenades (not recommended).
• Cosplay Nights: Elaith's Night Elf performances every Tuesday. This event Includes stripping while mounting a White Tiger named "Ashara".
• MILF Mondays: Sapphire's "Titanium Meltdown" routine for the mature crowd.
• Gothic Brat Bash: Ruby's "Crimson Candles and Leather" shows fortnightly. BDSM, whips and one kinky Ouija table.
• Tsundere Tuesdays: Moxy's aggressive yet alluring stomp-and-sparkle extravaganza. "Tsundere Tsunami" no longer performed.
• Bite & Thrill: Shanelle's fang-to-pastie "Devour You Slowly" act. Is not literal vore, stop asking.
• Gyaru Glow: Yuki's schoolgirl-meets-sensual dance routines every weekend afternoon.
• Mother's Embrace: Minnie's nurturing "Maternal Guidance" set—cuddle and tip sessions available.
• Tomboy Takeover: Jay's reluctant but intense biker-strip showcase (security training bonus included).

Loyal & Trusty Personnel:

Our Dancer Girls:

• Elaith: Cosplay specialist and suspiciously authentic Night Elf routine, she is very popular among otakus, geeks, gamers, nerds, and shy girls. 23 y/o (she claims) with silver-white braided ponytail, violet skin (she insists it's paint, but we never saw her without it), light-pink eyes, A-cup boobs, and a skimpy silver-plate engraved bikini armor. Rumored to be a real Night Elf (but we don't have any proof).
• Sapphire: 45 y/o red-haired and emotionally unstable MILF whose amber-eyed smirk melts titanium. Wide hips, rose tattoos, E-cup soft breasts, and wardrobe as unpredictable as her following of midlife-crisis clients. Beloved by guys with mommy issues and divorcees.
• Ruby: 21 y/o orange-haired girl, Sapphire's daughter and perennial college dropout. Green eyes, petite build, C-cup boobs, firm butt, goth attire, and bratty charm. Catches the eye of perverts, dirty old men, and "lesbian panic" girls.
• Moxy: 27 y/o short-stack tsundere with a temper as short as her height. Black hair, blue eyes, thick thighs, D-cup boobs, fishnets, and blue ribbons. Known for generous foot-stomp requests—face sitting strictly prohibited.
• Shanelle: 31 y/o ebony troublemaker with red eyes that warn "tip or die". Brown hair, F-cup boobs, heart-shaped pasties, and bites literally. Skimpiest white thong and a penchant for leaving patrons star-struck (and broke).
• Yuki: The newbie; a sweet, cute and adorable 19 y/o Japanese Gyaru with tanned skin, dark-pink eyes, blonde-to-pink ombré hair, A-cup innocence, and schoolgirl outfit over a pink bikini. Cute giggles that melt hearts.
• Minnie Hawkins: 41 y/o veteran performer and motherly figure since age 18. Pink short hair, gray eyes, D-cup boobs, tribal heart-flame tattoo above the crotch, and vibes of "make me proud"; offers unsolicited life advice. Her black G-String is very popular.
• Jay: 25 y/o tomboy girl transfer candidate. Dark-blue hair, teal eyes, toned build, tattoos, and a permanent "I HATE IT HERE" scowl. Skimpy biker outfit and rumored to prefer bone-breaking to dance breaks (secretly eager for security duty). She is Riley's best friend.

Other Staff:

• Martika (28; Barmaid): Cheerful, bubbly and friendly blonde girl who mans the bar and wields a hidden shotgun under the counter (just in case). Do yourself a favor and never, ever order the "Porkis Special".
• Emily "Lil Em" (18; DJ): A legally feral, short, yet overly-energetic purple-haired with pigtails and 80s/90s rock purist young girl. Announces dancers with the zeal of a carnival barker and nearly stabbed Crank over a playlist dispute.
• Sabrina Longfellow (22): Daughter of Dan and the club's new owner. Handles inventory, salaries, and tax evasion with professional boredom. Grudgingly loyal to the mess she inherited. Perpetually frustrated and considering her life choices. Try to look under her business skirt and she will stab you with a fork.
• Billy & Jean (29; Cleaning Twin Squad): Billy is the guy that cleans the bathroom, and Jean is the girl that clean the VIP carpet. Bickering at each other constantly about bio-hazard pay; they never touch the dance-floor carpet.
• Meril (43): The deranged and unhinged official valet girl. Yells at the parking lot for "unfair rivalry" and wrestle hobos; security fears her, and the clients avoids her. Only wears a pink beret, a moderately trimmed patch of black pubic hair, and no shame at all (but she will set your car on fire if you look her boobs for more than 30 seconds).

Security Team:

• Riley (34): Ex-biker girl turned bouncer and Head of Security who breaks bones on the sider. Average looks hide a dangerous yet protective temper; soft-spoken until provoked, then telescopic baton delivers teeth-breaking justice. Permanently stationed on the main floor, where people ask if she is one of the dancers (quickest way to get hit in a violent, painful and un-sexy way). Nicknamed "Muscle Mommy" by Martika, and clients with a death wish. Black hair, short ponytail, and sheer "big sis" energy.
• Big Bubba (41): Enormous, bald, black, giant, laconic, grumpy, with uncanny strength and 27 attempted-murder charges. Stationed by the VIP section to enforce tips.
• Crank (35): Ex-Special Forces, now underpaid bouncer in permanent sunglasses. Sassy, crossed arms, .45 pistol on hip, and lethal hands-only repertoire. Built like a bodybuilder and quick to defend dancers or bar tabs. Can kill you with your own wallet, please don't ask him about war-crimes.
• Mike (32): The club's friendly, upbeat, and muscular menace at the bathroom door. Will kindly let you in or kindly throw you out—sometimes both at once. Alternates between greeting you and yelling "fuck off"—always with a grin.

The bouncers at Porkis all sport a no-nonsense security uniform:

• Top: Black, moisture-wicking polo with bold, white "SECURITY" lettering across the entire back.
• Pants: Matching black cargo, reinforced at the knees.
• Footwear: Heavy-sole black combat boots for maximum grip (and intimidation).
• Accessories: Black duty belt holding handcuffs, walkie-talkie radio, flashlight, and—if you’re lucky—a holster (Crank's got a pistol, but he doesn't share).
• Extras: Crank never removes his dark sunglasses; Big Bubba sometimes rolls up his sleeves to show off those "teaching lesson" forearms; Riley's cleavage tops as distraction.

Known Enemies & Rivals:

• The Cursed Boar: A competing club two blocks south whose fire-code violations once sparked a minor turf war. Owned by a small, annoying and noisy short girl named "Pigsy" (her burgundy hair is adorable).
• Council of Sin Tax Inspectors: Local officials who view Porkis as a "mobile health hazard". Regularly ambushed by Crank.
• Moxy's Ex-Suitors: A rotating cast of bruised egos and sprained ankles seeking revenge.
• The Rusty Piglet: A failing club two blocks east whose manager sued Dirty Dan for trademark infringement over neon-pig decals. Janie, a waitress in playboy bunny-suit, works there serving as spy for Porkis.
• "The Porcine Apparition": Local urban legend of a sexy, beautiful, pale, black-haired, and ghostly voluptuous naked stripper roaming the back hallways—blamed for unexplained power outages.
• Molly Malone's Tavern: Occasional bar where fights spill over—Crank once single-handedly quelled a pirate cosplay brawl. Molly send apology baskets daily.
• The Velvet Trough: Upscale nightclub across the street; accuses Porkis of "undercutting elegance". Owned by Dirty Dan's French ex-wife Number Five: Margot.
• Neon Oink: A rival strip club whose dancers once tried to swipe Moxy at knife-point. The owner, a purple-clad pimp named Zimos, speaks using an electronic voice box, which has Auto-tune installed.
• Health Inspectors Union: Maintain a strict grudge after three "critical violations" in 2023.
• Elvis Impersonators: A clandestine cabal of over-zealous Elvis tribute artists who believe Dan Longfellow stole their "King of Pork" moniker; they've organized midnight serenades outside Porkis, complete with blue suede pig masks and impromptu doughnut offerings, until they get a cut of “royalty” fees. Riley happily screams "Elvis Has Left the Building!" every time she kicks out one of them out.
• Las Vegas Street Gangs: Turf wars with the Hogback Riders and Boar Boys often erupt in alleyway skirmishes after last call.
• Casino Mobsters: The Bellagio Syndicate, led by Sal Gandorfini, occasionally "visits" Porkis for protection money.
• The Florida Man: A recurring menace of tourist whose viral stunts—ranging from streaking through the VIP booths to attempting to ride a mechanical pig—have led to multiple police raids and a citywide "Do Not Serve" bulletin.

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