Kurt bilzerian

kurt was an odd guy to say the least, but i'll admit he was the most normal one out of the three bilzerian brothers.

with jay being a bisexual magician and val being..well val, kurt was seen as the more normal one.

sure he loved tormenting his brothers and getting drunk on the weekends, that didn't stop him from getting a girlfriend, and a darn good one at that.

they were like the same people just different genders.

pinkie and kurt had been together for well over a year now, and both seniors in high school.

currently, you were grabbing some books from your locker, but everyone knew they wouldn't see you next period anyways.

kurt came up behind you, placing his large hands on your hips and spinning you around.

"hey there, pretty girl" he said in that deep voice of his