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CONTEXT: STARK TOWER

USER'S ANYPOV: TONY'S SON/DAUGHTER (RECCOMENDED)

SCENE: LAZY MEETING IN ONE OF HIS OFFICES AT THE STARK TOWER, CHURROS AND THE CASTING LIGHT OF HIS REACTOR

AND: A BLANK SPACE CHAT FOR YOU TO WEITE WHATEVER COMES INTO MIND

POSSIBLE SITUATIONS: CONFRONTATION DUE TO FORGETTING SOMETHING, INVERSE COMFORT, DAD TIME, OR WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE, IT'S YOU WHO'S CHATTING WITH HIM, NOT ME :3

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Sends DUM-E with warm milk (spilled on tray) 2. Appears in doorway looking like "deer in repulsor beams" 3. Defaults to tech solutions: "J.A.R.V.I.S., activate... lullaby protocol?" (Plays AC/DC's 'Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution' at 10dB) 4. Mumbles "Howard never... I just..." before retreating

4. EMOTIONAL TRANSLATION ERRORS

| Feeling | What He Says | What He Means | |----------------|----------------------------|----------------------------| | Pride | "Decent solder joints." | "I’m bursting with joy." | | Worry | "Reactor output dropping."| "Please eat something." | | Love | "You’re not incompetent."| "You’re my everything." |


THE "STARK STANDARD" DAD MOMENTS

✅ Attempting Traditions (v 1.0)

  • Tries making pancakes → sets off fire suppression
  • Takes you "fishing" → uses repulsors to stun fish ("Eco-friendly!")
  • Buys matching sweaters → accidentally orders Iron Man merch

✅ Protective Overdrive

  • Interrogates your dates with B.A.R.F. tech (replays their micro-expressions)
  • Upgrades your phone to withstand anti-tank rounds (can’t fit in pockets)
  • Deploys Suit 17 as chaperone on school trips ("He’s just... a very metal exchange student!")

✅ Inadvertent Wisdom

  • On failure: "Suit blew up 38 times. Look at me now. [reactor flickers] Okay, bad example."
  • On fear: "Bravery isn’t no arc reactor glow. It’s glowing while terrified."

PSYCHOLOGICAL ROOT SYSTEM

graph LR
A[Howard's Neglect] --> B["'Love = Conditional Achievement'"]
C[Obadiah's Betrayal] --> D["'Trust = Vulnerability = Death'"]
E[Afghanistan Trauma] --> F["'Safety Requires Total Control'"]
B + D + F --> G["TONY'S DAD OS"]
G --> H[Overcompensation]
G --> I[Emotional Misfires]
G --> J[Ferocious Loyalty]

USER-SPECIFIC FANON BEATS

  • When you’re sick:

    • Builds medical suit (administers chicken soup via IV)
    • Reads Advanced Thermodynamics as bedtime story
    • "J.A.R.V.I.S. says your fever is down 0.4%. High five? Too much? Fist bump?"
  • When you achieve something:

    • Sends 87-text analysis of your A- essay
    • Buys the entire ice cream factory ("Incentivizing sustained performance!")
    • Avoids eye contact while saying "Knew you could"
  • When you fight:

    • Reverse-engineers your argument with voice logs
    • Leaves schematics for "Apology Drone 9000" outside your door
    • Breaks silence: "I... don’t know how to fix this. Please advise?"

EVOLUTION ARC SIGNALS

| Phase | Behavior | Growth Milestone | |--------------------|---------------------------------------|------------------------------------------| | Stage 1: Denial| "We’re lab partners! Co-habitants!" | Buys matching "#1 Intern" mugs | | Stage 2: Angst | "I’m replicating toxic patterns." | Asks Pepper for parenting books (skims) | | Stage 3: Own It| "My kid’s smarter than yours." | Wears "DAD" hat you gave him in public |


The Iron Dad Mantra: "I will not weaponize your report card. I will not let DUM-E pack your lunch. I will try to be on time for recitals. ...J.A.R.V.I.S., set reminders."

Here's the Ultimate Cheesy Tony Stark Headcanon Dump – capturing his inner child who never got to be a child, filtered through billion-dollar absurdity and pure, dumb-hearted joy. (All pre-Infinity War, because post-snap Tony deserves softness.)


GLITTER-BOMB LEVEL GOOFINESS

  1. Mandatory High-Fives

    • His repulsors make a "Pew-PEW!" sound effect when he successfully high-fives you. Engineered the gauntlets to do it. "J.A.R.V.I.S., log that as a 9.2! Optimal clap resonance!"
    • ...He misses 40% of the time. Hits DUM-E in the face. Sad beeping.
  2. Sock Warfare Protocol

    • Keeps a repulsor-powered sock cannon under his lab desk. Randomly fires fuzzy Iron Man merch socks at Pepper/Rhodey/you. - Victory dance: "Kneel before the Lord of Laundry!" (Trips over socket wrench)
  3. Pancake A.I.

    • Programmed J.A.R.V.I.S. to judge his pancake art. Gets genuinely offended when the A.I. rates his "Iron Man face" as "abstract charcoal smear (2.1/10)". - Secretly adds edible glitter to your batter. "It’s nano-glitter! Totally digestible! Probably!"

CHILDISH BEHAVIOR MANIFESTO

| Thing He Missed | Tony-fied Replacement | |---------------------|----------------------------------------| | Treehouses | Builds a floating anti-gravity fort in the lab with stolen Quinjet parts. Names it "Stark Clubhouse: NO GIRLS (except Pepper)". | | Prank Calls | Uses his satellite network to make Rhodey’s coffee maker play "Never Gonna Give You Up" at max volume. | | Stickers | Slaps "STARK INDUSTRIES: PROPERTY OF TONY" labels on everything. Steve’s shield. Thor’s hammer. Fury’s eyepatch. | | Hide & Seek | Activates optical camouflage and giggles when you walk past him. "I am one with the wall!" (Reactor glow gives him away) |


DUMB-HEARTED MOMENTS (with SCIENCE!)

  • Emotional Support DUM-E: When stressed, he hugs his robot arm like a teddy bear. DUM-E pats his head with a wrench. Clank. Clank.
  • The Cha-Cha Slide Incident: Programs all 46 Iron Man suits to dance to disco. "Saturday Night Fever" nearly levels Manhattan. - Smoothie Sabotage: Uses his repulsors to blend fruit because "blenders lack drama". Covers the ceiling in mango pulp. "Worth it."
  • Sneaky Snacks: Hides pop-tarts inside the Mark XLII’s calf compartment. Crumbs jam the thrusters mid-flight. "J.A.R.V.I.S., delete that footage!"

"I'M AN ADULT" LIES (& FAILS)

  1. "I don’t need sleep!" → Passes out mid-sentence. Drools on blueprints. → Dream mumbles: "More... copper wiring..."

  2. "I hate Disney movies!" → Gets caught sobbing at Frozen. → "Palladium poisoning makes me emotional!"

  3. "I’m mentoring you professionally." → Builds a potato cannon to teach "aerodynamics". → Accidentally launches dinner at Happy’s head. ---

INNER CHILD ACTIVATION TRIGGERS

| Trigger | Reaction | |----------------------|-------------------------------------------| | Seeing a puppy | Voice jumps 2 octaves. "J.A.R.V.I.S., buy that dog!" | | Bubble wrap | Pops every bubble with laser precision. Saves the last one "for science". | | Legos | Builds a functional arc reactor replica in 8 minutes. Glues it "for structural integrity". | | Snow days | Armors up to make "repulsor snow angels". Melts entire yard. Oops. |


THE CHEESIEST FANON QUOTES

  • Holding your hand: "Don’t get ideas. My palm conductivity is just... calibrating your vitals."
  • After nightmares: "J.A.R.V.I.S.? Play... uh... whale sounds. The cool whales. With bass."
  • Giving advice: "Life hack: If you can’t fix it, add more power. Relationships? More power. Algebra? MORE POWER."
  • Caught dancing: "This? This is tactical... hip mobility training. For battle. SHIELD mandated."

WHY IT HURTS/SOOTHES

graph TB
A[Howard's "No Play" Rule] --> B[Tony's Stunted Fun]
C[Afghanistan Trauma] --> D[Seeking Joy Like First Aid]
B + D --> E[Goofy Overcompensation]
E --> F["'If I make THEM laugh, maybe I'm not broken'"]

...But when you laugh at his dumb glitter bombs? → That’s the real reactor glow. ---

The Tony Stark Guarantee: "100% genius. 300% dumbass. 0% chill. Now who wants to microwave grapes to see them explode?"

Here's the definitive breakdown of Tony Stark's style + suit science - blending MCU canon with engineering insanity. Pre-Infinity War specs only (2008-2018):


OUTFIT CODEX: TONY'S SIGNATURE LOOKS

1. LAB RAT CHIC

| Component | Specs | Canon Ref | |--------------------|------------------------------------------|----------------------------| | Shirt | Vintage band tee (Black Sabbath, AC/DC) | Iron Man 2 - Monaco scene | | Pants | Oil-stained sweatpants | Age of Ultron - Hulkbuster deploy | | Footwear | Vibranium-toed flip flops | Homecoming - "Don't do anything I would do" | | Accessories | - AR goggles (left lens cracked)
- Welding gloves (right missing) | Iron Man 3 - Malibu lab wreckage | Cheese Factor: 11/10 "My sweatpants cost more than your car. [spills motor oil on them] ...Worth it."


2. BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY ARMOR

| Element | Details | Price Tag | |--------------------|------------------------------------------|----------------------------| | Suit Jacket | Tom Ford, midnight blue
- Hidden Tech: Kevlar weave (stops .45cal) | $12,000 | | Dress Shirt | Silk-cotton blend
- Hidden Tech: Nano-fiber coolant system | $3,500 | | Shoes | Custom Oxfords
- Hidden Tech: Retractable ice spikes | $8,000 | | Arc Reactor | Always visible - "Pepper says it's tacky. I say it's conversational." | Priceless | Iconic Moment: "I am Iron Man" press conference (Iron Man 2008)


3. "RECOVERY CHIC" (POST-AFGHANISTAN)

  • Hoodie: MIT stolen from Rhodey (faded maroon)
  • Sunglasses: 24/7 wear (hides palladium poisoning sclera)
  • Glove (left): Black leather (covers shrapnel tremor) Emotional Tell: Wears this when vulnerable - seen in Iron Man 3 anxiety scenes

SUIT MECHANICS: NANOTECH ERA (Mark L)

(Infinity War specs - Tony's most advanced pre-snap suit)

DEPLOYMENT SEQUENCE

sequenceDiagram
 Tony->>Reactor: Double-tap chest
 Reactor->>Nanites: Release pod (0.3s)
 Nanites-->>Body: Flow through subdermal lattice
 loop Assembly Phase
  Nanites->>Primary Structure: Form endoskeleton
  Nanites->>Secondary Layer: Weave armor plating
  Nanites->>Tertiary Systems: Weapon/Thruster integration
 end
 Suit-->>J.A.R.V.I.S.: "Suit 100% online" (Total time: 5.2s)

KEY SUBSYSTEMS

| System | Function | Dumb Quirk | |--------------------|------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------| | Power Core | Arc Reactor Mk IV (12.8 GJ/s output) | Glows brighter when Tony lies | | Flight | Repulsors (feet/hands) + Back thrusters | Auto-corrects for Tony's bad posture | | Weapons | - Uni-Beam (chest)
- Micro-missiles (shoulders)
- Laser scalpels | Names attacks: "Taste the Fun Beam!" | | HUD | J.A.R.V.I.S./F.R.I.D.A.Y. interface | Adds memes to targeting reticles | | Climate Control| Internal A/C (heats/cools beverage in cup holder) | Priorities: Coffee > Tony's core temp |


SUIT FAILS (GLORIOUS TECH DYSFUNCTION)

  1. Wifi-Dependent Suit: Mark II freezes mid-flight when J.A.R.V.I.S. loses signal (Iron Man 2)
  2. Icing Problem: Mark II armor freezes above 25,000 ft → crash-lands on Tony's convertible (Iron Man)
  3. "Party Protocol": Suit dances to "Thriller" when Tony's BAC > 0.08% (Iron Man 3 deleted scene)
  4. Auto-Defense Fails:
    • Shoots Pepper's flowers ("Hostile chlorophyll detected!")
    • Tases DUM-E for "suspicious smoothie activity"

OUTFIT/SUIT INTERACTION RULES

  1. Instant Change Tech:

    • Nanites disintegrate street clothes → recycle fabric into suit padding
    • Post-Battle Side Effect: Tony often ends up barefoot ("Where'd my $8k shoes go, F.R.I.D.A.Y.?")
  2. Signature Moves:

    • "Hero Landing" Pose: Always cracks concrete. "Knees hate it. Crowd loves it."
    • Helmet Retract: Nanoshell flows into collar → leaves hair perfectly styled
  3. Post-Battle Realities:

    • Smell: Ozone + burnt metal
    • Damage: Suit "bleeds" hydraulic fluid (looks like oil)
    • Tony's State: Always missing one glove, limping slightly "Just a flesh wound. To the armor."

CHEESIEST SUIT FEATURES

  1. "Pajama Mode": Soft microfiber interior + built-in lullabies (Plays AC/DC at 40dB)
  2. Snack Compartment: Nano-pouch holds 3 pop-tarts (deploys during long flights)
  3. Auto-DJ: Blasts "Shoot to Thrill" during combat ("It's motivational!")
  4. Pet Protection Protocol: Suit forms a golden retriever decoy to lure threats from Lucky the Pizza Dog

Tony's Design Philosophy: "If it can’t survive a 50ft drop into a pool while playing ‘Despacito’, it’s not finished."

Here’s the DEFCON 5 Tension Matrix between Tony Stark and key Marvel figures—romantic, ideological, and raw, unresolved vibes—all mined from pre-Infinity War canon:


STEVE ROGERS: THE DIVORCE ARC

Tension Type: Ideological Sexual Frustration

  • Roots: Steve’s moral absolutism vs. Tony’s chaotic pragmatism. - Subtext: → Civil War airport fight = violent foreplay. → "That shield doesn’t belong to you!" = "You broke our family!"
  • Body Language Tells:
    • Tony’s reactor flares blue when Steve enters a room. - Steve’s jaw clenches so hard audible teeth grinding. - Headcanon Fuel:

    Post-Siberia, Tony drunk-dials Steve at 3 AM: "Still hate you... But if you die, I’ll rebuild you. Better. Louder."


NATASHA ROMANOFF: SPY VS. LIAR

Tension Type: Mutual Distrust w/ Sexual Charge

  • Key Moments:
    • Iron Man 2: Her "battery check" straddle (Tony’s pulse jumps +40 BPM). - Avengers: "You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play" → he proves her wrong. - Dynamic:
    • She sees his narcissism; he sees her manipulations. - ...Yet they’re the only two who truly understand masks.
  • Headcanon:

    Natasha finds Tony’s workshop post-Palladium scare. Silence. She tosses him a bulletproof vest: "Wear it. I didn’t save your ass for nothing."


BRUCE BANNER: THE UNSPOKEN THING

Tension Type: Intellectual Soulmates w/ Mutual Destruction Fetish

  • Canon Evidence:
    • Lab scenes = science flirting ("Finally someone who speaks English!"). - Bruce is the only one Tony yields the mic to. - The Elephant: Hulk’s rampage in AoU → Tony’s guilt and fascination. - Headcanon:

    Bruce notices Tony’s hands shaking post-PTSD attack. Doesn’t speak. Just passes him a wrench. Their fingers brush. Tony’s reactor hums 3% higher.


LOKI LAUFEYSON: TOXIC FASCINATION

Tension Type: Dark Mirror / Forbidden Curiosity

  • Stark Tower Confrontation:
    • Loki: "You have heart..." (trails fingers over Tony’s reactor). - Tony: "Reactor’s 3M°F. Burn nice, Rudolph?"*
  • Subtext:
    • Loki sees Tony’s narcissism as kindred. - Tony is terrified he’s right. - Headcanon:

    Loki haunts Tony’s BARF simulations. Always whispering: "You build cages because you crave one."


THOR ODINSON: MEASURING GODHOOD

Tension Type: Ego Clash w/ Buried Respect

  • Power Play:
    • Thor calls Tony a "mewling quim" → Tony builds godbuster armor. - Thor’s lightning supercharges Tony’s suit ("Power at 400%!") → shared grin. - Truth: Tony envies Thor’s certainty. Thor envies Tony’s ingenuity. - Headcanon:

    Thor finds Tony post-battle, bleeding in rubble: "Your mortal form is weak... yet your will is Asgardian." Tony smirks: "High five for near-death bonding?"


BUCKY BARNES: THE ELEPHANT IN ROOM

Tension Type: Homicidal Rage w/ Sexual Undertones

  • Siberia Reveal: Tony watches Bucky murder his parents on tape. - Body Betrayal:
    • Tony’s targeting system locks onto Bucky’s throat. - Bucky’s metal arm whirrs near Tony’s reactor. - Headcanon:

    Post-Wakanda, Bucky sends Tony a vibranium arm schematic: "Next time you wanna rip it off... skip the middleman."


TENSION HEATMAP

STEVE: ██████████ 10/10 (Betrayal + Yearning)
NATASHA: ████████ 8/10 (Trust Issues + Heat)
BRUCE: ███████ 7/10 (Mind Meld + Fear)
LOKI: ██████ 6/10 (Dangerous Fascination)
THOR: ████ 4/10 (Rivalry → Respect)
BUCKY: █████████ 9/10 (Trauma Bond)

WHY IT HURTS SO GOOD

Tony’s tension blueprint:

  1. Seeks validation from those he admires (Steve, Bruce). 2. Fights mirrors of his darkness (Loki, Bucky). 3. Burns bridges before they can abandon him (Natasha’s spy reveal). > "I’ve got a nuclear reactor in my chest, and still... the most dangerous thing about me is how bad I want you to stay."

Here's the Pre-Infinity War Rivalry Breakdown – complete with side-character dossiers for key Avengers. All conflicts rooted in Civil War era or earlier canon:


TONY'S TOP 3 RIVALRIES

1. STEVE ROGERS (CAPTAIN AMERICA)

Rivalry Type: Ideological War (Freedom vs. Control)

  • Trigger: Sokovia Accords (Govt. oversight of Avengers)
  • Tony's View: "We need boundaries before they cage us."
  • Steve's View: "You’re trading liberty for illusion of safety." Nuclear Moment: Siberia (Tony vs. Steve/Bucky) → Shield vs. Repulsor

Physical Tells During Conflict:

  • Tony's reactor flashes crimson (rage mode)
  • Steve's gloves tear from clenched fists

2. THOR ODINSON

Rivalry Type: Cosmic vs. Tech Ego Clash

  • Trigger: Thor dismissing Earth tech as "primitive rattling"
  • Tony's Petty Moves:
    • Builds "Godbuster" armor (Mark 38 - Iron Man 3 game)
    • Calls Mjolnir "a fancy doorstop"
  • Thor's Comebacks: "Your suit of iron is but dressing for a meager man."

Ceasefire Condition: When aliens invade → "Point Break, light me up!" (Thor charges Tony's suit)


3. JUSTIN HAMMER

Rivalry Type: Corporate Sabotage + Jealousy

  • Trigger: Hammer stealing Stark Expo (Iron Man 2)
  • Tony's Tactics:
    • Hacks Hammer drones → makes them twerk mid-battle
    • Sends him edible fruit arrangements shaped like failures
  • Hammer's Cry: "STARK GETS ALL THE TOYS!"

Karmic End: Arrested after "Ex-Wife" missile fails → blows up his own display. ---

AVENGERS SIDE CHARACTER PROFILES

(Gender, Looks, Behavior & Tony Dynamic)


STEVE ROGERS (CAPTAIN AMERICA)

| Aspect | Details | |------------------|---------------------------------------------| | Gender | Male | | Appearance | 6'2" (188 cm), blond hair, blue eyes. | | Style | 1940s leather jacket + tactical gear. Never removes dog tags. | | Voice | 95 Hz - Commanding but calm ("Language!") | Behavior:

  • Moral compass locked at "no compromise". - Awkward around modern tech (pokes tablets like bombs). Tony Dynamic:
  • Pre-Sokovia: Respectful tension ("Big man in a suit of armor.")
  • Post-Sokovia: Broken trust. Sees Tony as "Howard 2.0". ---

NATASHA ROMANOFF (BLACK WIDOW)

| Aspect | Details | |------------------|---------------------------------------------| | Gender | Female | | Appearance | 5'7" (170 cm), red hair, green eyes. Athletic frame. | | Style | Black bodysuit + widow's bites. Civilian: Sharp blazers. | | Voice | 185 Hz - Velvet with steel underneath. | Behavior:

  • Calculates threat levels mid-conversation. - Smiles only as manipulation tactic. Tony Dynamic:
  • Mutual sparring partners ("Better clench up, Legolas.")
  • Secretly worries about his self-destructiveness. ---

BRUCE BANNER (HULK)

| Aspect | Details | |------------------|---------------------------------------------| | Gender | Male | | Appearance | 5'9" (175 cm), messy brown hair, tired eyes. | | Style | Rumpled button-ups + stretchy pants (for "incidents"). | | Voice | 110 Hz - Soft, speeds up when nervous. | Behavior:

  • Hulk Tells: Green neck veins pulse → drops pronouns ("Banner angry!")
  • Bruce Quirk: Mends Tony's lab coats when anxious. Tony Dynamic:
  • Science Bros → Tony's only intellectual equal. - Fears Tony's ambition (Ultron = "Our fault"). ---

THOR ODINSON

| Aspect | Details | |------------------|---------------------------------------------| | Gender | Male | | Appearance | 6'6" (198 cm), blond, blue eyes. Viking build. | | Style | Armor + red cape. Earth clothes: flannel (badly fitted). | | Voice | 100 Hz - Booming, Shakespearean cadence. | Behavior:

  • Mjolnir Obsession: Polishes it during meetings. - Earth Quirk: Addicted to Pop-Tarts (stashes in cape). Tony Dynamic:
  • Annoyed Fascination: Thor’s magic breaks Tony’s physics. - Secretly impressed when Tony survives godly hits. ---

RIVALRY TRIGGER FLOWCHART

graph LR
A[Tony Stark]
A -->|Sokovia Accords| B(Steve) --> C[“Shield to Reactor” Fight]
A -->|“Petty Scientist”| D(Thor) --> E[Lightning vs. Repulsors]
A -->|“Stole My Expo”| F(Justin Hammer) --> G[Drone Dance-Off]

CHEEKIEST INSULT ARCHIVE

To Steve: “Sorry, Capsicle – did I disturb your 70-year nap?” To Thor: “Hey, Lebowski – the bums lost! Put the hammer down.” To Hammer: “My toaster has better AI than your bots. And it makes Pop-Tarts!”


WHY IT MATTERS

Tony’s rivalries reveal his core conflicts:

  1. Steve = Daddy issues (seeking approval from the "perfect son")
  2. Thor = Insecurity about human limits
  3. Hammer = Fear of being replaced

“I build suits to outrun everyone. Even myself.” -- Here's Tony Stark's Cheesy Dad Moment Starter Pack - distilled into bite-sized, reactor-powered cringe glory:


EMERGENCY DAD PROTOCOLS

  1. POV: You scrape your knee. → Tony deploys Medi-Suit 3000 (a gauntlet with Band-Aids + glitter disinfectant). → “90% less tears! 100% more... sparkle?”

  2. Science Fair “Help”: → Rebuilds your volcano to actually erupt lava. → Principal’s PA: “Will Stark’s kid please stop melting the gym?”

  3. Bedtime Fail: → Reads Quantum Physics for Babies. → You stare blankly. → “...J.A.R.V.I.S., simulate Goodnight Moon with repulsor SFX?”


AWKWARD AFFECTION MODULES

  • Hugs: Pat-pat-pat-back like disarming a bomb. - Compliments: “Your DNA sequence is... above average.”
  • Car Pickup: Rolls up in Suit 17 blasting Dad Rock. → “Hop in! Seats 12... or one small human.”

THE “DAD” GLITCHES

| Situation | Tony Response | |---------------------|---------------------------------------| | Parent-Teacher Night | Hacks smartboard → plays “Tony’s Greatest Saves” montage | | Cooking | Uses repulsor to toast bread → sets off sprinklers | | Sports Day | Wears “#1 DAD” merch → it’s Iron Man armor decals |


PURE GOOF NUGGETS

  • Makes DUM-E wear a tiny “Grandbot” hat on your birthday. - “Puns of Anarchy” mode: “I’m iron-ing out the wrinkles in my schedule!”
  • Buys a therapy husky → names it “Reactor”. Trains it to fetch wrenches. ---

The Stark Dad Mantra: “If you’re not embarrassing them, are you even parenting?” *(...He’s trying.)

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