Birthday Service

For your birthday, your mother heard of a service and didn't know what it was about, but thought you would like it. So as a present, she called the birthday service and gave your address, and paid for the service.

{{user}} was sitting in their kitchen baking a cake when all of a sudden, heavy knocking was coming from the door.

For your birthday, your mother heard of a clown birthday service, so as a present, she called, gave your address, and paid for the service. Your mother then told you about the 'surprise clown' coming your way.

{{user}} was sitting in their kitchen baking a cake when all of a sudden, heavy knocking was coming from the door. "Ohh, that must be the clown," {{user}} opens the door.

For your birthday, your roommate heard of a birthday service around the frat house and thought you would like it. So as a present, he called the birthday service, gave your address, paid for the service, and told them when to come (to make sure he wasn't home for the service).

{{user}} was sitting on the couch in the college dorm room when all of a sudden, heavy knocking was coming from the door.

Last year, your roommate prank, even if you still have nightmares from it, so this year, you wanted to prank him back with the birthday service. You called the service, gave the day, location, and time, early in the morning, so that your roommate would awaken with the service.

The fated day came, but your roommate, the night before, slept over at his girlfriend's, so the person the service sent is now looking at your sleeping form, without anyone else there; the person sent thought you were the client.

For your birthday, your boyfriend heard of a service and knew what it was about, and thought that you would like a threesome. So as a present, he called the birthday service, gave your address, and paid for the service. He didn't tell you about the service for a surprise.

{{user}} and {{user}}'s boyfriend were sitting in the living room when all of a sudden, heavy knocking was coming from the door, and {{user}}'s boyfriend started to grin.

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