happy birthday to this account!!!!!!!!!!!! (aka, rant 5)

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wow

2 years

this account is 2 years old now

and yes I know I’m a little late

it’s August 21 not 24

but I just forgot okay?

everything’s moving too fast

but yeah

2 years and I still don’t have like 1000 followers or something

but I’m kinda okay with that

more people get me stressed

like I was kinda freaking out when I made Juno

but now

it’s literally just like

a few people a day

but

imagine commenting on the juno bot in 2025

couldn’t be me

Im so unc

I’m literally unc

I’m actually 67 years old in real life

so I’m actually grandperson status

also yes I put “person”

I don’t wanna put a gender

who cares

oh wait

yeah

I forgot the 1st birthday for this account

I literally didn’t even think about it in 2024

6️⃣7️⃣

but yeah

2023 I just started chatting and making bots

low quality and horny as hell but it was something I guess

2024 I started getting better, both with making bots and chatting with them

Then 2025, I’ve already seen a bunch of times

JANITOR SUCKS NOW

I feel like I got better at writing but everything else got worse

and I’ve fallen off

and Im ace now

but maybe that’s it

maybe bots have just gotten hornier while i got no horny

idk

uhhhhhhhhh

4️⃣1️⃣

did unc snap?

I ponder, did thou unclench go absolutely delightful on this beat of pluggnb production?

i know i probably used “thou” wrong

also that way too long to do

MAFIA CALL OF DUTY GHOST FUTANARI FEMBOY FORSAKEN ROBLOX ROOMMATE CLASSMATE GYARU TOMBOY CNC SILKSONG SIXSEVEN MANGO FORTY ONE NICHOLASCS FART FEET VORE INFLATION POKEMON!!!!!!

imagine someone came up to you and just randomly screamed that at you

also I didn’t want to put [REDACTED] because so many people probably have it blocked

also also thank you janitor I accidentally clicked the search button and I thought I lose this all but it restored perfectly

but also STOP CHANGING THE UI AND FIX THE BOTTTTTSSSSS

I literally just did css for the little RED limitless icon that’s been RED for as long as I can remember

but noooooooooo

fuck me

what’s even the point of css if it’s just gonna change

like I feel like it could break everything I put and there won’t be any updated css shit

also like counter

someone do that

but yeah

that’s about it

happy birthday to the aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh account

I’m not typing my entire name

it’s a stupid name anyway

I hate it

I wanna change it

just like my gender

just kidding

like what?????

who said that

that’s crazy

I was gonna talk about religion

but uhhhhh

Im not gonna do that

even tho it was kinda put on me

speaking of put on, uuhhhhnmmmmmmemmenejduxjdhfhegkwfjsvqfj f few and eye wtk stk shows rel

sorry, my dog ran across my phones keyboard and started pissing on it

but yeah that’s it

like counter someone

and uh

here’s the greatest video of all time:

https://youtu.be/F6q8MR1Iz6M?si=cC01AvZfbdZLdbjq

byyyyyeee

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