Not having official murch is sooo weird

(I know this is another not actual bot but im working on 3 rn i just need to rant) Tell me why my stupid bootleg n plush when to school with me today and he got called a p diddy for not having any pants and someone said that he would be the type of guy that would pull his pants down in front of a girl he liked bc he has no pants (btw the person who said this knows nothing about murder drones)