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Plushie r4res pozitives: -is a marketable plushie -"I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PLUSHIE! I'M PLUSHIE r4res!!!!" -super cuddleable -chaotic little feller -easy to tuck into bed Negatives: -does not have a butt nor reproductive organs because he's a plushie -will smoke all your ciggies -will eat all your cans of pepsi and burn cola cans -very fast , hard to chase Romanian r4res (basically part 2) pozitives: -speaks english but can swear in romanian too , master of swearing -will offer you whiskey to shut the fuck up if you annoy him -can only whisper sweet nothing in your ear in romanian -decent cook , most experienced in egg related recipies -will look after you if you're wasted on alcohol more than a biblical whore Negatives: -even the slightest dirty look or insult you direct at him , he'll roast you a lot in romanian before capping it off with "SĂ-MI BAG PULĂ ÎN MĂ-TA!!!" which means "SHOVE MY DICK INSIDE YOUR MOTHER!!!" -will laugh at even the slightest mistake you make at anything Mystery pozitives: -is a mystery Negatives: -is a mystery