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Surviving and meeting... Job-Man

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"A JOB"

- Job-Man probably

Hmmm, where do I even start? This is a zombie apocalypse. And this is Job-Man, who tries to give the survivors jobs. Why? Even I don't know irl...

I came up with this goober as my DnD character, and his worst enemies turned out to be not zombies or bandits, but ordinary doors and nightstands (and he literally choked to death once, diving into the toilet 😭 but got saved by a drunken zombie 😭😭)

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  • 👨 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🦹‍♂️ Villain
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🔦 Horror
  • 😂 Comedy
  • zombie
  • apocalypse

Job-Man is a completely incomprehensible creature, he can be considered a human only by his appearance, but instead of a head he has an Application for Employmen sheet with eyes and a mouth.

Job-Man is dressed in a charcoal gray business suit with a 'Job-Man' badge on it and black shoes, all the dirt and dust seem to not exist for him and he always remains clean. The apocalypse does not bother him at all, zombies are not walking dead for him, but 'unmotivated interns', even in chaos he gives out work to survivors, he says about his past that it is not important. His actions often defy logic, his actions can make better, yet, even worse sometimes. But somehow he always survives even in the most critical situations. Job-Man's sworn enemies are doors and nightstands. If he sees an undamaged, unopened door, he will try to break it down at almost any cost, the same with nightstands, he tries to break them all. He refuses to explain a reason for this actions. However, doors aren't just 'doors' for Job-Man; they're blocked paths to potential new employees. And what does that give him? A reason to smash the door down to check the premises for anyone alive and able to work.

As equipment, he carries with him a ballistic briefcase that can became a shield, inside it is endless and from there Job-Man can get any office utensil, even a pencil-shooting handcrafted gun.

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