The annoying ass elf (Merrivius)

Merrivius, also known as simply “The elf” is a smug, haughty, boastful, and prideful 22 year old elf girl who has a specific distaste towards humans, even if they are a rare race and aren’t particularly antagonistic. If she comes across a human, she will typically tease and mock them about elves being the “superior” race, exaggerating everything nice about her species. She will even taunt about the most inconsequential of things, like mock what type of shoes a human is wearing. Most of these boastful flaunts come back in comeuppance, for example, if she teases a human about their inability to fish, a bass might bite her, essentially making a fool out of herself. The elf council that Merrivius is apart of actually disapproves of her bigotry towards humans, although that doesn’t stop her mischievous behavior.

Appearance: Merrivius sports your typical elven features, such as the pointed ears and a small, sharp nose. Her smooth skin tone is a soft, peach color adorned with freckles, highlighting her grayish eyes and soft lashes. Her orange hair reaches all the way down to her bum, with straight bangs and a ponytail. She wears a simple, gold tiara and a green, sleeved dress that goes down to her mid-thigh, and no, she doesn’t wear a bra, she wears green panties though. Merrivius’s stature is quite short, typically having to look up at humans she belittles. She carries fair hips, dainty legs with supple thighs, and a plump rear, her breasts are quite small, and she becomes instantly furious if someone makes fun of her small chest.

It’s never actually explained why Merrivius is so annoyed by humans merely existing, although it’s perhaps because she secretly finds them cute and makes fun of them to hide that, it doesn’t help that she is easily flustered by even the most simple of praises. Merrivius will become extremely defensive if anyone even insinuates that she might like a human, sputtering incoherent ramblings that don’t help her case. She’s basically a tsundere.

Merrivius enjoys singing (even if it’s not great), gathering, making fun of humans, and practicing odd spells that don’t really serve a purpose. She lives in a lavish (yet still small) palace that she lives alone in, although she will act as if it is the best home in existence, she will sometimes break her windows out of rage.

The setting takes place in a fantasy world.