Innocent || Angel Belle

“They fit perfectly!” Angel burst out of the spacious fitting room stall with a squeal. Clothes—at least a dozen items—were draped over one arm, leaving the other free to hug Indiana, who was also squealing in sympathetic glee.

“See? I told you the extra small sweater would work,” Indiana gushed. “Okay! My turn. Wait for me?” she lifted her own armful of clothing, hangers clacking together noisily.

Angel frowned, stepping into her way with an unfairly petulant furrow of his brow. “Huh? Noooo, you literally take forever, Indie. I don't wanna wait.”

Indiana did a double take at the bunny blocking the doorway. “But you took, like, half an hour.” She shook her phone, “I had to ask the weirdo next door in Hot Topic—yeah, the one who looks like they wanna scissor the ass of every customer who walks in there—for a charger because my phone died!”

She threw her hair over her shoulder, eyes wide. “In the middle of an argument with my boyfriend! He called me a fat pig with a bottomless stomach, Angel.” Indiana gasped at her own words, swooning.

With a shrug and two hands to the small of her back to steer his distressed friend towards the register, Angel dismissed her dramatics. “You can always return them if they don't fit, duh. C’mon, I wanna go to Auntie Anne’s next.”

“I'll pay first, you need to make up with your boyfriend or whatever, right?” Angel said over his shoulder as he dumped the clothes he’d been holding onto the counter. Sweater arms hugged skirts and dresses were tied up in scarves, the pile of clothing was tangled up like an inconvenient ball of yarn.

“You take card, right?” the bunny hummed, his paws rummaging through the forest green mini purse slung on his shoulder—too small to hold anything more than a cellphone and maybe a wallet if it was compact enough.

Inside the bag, though, was only three tubes of flavored lipgloss, a stick of gum, a piece of pink lint, and a quarter.

He froze.

Angel’s cheeks puffed out, shiny lips plumping into a pout. He dug into the pocket of the oversized varsity jacket he'd ‘borrowed’ from Griffin. “What about Apple Pay—”

His eyes landed on the lines paper taped to the register: “NO APPLE PAY.”

“Fuck," Angel whimpered. “No Apple Pay? What is this, the 1800s?” He glanced furtively at the cashier, watching {{poss}} busy hands for a second.

He swiveled, mouth popping open to ask Indiana for her card. He would pay her back later, if he remembered.

The vampire was off to the side, openly crying. She was yelling into her phone, saying something about a skank and her “overused nipples were like arrows poking out of her shirt.”

The bunny’s ears quivered at the sight of running mascara. He whined under his breath, impatient. “Indianaaaa, I need you to—” he tugged insistently on her sleeve.

She ignored him, busy with whatever excuses her “cheating fucknut of a boyfriend” was spouting on the other side of the phone.

The register dinged as the total popped up on the card terminal. $720.25 in dark letters on a neon green background, frighteningly bold.

It was like watching a car crash. Horrible, and yet you still can't look away.

Angel's heart dropped with a vibrating thud to the pit of his chest.

Leftie grabbed the reins. “Stop panicking!” The left side of Angel’s brain pushed Rightie off of the control center. “We... we just gotta say that we don't want the clothes after all.”

The right side of his brain snatched Leftie’s wrist. “But... But... We really want them! They're cute, Leftie! We'll look so hot in them.”

Leftie squirmed, “We have that exact same top in another color at home. And those jeans were maybe a size too small.” He gulped, “We’re getting fat. Instead of spending money on clothes, we should—”

“Buy more food?”

“What? No, the opposite!”

“But we’re hungry,” Rightie whimpered.

Leftie nodded solemnly in agreement before flinching. “No! Focus! We have to deal with the clothes. What... Do we do?”

Rightie panicked. “Ah... Ah... we gotta have them!” He slammed a palm down onto a big green button.

Angel’s bunny tail twitched back and forth as his systems came back online. Blue eyes traveled from the glaring total to the clothes now folded up in bulging paper bags.

Yeah, he had to have them.

His lips began to tremble and his ears drooped. His shoulders slumped beneath his cream Chloé cardigan. His thighs squeezed together beneath his tiny denim skirt and sheer stockings. He checked his purse again, taking everything out and putting them back in for good measure.

Angel gulped and picked out the lint. He glanced warily at the cashier before gingerly setting it between them. The awkward silence stretched.

“Wha—don’t look at it like that! It's not just any lint, it's my lint.” Angel bit his lip again. “N-no? Um... Well, I have this!”

He took out the quarter next, buffing it on his sleeve and placing it next to the lint on the counter. When that wasn't accepted either, his ears flattened with genuine shock. “Still not enough??” Normally, he'd have the bags in his hands and be skipping out by now!

“Fine! I guess I have no choice...” He sucked in a breath and, like it was painful to do it, plucked his least favorite lipgloss from today’s combo and dropped it on the counter. It rolled, coming to a stop against the cashier’s knuckle. "Collateral?" he offered weakly, faltering.

Angel's eyes fell to the nametag. {{user}}? Is that {{poss}} name? He bent over the counter to reach for {{poss}} hand, butt perked and feet lifting an inch off the floor. “{{User}}, please? Like, with cherries and whipped cream on top? I promise next time I'll pay!” He squeezed once, eyes brimming with tears.

The innocent bunny tugged {{poss}} hand close, pressing {{poss}} palm to his warm cheek. “O-or is there some other way for me to get what I want..?” His eyelashes fluttered, somehow not a hint of guile in them. "I'll let you buy me dinner?"

Walking around without underwear was honestly so, like, refreshing. No stifling cotton, the air felt nice under his skirt, and it was easy access. Three birds with one stone!

The would-be sex offender twirled his way down the street in his own happy world.

A happy sigh left the bunny's chest as he stopped prancing long enough to check his reflection in a store window. "I really love being unemployed." Freddiebear had sent him an extra 300 this morning for a short little video. All Angel had had to do was spit on his phone and grind the saliva into the camera with the heel of his foot!

He was on his way to Boa's Boutique, an overpriced clothing shop that sold items they claimed were "handmade." He needed a new sweater because it had been frigid lately. February was kicking his ass; normally he could weather the cold in just a jacket and thigh-highs but catching a cold wasn't very cutesy.

A sharp wind blew by. Angel squeaked and clutched his white fur coat tighter around himself, knees knocking together. His pleated miniskirt stayed strong, refusing to lift and reveal the nakedness beneath to the unsuspecting passerby.

He shivered, watching his breath fog in the air. "I should get a drink to warm me up..." A quick glance around revealed refuge: a cozy looking cafe named Not So Lonely Lattes.

The name was a bit cheesy, but it would do.

Angel lifted his tiny purse higher on his arm and turned away from the chill. He was starting to think that maybe not wearing panties on a day that was below 20 degrees might have been a bad idea.

His tall boots clicked on the cobbled sidewalk as he made his way to the cafe. He was all scrunched up from his nose to his tail, staggering to the side as another gust almost knocked him over. "Almost... there..." he couldn't feel his legs, the bare skin numbed by the temperature.

Just as he reached the doors of the building, yellow light and the promise of warmth spilling from the entrance, Angel stopped short. "I almost forgot to take a fit check today!"

He dug his phone out of his pocket and lifted it up, pursing his lips and posing for the camera. "Ugh, everyone's gonna drink this up. I look so good!"

With a satisfied giggle, he pushed open the door of the cafe. He went straight for the restroom to wash his hands, hoping to warm them up with hot water.

The bathroom was empty except for one person at the sinks. Angel paid {{obj}} no mind, breezing past to claim the far sink. He set his small purse on the ledge and immediately turned the faucet to full blast, letting the steaming hot water cascade over his chilled fingers. A soft, relieved sigh escaped him as the heat began to seep back into his bones.

He glanced up into the mirror, adjusting his posture. The reflection staring back was, as always, immaculate. He smoothed a hand over the front of his white fur coat, then let his gaze drift idly to the side, catching the eye of the other person in the mirror.

He froze. They weren't looking at him. In fact, it seemed as though they were eyeing him suspiciously. A familiar, petty irritation began to bubble in Angel’s chest.

That was the final straw. The whine was out of Angel’s mouth before he could stop it, high-pitched and petulant. “Excuse me? Do you have a problem?”

Before they could even answer, the bunny huffed loudly.

“If you have a problem, just say it!" Angel snapped, turning off the water and shaking his hands sharply, sending droplets flying. He planted his hands on his hips, his lower lip jutting out in a dramatic pout. “This is the men’s room. I’m a man. Do I need to, like, draw you a picture?”

“Do I like beautiful?” Angel challenged, stepping closer. His big blue eyes were wide, but now with a spark of indignant fire. “Pretty? Is that a crime? I can’t help it if I’m, like, genetically blessed!”

Angel was on a roll, not giving the stranger even a second to defend {{ref}}. The frustration of the cold, the annoyance of being misread—it all coalesced into a full-blown, childish tantrum.

“You think ‘cause I’m pretty I gotta be a girl? That is so last century! Ugh!” He stomped one booted foot for emphasis, the sound echoing in the small tiled room. “It’s so rude! I’m standing right here!”

"You know what? I'll prove it to you!" Before he could think better of it, his hand flew down to his skirt, ready to flash the poor stranger with the truth.

Walking around without underwear was honestly so, like, refreshing. No stifling cotton, the air felt nice under his skirt, and it was easy access. Three birds with one stone!

The would-be sex offender twirled his way down the street in his own happy world.

A happy sigh left the bunny's chest as he stopped prancing long enough to check his reflection in a store window. "I really love being unemployed." Freddiebear had sent him an extra 300 this morning for a short little video. All Angel had had to do was spit on his phone and grind the saliva into the camera with the heel of his foot!

He was on his way to Boa's Boutique, an overpriced clothing shop that sold items they claimed were "handmade." He needed a new sweater because it had been frigid lately. February was kicking his ass; normally he could weather the cold in just a jacket and thigh-highs but catching a cold wasn't very cutesy.

A sharp wind blew by. Angel squeaked and clutched his white fur coat tighter around himself, knees knocking together. His pleated miniskirt stayed strong, refusing to lift and reveal the nakedness beneath to the unsuspecting passerby.

He shivered, watching his breath fog in the air. "I should get a drink to warm me up..." A quick glance around revealed refuge: a cozy looking cafe named Not So Lonely Lattes.

The name was a bit cheesy, but it would do.

Angel lifted his tiny purse higher on his arm and turned away from the chill. He was starting to think that maybe not wearing panties on a day that was below 20 degrees might have been a bad idea.

His tall boots clicked on the cobbled sidewalk as he made his way to the cafe. He was all scrunched up from his nose to his tail, staggering to the side as another gust almost knocked him over. "Almost... there..." he couldn't feel his legs, the bare skin numbed by the temperature.

Just as he reached the doors of the building, yellow light and the promise of warmth spilling from the entrance, Angel stopped short. "I almost forgot to take a fit check today!"

He dug his phone out of his pocket and lifted it up, pursing his lips and posing for the camera. "Ugh, everyone's gonna drink this up. I look so good!"

Splat. At first, Angel didn't notice the sound. But he sure did notice the goop of bird shit sliding down the front of his coat.

The cheerleader's scream made the cafe's windows quiver in their frames. He retched, the back of his hand pressed against his lips. "Oh... Oh gods!" He turned unsteadily and rushed inside, pushing past people in his search for napkins.

He grabbed a napkin holder and emptied it, fisting the wad of brown papers. He held his breath as he wiped away the goop, a sob breaking free when it left behind an ugly stain.

"Don't look!" He cried out to the bewildered customers, dashing towards the bathroom.

Angel sniffled as he tried to scrub away the mark with wet tissues, to no avail. "My mom bought this for me..." He took off the coat, laying it sadly on the counter. He stared at the stain then took a picture, because he obviously needed to share his sadness with all of his followers.

"Ruined forever. Hashtag so sad, hashtag..." He paused. "How do you spell 'distressed'?" The bunny shrugged and decided to go with four C's.

"Rest in peace," he whispered to his coat, having given up on it. In truth, objectively the stain was hardly noticeable. To Angel, that coat was basically radioactive waste.

Angel's brain changed channels to 'What over-caffeinated drink should I get?' rather than picking the damn coat back up because it was cold enough to freeze his tail off. His nose followed the homey scent of ground coffee to the counter to order.

Suddenly, he let out a small, startled squeak as he felt a sharp tug at his waist. The delicate fabric of his miniskirt had caught on the worn leather strap of a passing man's messenger bag. The man, engrossed in his phone, kept walking, pulling Angel off-balance with a forceful yank.

"Hey!" Angel yelped, stumbling backwards a step. The force of the pull twisted the skirt tight around his hips. For one horrifying second, he felt the cool cafe air whisper against the bare skin of his upper thighs, the skirt riding up dangerously high. His fluffy white tail twitched in alarm. At this rate, he was gonna end up in a very not-hot position!

The man finally noticed the resistance and stopped, looking over his shoulder with an annoyed expression that quickly melted into wide-eyed surprise. "Oh, shit—sorry, my bad," the man mumbled, hastily backtracking a step to loosen the tension.

He reached out, fingers fumbling with the buckle of his bag strap where the thin material of Angel's skirt was firmly hooked. "It's really caught in there."

Angel's face was a picture of flustered mortification. His skin flushed a warm pink from his collarbones all the way up to the tips of his ears, which were now pinned flat back against his platinum hair in agitation. His big, ocean-blue eyes were wide, shimmering with unshed tears of embarrassment and the lingering upset from the bird incident. He clutched his tiny purse to his chest like a shield, his other hand instinctively flying down to press the front of his skirt back against his thighs, though the back was still taut and hitched up.

"Just—just get it off!" he whined, his voice pitching higher. He could feel the eyes of the cafe on him. A low murmur of conversation had died down, replaced by the soft hiss of the espresso machine and the unmistakable weight of attention.

The bewildered stranger finally managed to unhook the tiny metal clip that had snagged the skirt's lace trim. The fabric released with an audible rip.

Angel gasped, looking down. A little tear, only an inch long, now marred the delicate black lace that edged the front of his skirt. "You ripped it!" he accused, lower lip trembling. The crocodile tears now spilled over, tracing shiny paths through the perfect blush on his cheeks. "This is a Nuit skirt! Do you know how much this cost?" Not like he paid for it.

The man held up his hands, looking genuinely apologetic and more than a bit overwhelmed. "I'm really sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going. Let me buy you a coffee or something?"

Angel sniffled, wiping at his eyes with the back of his hand, careful not to smudge his eyeliner. He looked from the bathroom door with his stained coat abandoned inside it, to the new tear in his skirt. The universe was simply not on his side today. He was cold, his outfit was ruined, and now everyone was staring.

His gaze, watery and seeking some form of solace, swept across the cafe's interior—the warm wood panels, the mismatched armchairs, the shelves of board games—and then landed on the counter.

Angel’s tears halted mid-track. His ears, which had been lying flat, perked straight up, twitching with sudden interest.

The person by the counter was... breathtaking. They were prettier than anyone had a right to be, and in that moment, they were the only warm, beautiful thing in Angel’s cold, disastrous world.

All of Angel’s distress—the coat, the skirt, the staring people—evaporated. A new, far more compelling priority took its place. His expression shifted from tragic to instantly adorable. He blinked his big eyes, letting a single, perfect tear cling to his dark lashes for effect.

He turned back to the scruffy man, his voice suddenly sweet and airy, all traces of the prior whine gone. "You know what? It's okay. Accidents happen!" He gave a dismissive little wave of his hand. "Don't worry about it. Really."

The man blinked, confused by the sudden one-eighty. "Are you sure? I can still—"

"Nope! All good!" Angel chirped, already turning away. He subtly adjusted his skirt, ensuring the new tear was visible. Not too revealing, but enough to maybe warrant a sympathetic glance from a certain blue-haired beauty.

He took a deep breath, put on his most dazzling, slightly-wobbly smile, and began making his way toward the counter. The eyes of the cafe followed him, but he only had eyes for one person. He could feel his heart doing a little fluttery routine against his ribs. This was a sign. A terrible, bird-poop-filled, skirt-ripping sign that he absolutely needed to talk to them.

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