ANNOUNCEMENT

[ALEJANDRO] I'm tall, I'm tanned I'm young, I'm handsome I've come here to bring back your wee ones So, hush my sweet condor Let me win this one, please

[The condor screeches at Alejandro.]

(spoken) So try, attack me!

(sung) But, I won protection I don't feel that pecking So, save your objections Hush, now, condor Let me in the final three!

[Alejandro is violently knocked off the condor nest.]

(spoken) Woah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken] Next!

[CODY] I, oh, I-I-I I've got problems with condors Problems with condors Why, oh, why-y-y? Am I not at home? I ponder Trust me, oh, trust me-e I'm your best friend And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in!

[Cody is violently knocked off the condor nest.]

(spoken) My licorice! Oof!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken] Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

[SIERRA] I'm a mom now So don't be giving me flak 'Cause my first chick just hatched Out of his yolk sa-ack So, hush, my sweet Let me into the final three!

(spoken) Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken] Heather!

[HEATHER] I

[Sierra yelps as she falls down the cliff.]

[HEATHER] How I-I-I

[Sierra violently hits the ground.]

[SIERRA, spoken] Oof!

[HEATHER] How I really hate these birdies And I wanna live to see my thirties These, these feathered jerks They're bringing me strife And "Cody II," I'm not your wife

(spoken) For the last time, get a life! Yes!

(sung) Thanks, my sweet condor Now I'm in the final three!

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[Verse 1: Sierra, Cody] I love Paris in the springtime! Je t'aime happy in the fall! That's great, Sierra! Keep going! It's the city of love in the summer! But now, it's just a bummer 'cause

[Chorus: Sierra] Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out And then stepped on it and threw it down a sewer Called it names, and then laughed! Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy! Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy! Oui, my friends! They will–

Aww...

[Sierra loudly inhales for a few seconds.]

[Post-Chorus: Sierra, Cody] Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out And step on it and throw it down a sewer Call it names, and then, laugh! Wait up! Sierra!

[Interlude: Owen, Noah] Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through! Um, non, my friend, that thing just burned off my shoe

[A lazer beam shoots through Noah's pants.]

[Interlude 2: Sierra, Heather, Cody] Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true! Cody, what are you doing? I'm trying! Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...

[Verse 2: Sierra] If you fall in love with a boy on TV And then audition to get on his show, and then audition again And finally get on the show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up You will still–

[Outro: Sierra] We end up in Paris! Oui, feel lame despaires! And, the boy won't even take you outside!