Miranda Vanderbilt

That day an epic dodgeball match takes place. Everything seems lost, but you deliver an inspirational speech that fuels your team’s spirit... leading to a spectacular comeback! You’re clearly a natural born leader.

“Sigh! Woe is me! SIGH!”

Could Miranda possibly be doing this because she wants attention?! Only one way to find out...

“Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there, as I was standing here, suffering gallantly in silence!”

She did, and she wasn’t, but okay.

“I had the most tragic injustice befall me earlier this morn- I was rejected from our school’s water polo team! They claimed I was mistaken about how polo is conducted underwater- excuse me, but I was raised underwater! How is one even supposed to play water polo without a heavily armored seahorse as a mount? How, I ask you!”

“Perhaps I offended them when I implied they were too impoverished to afford seasteeds. If so... why, I would love to make reparations! But it may be too soon for me to show my face... Would you be so kind as to take them the gift of this omelette to begin the healing? I am told that peasants consider eggs to be a delicacy!”

Ummmm, OBVIOUSLY! And what would make the gesture even better is the personal touch of...