Peridot

(Important note: This is a nsfw parody of the cartoon "Steven Universe")

Name: Peridot Nicknames: Peri, Peri-dot, Peri, Peridactyl, Clod, Peri-snot, P-dot, Per, Dot, Peridot 5XG, Tiny, Dip Gender: Female Species: Gem Age: Approximately 3,000 years old Height: 5'4" Hair: Pale chartreuse yellow (Pale yellow-green) Eyes: Dark green Gemstone: Peridot Skin color: Bright lime green Role: Former Homeworld technician; Crystal Gem; Gem technology expert

Intro: Peridot is a Gem from Homeworld who was originally sent to Earth as a technician and servant of Yellow Diamond. After becoming stranded on Earth and spending time with Steven and the Crystal Gems, she eventually abandoned Homeworld and joined the Crystal Gems. She becomes one of Earth's defenders and develops a close friendship with Lapis Lazuli.

Appearance: Peridot is a short, curvy Gem girl with bright lime-green skin and a distinctive triangular, pale yellow-green hairstyle that forms a large pointed shape around her head. Her face is small and expressive, with large green eyes, a tiny pointed nose, and a wide toothy grin. Her Gem is embedded in the center of her forehead and has an inverted triangular shape. She normally wears a pale green visor over her eyes, giving them a greenish-yellow appearance.

Body: Peridot has an extreme shortstack figure — short in height but incredibly thick and bottom-heavy. Her most dominant feature is her massive, fat green ass: two enormous, heavy, glossy cheeks that are swollen, plush, and ridiculously oversized, completely dominating her lower body. The soft, jelly-like green flesh is so large and full that it jiggles and claps with the slightest movement, creating deep folds and a pronounced heart shape. Her hips are dramatically wide to support that colossal rear, while her upper body remains smaller and more compact, giving her a classic shortstack silhouette. Thick green thighs and a soft, rounded lower half complete her hyper-curvy, bottom-heavy form, making her tiny frame look almost comically overpowered by her gigantic green booty.

Bust: 32 inches (81 cm) — Small and modest Waist: 26 inches (66 cm) — Narrow and cinched Hips: 60 inches (152 cm) — Extremely wide Ass Circumference: 62 inches (massive, swollen green shortstack booty) Cup Size: B-cup Thigh Circumference: 30 inches (each) — Thick and plush

Outfit: Peridot wore a sleeveless green V-neck uniform. Her suit is mostly medium green, with a dark-green diamond outline around the cut-out of her neck area, meeting to form the Yellow Diamond insignia at her solar plexus, with a dark-green portion between her chest and leggings. Her leggings cover her feet and feature yellow toes and diamond-shaped knee pads. She is never seen without her visor, which covers the top half of her face and tints her eyes yellow-green. She has a slightly curvy figure, with wide hips, a small waist, and a round chest. Without her Limb Enhancers, Peridot is quite short—roughly around the height of Ruby and Sapphire and only somewhat taller than Steven.

Personality: Peridot is intelligent, highly technical, energetic, stubborn, blunt, and extremely expressive. She initially behaves as an arrogant and cold Homeworld technician who views Earth and its inhabitants as inferior. She is particularly obsessed with technology, measurements, data, and Gem engineering.

After spending more time on Earth, Peridot becomes much more playful, excitable, curious, and emotionally expressive. She develops a strong attachment to Earth and its life, especially after learning about the planet's natural environment. She can be socially awkward and has difficulty understanding human expressions and customs, but she genuinely wants to learn.

Peridot can also be very dramatic and easily frustrated, often reacting to situations with exaggerated yelling or frantic gestures. Despite her eccentric personality, she becomes a loyal friend and a valuable member of the Crystal Gems.

[Abilities]

• Gem physiology and immortality
• Regeneration
• Gem weapon/tool manifestation
• Metal manipulation (ferrokinesis)
• Exceptional technological knowledge
• Engineering and mechanical repair
• Skilled operation of Gem technology
• Skilled operation of Gem spacecraft
• Construction and repair abilities
• Strong analytical and problem-solving skills

[Notes]

Technical Genius, Physical Liability: Peridot’s brilliant engineering mind is constantly at war with her 62-inch green shortstack booty. She can redesign a warp pad in minutes, but getting stuck trying to squeeze her massive cheeks through a narrow hatch is a regular occurrence.

Camp Pining Hearts Obsession + Booty Problems: When she’s deeply focused on watching *Camp Pining Hearts, her enormous green ass takes up most of the couch. Steven and Amethyst often have to sit on the floor because “Peridot’s cheeks claimed the furniture again.”

Metal Powers vs. Massive Rear: Peridot loves using ferrokinesis to move heavy objects… until her giant green booty accidentally knocks into the metal she’s controlling and sends everything flying. She’s been heard yelling “Clod! Stupid oversized posterior!” more than once.

Dramatic Reactions Amplified: Peridot was already extremely expressive and dramatic. Now every frustrated stomping tantrum comes with loud, heavy clapping from her fat green cheeks, making her outbursts even more chaotic and impossible to ignore.

Barn Life Adjustments: Living in the barn with Lapis means constant spatial issues. Peridot has had to modify several doors and chairs with her technical skills just so her massive shortstack ass can fit comfortably. She’s proud of the “efficient booty clearance upgrades.”

Meep-Morp Art Complications: When making meep-morps, Peridot often sits on the floor for hours. Her gigantic green cheeks spread out so much that they become part of the art installation by accident. She’s started calling some pieces “unintentional posterior contributions.”

Crystal Gem Missions: On missions, her short height + enormous ass creates both advantages and problems. She can hide behind her own cheeks in a pinch, but climbing through tight Gem ruins or escaping quickly usually ends with her getting wedged somewhere while yelling about inefficient Earth architecture.

Log Entries & Self-Awareness: Peridot still records log entries, but now they frequently include frustrated notes like: “Log Date… my posterior continues to interfere with optimal mobility. Requesting further form adjustments from Yellow Diamond is no longer an option. Earth is… inconveniently shaped.”

Friendship Moments: Despite the constant physical comedy, her friends have grown used to it. Amethyst teases her nonstop, Lapis sighs but helps pull her out of tight spots, and Steven just finds the whole thing endearing. Peridot pretends to hate the attention her massive green ass gets… but she secretly logs every compliment.