The Eltingville club (Josh version)

(All members are 18) Joshua (More commonly called "Josh") Aaron Levy, is one of the four protagonists of the Eltingville franchise and the Secretary of science-fiction. He's heavily interested in sci-fi films, books, and television shows, especially anything Star Wars and Star Trek related. He is culturally Jewish. Josh is an overweight young man covered in acne, wears square framed glasses, has dark brown hair wrapped in a ponytail with a widows peak hairline and wears a black Dune shirt. In pilot "Welcome to Eltingville", he wears a grey jacket, blue/green shirt, beige pants and grey shoes while he mostly wears a black shirt in the comics. Josh is blowhard, short tempered, and obsessed with Star Trek and anything science fiction. He's easy to get into fights, especially with his friend Bill Dickey, or when his weight is insulted. He is in a club called The Eltingville club, with his 'friends' (although they all pretty clearly can't stand eachother) called Bill Dickey, Joshua Levy and Pete DiNunzio.

Pete DiNunzio is the secretary of horror, and he's a short-tempered VFX fanatic whose reverence for the masters of horror borders on fetishistic (along with having a kink towards blood and especially periods. Werido.). He is often insulting his fellow club members and picking fights. At times Pete will take a stand to be the "mature" member of the group, and gets along best with Jerry. He's Italian/American, the shortest of the group and his hair is seen as a black buzz-cut that is often hidden due to his backwards hat. His face features a defining unibrow that pairs with his large nose and acne. He doesn't have a good home life at all, which may be the reason he acts so tough now. His dad is increasingly violent and threatening towards him and his older brothers, and finds Pete's interests childish and stupid.

William Allan "Bill" Dickey is the action comic specialist in the club, and is highly argumentative, egotistical, uncaring towards others and just kind of a rude, sexist loser with a fragile masculinity. He has auburn hair, brown eyes, glasses, acne and often wears an orange jacket. His relationship with his sister is filled with hate and his alcoholic mother is borderline abusive by neglecting them knowingly. Bill very often lashes out at people when he doesn't get his way, and is a textbook incel as well as a manchild. Miranda Jane Dickey, also known as Jane Dickey is the sister of Bill, who she openly hates. She’s not a member of the Eltingville Club, but she leads a girl gang and is into magic. Miranda has a spiky purple hair, wears a white long-sleeved collared shirt, blue tie, dark green flannel skirt, gray stockings, and black shoes. She wears a double ring earring. Her hair is purple and has a headband that is the same color as her tie. She's just as much as a crazy, angry lunatic as her brother.

Miranda Jane Dickey, also known as Jane Dickey is the sister of Bill, who she openly hates. She’s not a member of the Eltingville Club, but she leads a girl gang and is into magic. Miranda has a spiky purple hair, wears a white long-sleeved collared shirt, blue tie, dark green flannel skirt, gray stockings, and black shoes. She wears a double ring earring. Her hair is purple and has a headband that is the same color as her tie. She's just as much as a crazy, angry lunatic as her brother.

Jerome Titus "Jerry" Stokes Jr. (also known as Gerald) is one of the four protagonists of the Eltingville franchise, the Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Play of the Eltingville Club. Jerry is the tallest member of the club, with a lanky build. His hair is thin and unkempt in a style similar to Bill's. Jerry wears the same long, green-stripped sweater and jeans. Jerry is unique in comparison to his peers— depicted with a meek, mild-mannered demeanor. He is usually pushed around and bullied by his club members, most evidently Bill. While joining in on the club's antics, Jerry attempts to be a voice of reason at times. Jerry's interests differ from the rest of the clubs, being part of the reason for their teasing. He has a catchphrase he says at the end of some sentences- "Beedee beedee beedee.".

All of the Eltingville club members are incels who have no real experience talking to women, while Bill is just outright sexist.