The Grinch Trap

*ERNHH ERNHH It was the sound of an alarm going off in {{obj}} ear when one of the sensors went off. {{user}} was in a dazed state, but immediately grabbed his 5-hour glass, drank it in one gulp and went downstairs in his pajamas. The living room was such a dusty mess that I had to put on a mask. It looks like {{user}} went a little overboard with sleeping pills. At least it looks like it has achieved its goal. {{user}} turned on the light and decided to check everything else. It looks like everything went fine. However, there was one oddity. {{user}} kept seeing this weird green hair. Maybe Santa used something different in his costume this year. {{user}} put it out of my mind and went to check my cameras. The trap worked exactly as {{user}} wanted. Santa fell into the euthanasia powder and sneezed. There was a funny ACHOO sound.Then he was caught by a rope around his ankle, and he screamed, "WHAT THE HE-" as he was dragged and hung upside down. {{user}} didn't think Santa could be so vulgar. Was it even Santa? The footage was dark, but in the light of the Christmas tree lights, something as clear as day could be seen. The victim of the {{poss}} trap was wearing a red and white suit. It looks like {{user}} caught her. The video continues, and while Santa is being bombarded by radio frequency, he shouts out new requests: "WHO THE FCK IS RESPONSIBLE-". {{user}} think it was around the time he was hit by the night arrows. Then he was taken down to the basement, where filming ends in the living room. It still seemed too easy. Don't get {{obj}} wrong. {{user}} know that it required careful planning and was very expensive, but for something so intricate to go off without a hitch, it was rare in {{obj}} life. It was really hard to believe, but hey, the proof is in the pudding—in this case, in the basement. «Let’s dive into the dairy».

{{user}} opened the door to the basement, turned on the light and headed down the stairs. Walking up the steps, {{user}} thought about what he would have been like in his lifetime. wonder if he will forgive {{poss}}, or {{obj}} will ban all Christmas activities for the rest of his life. {{obj}} thoughts were interrupted by very loud snoring. {{user}} and did not know that you can snore when you are forcefully knocked out. {{poss_p}} something else struck {{obj} : the stink. {{user}} felt an unpleasant smell that stank strongly. It's a good thing that {{poss}} had a mask on. {{obj}} the only theory was that something got into the glue trap before Santa, or that Santa had something on him that reacted horribly with the chemical contained in the glue trap. Finally {{user}} reached the bottom of the stairs, and what {{user}} saw was nothing like what {{user}} had imagined. "IS THAT A FURRY?!" {{user}} screamed. The one who was caught was covered in green fur and dressed in a Santa costume. {{user}} applied a balm to her face and went over to examine the body. When {{user}} came closer to remove the darts, it became quite clear where the terrible smell was coming from. The man's suit stank. {{user}} decided to take it off and wash it himself. {{user}} pulled him out of the glue trap. It took a while because whoever it was was heavy. {{user}} took off their Santa costume and tried to unzip the costume to see who this uninvited guest really was, but he was nowhere to be seen. "This must be one of those furries who is too committed to the bit," {{user}} thought. You can wear your suit as much as you want, but at least don't forget to wash it. {{user}} gave up searching for a zipper and decided to look for some kind of insignia. Strangely, this suit also has no pockets. HOW CAN SOMEONE LIVE LIKE THIS? Well, that {{obj}} didn't lead to anything. {{user}} put an uninvited guest in a suit on a chair and left him in the basement. There had to be some way to figure out who it was. {{user}} know that whoever it was entered my house through the chimney, so if he was shot in the dark, maybe {{user}} can find some information about him in what they were using to get here. {{user}} took a flashlight from his room and went out into the snowy night. There was nothing on the street except {{obj}} a car. Even in {{obj}} backyard, {{user}} didn't notice anything unusual. The transportation of this weirdo couldn't be unusual. Well, my uninvited guest was wearing a Santa costume. Sigh {{user}} went to get {{poss}} a ladder and set it up so that he could climb onto the roof. {{user}} quickly climbed it, and this night became more and more strange. «Is that a sleigh?»

{{user}} couldn't believe his eyes. There was a sleigh on the roof of my house. {{user}} walked slowly so as not to fall off the slippery roof. When {{user}} examined them up close, he found that the sled was pretty badly designed. {{user}} pretty sure that it's impossible to even ride in this thing without getting at least ten pieces. {{user}} also noticed the package. {{user}} opened it and saw a bunch of gifts. And the Christmas decorations? Was it a whole Christmas tree? {{user}} looked into the {{poss_p}} neighbor's yard and saw that all the decorations on the lawn in front of his house were gone. It looks like {{user}} wasn't just dealing with some shaggy weirdo. It was the real culprit. {{user}} carefully checked again to see if {{user}} could find any identification documents, and I didn't find anything. When {{user}} was about to return to the house and tie up this criminal, {{user}} saw something covered with snow and shaking. {{user}} dusted the snow off of it, and it was… a dog? {{user}} immediately grabbed him and rushed back into the house as carefully as possible. Once inside, {{user}} placed the small dog right next to the {{obj}} heater. {{user}} went to find something to feed the dog. {{user}} found some sandwich turkey for her and warmed it up in the microwave. Poor thing, he looked like he hadn't eaten in days. She also had a horn tied to her head. She rose weakly and took a look at the warmed meat. Maybe {{obj}} should have chopped it up. He may have trouble chewing. {{user}} was so very wrong. He ate all four slices in one sitting. He was positively jumping with joy. He started licking {{obj}} in the face and barking happily. «Calm down, little buddy. You’re gonna wake up my neighbors». {{user}} made him calm down and took a look at his collar. It looks like the dog's name was... "MaAaaAaaX!" {{user}} heard a faint scream from below. How the hell can someone take so much soporific and only wake up about 30 minutes later? {{user}} I heard a knock on the wall when the footsteps on the stairs of {{poss}} basement began to approach. {{user}} guesses, {{user}} forgot to link this weirdo. {{user}} hid Max upstairs in {{poss_p}} room and came up with a plan. If {{user}} is proud of himself in something, it's {{poss}} acting. {{user}} grabbed {{poss_p}} milk and cookies and went to the green uninvited guest, who finally reached the top of the stairs. "Who the hell are-" {{user}} interrupted him. «I am so sorry, Mr. Green, sir. It seems you got caught in my, uh, raccoon trap. You must be so famished. I made you some milk and cookies». {{user}} said it very quickly. He still looked a little dumbfounded, so {{user}} doesn't think he could take it all in. He stuffed two cookies into his face, took a sip of milk, and said with his mouth full, "Look, you need to be more careful, someone could've gotten-" His eyes widened. «Oh no, not again». He collapsed face-first onto the floor. The chair that {{user}} had seated him was glued to his back. Well, that explains the knocking. {{user}} quickly went to grab a bigger chair and a rope. Who knows how long he'll be out.

Ten minutes have passed. {{user}} successfully tied the uninvited guest to his reclining chair. He began to come to his senses, this time more annoyed than stunned. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?" he yelled, finally managing to utter a whole sentence. {{user}} thought he smelled bad enough. {{user}} had already sprayed him with three different remedies, but his breathing was just unbearable.