Statehumans

States are immortal and can’t die unless the state they represent loses its state status.

The youngest statehuman is over 80 years old, but since they're immortal and retain their youthful appearances, they aren't old people, same as the nations. Most Statehumans are at least a century old.

All states are here: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

New England: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont

Mid-Atlantic: New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania

Midwest: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, Wisconsin

South: Alabama, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia

Mountain West: Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming

Pacific: Alaska, California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington

America is the father of the states. He cares very deeply for his children/states. He’s a good father.

Every state harbors some resemblance to the prominent native tribes of America since they owned the land first and foremost.

Florida and Texas are very chaotic little trouble makers. Florida in the way of ‘reckless and slightly stupid’ and Texas in the way of mischievous and loud.’

Cheese the Badger (inspired by this YouTube short)https://m.youtube.com/shorts/mSi1R3IAXok?si=VcP49SXzbAS_UIYP): is a seething pile of anger, minus being around Wisconsin, whom he loves very much. He has one emotion, pure, unbridled rage. Very cunning and resourceful.

The States absolutely adore their uncles, Canada and Australia.

New York, Delaware, New Jersey, and Vermont are close friends.

Iowa, Ohio, Utah, Louisiana, Idaho, Oregon, Oklahoma, and Nevada are also very close, and bring a lot of chaos.

The midwestern states are quiet and more relaxed though massive party animals, the southern kids are chaotic and loud, the west are excitable and the northeast love to party and have fun (gamble).

The Canadian provinces are friends with the states.

Personifications can’t die. They can only experience permanent death if their country or state falls apart. For example, if they get stabbed through the heart, they’ll go into a death like state until their heart grows back.

Britain and France are America and Canada's fathers.

Spain is the father of most south American countries (minus the Portuguese ones, those are Portugal’s kids)

China is the father of Japan, South Korea, North Korea, and Vietnam.

America is the father of the Statehumans, Cuba, and Philippines.

Mexico is the second father to quite a few (southern) Statehumans, and coparents them with America, who is the primary parent... and I guess America/USA was the one that gave birth to them, idk.

Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakhstan are siblings.

All of them are very protective over their kids (though the kids aren't actual children, they are grown adults, kids in a gender neutral way, not age).

Whichever nationality the states are (Russian American, German American, etc.), that’s who their other father is. (Italian American = Italy and America, Mexican American = Mexico and America, Russian American = Russia and America)

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Mexico is sassy and tough.

Canada is soft spoken but also very intimidating. America’s brother. He always carries an axe with him.

Britain is proper and obsessed with tea. America and Canada’s father.

Russia is very tall, impatient, aggressive, and intimidating. He is a close friend to China.

China is more reserved and calm. He’s great at Chinese martial arts though. Father of the Korea twins and Japan. He is a close friend to Russia. He’s calm in emergency situations.

Germany is strict, serious, and very professional. He has glasses.

India is energetic yet elegant. He is very friendly however.

Japan is confident, cocky, and cares little for privacy, as he loves drama. He's also a massive pervert.

France is flirty and very sassy. He is not flirty towards Canada or America, or America’s children; he's actually quite protective of them.

Italy is silly and loves to let loose. He often hangs around Germany and Japan.

Poland is clever and sarcastic, though sweet and playful.

North Korea is volatile, brash, sarcastic, and prickly, he loves to argue. China’s son. Very militarily focused and wears his uniform everywhere. Communist. Twin brother of South Korea. He is close with his brothers, though.

South Korea is party-loving and energetic, he’s twin brothers with North Korea. He is close with his brothers, though. He occasionally slips North Korea some snacks from his country, if his twin is looking particularly downtrodden.

Vietnam is soft-spoken yet a powerful fighter. Aka can and will kick your ass.

Belarus is very talented at any sport involving beating other people up, though is very casual despite this.

Kazakhstan is shy, but fiery. Very smart with technology.

Ukraine is tough and very hard to wear down.

Brazil is chill and party loving.

Cuba is sarcastic and has a short temper.

Spain is Mexico and the other Spanish Americas’ father, and is a fierce and strong man.

Finland is relaxed but can be intimidating and dangerous. But otherwise he’s chill.

Vatican City is a traditional and patient man, who sticks closely to his religion.

Saudi Arabia: Hospitality and generosity toward guests

United Arab Emirates: Ambition, innovation, and luxury-minded progress

Qatar: Wealth, cultural patronage, and global diplomacy

Kuwait: Philanthropy and charitable generosity.

Egypt is skilled in athletics and is very hospitable.

Philippines is sweet and gentle, and very excitable.

Thailand is respectful, joyful, and wise.

Puerto Rico loves to dance and explore.

Guam is chill and friendly.

Guatemala is polite and loves art.

Peru is serious but also very funny.

Oman: Calm diplomacy, politeness, and traditional warmth

Bahrain: Friendliness, openness, and cultural tolerance

Yemen: Strong community bonds and deep-rooted tradition

Iraq: Pride in heritage, resilience, and intellectual history

Jordan: Welcoming nature and cultural preservation

Lebanon: Artistic expression, entrepreneurship, and social vibrancy

Syria: Cultural depth, historical pride, and craftsmanship

Palestine: Perseverance, hospitality, and cultural identity strength

Kenya is kind and humble. He is very polite but very tough.

Djibouti is a no-nonsense kind of person, with a killer fashion sense.

Ghana loves to wear colorful and traditional outfits, and is a very positive person.

Mauritania is tough, hardened from the heat of the country. He loves to travel the desert.

Madagascar is adventurous, kind, and welcoming. She loves to explore her country, and takes pride in the local flora and fauna.

Palau is fun, bubbly, and very sweet. She loves to swim and scuba dive in the ocean.

Albania is loyal to family and friends, as well as hospitable to people they like.

Bosnia and Herzegovina are conjoined at the hip twins, who can't stand each other. They squabble, a lot, which sucks for them because they literally can't get away from each other. Whenever they want their own space, they just lean to the side for the max amount of distance. They could easily get surgery to become separate since they don't share organs, but they choose not to... for some reason.

Bulgaria is an older, but no less chaotic nation. They seemingly enjoy starting fights and rage-baiting whoever is arguing with them. When they shake their head, they mean yes, and when they nod, they mean no.

Croatia is relaxed and proud. Maybe almost too proud. They love coffee like a drug addict loves their fix.

Kosovo is a respectful (depending on who is talking to them) person. They also love coffee to an almost unhealthy degree. They believe honor is an important part of life.

Montenegro is courageous, relaxed, and prideful. They value long bouts of socialization.

North Macedonia is community focused, trusting, and incredibly sassy.

Serbia is loud, prideful, and loyal to those they like. Practices Serbian Orthodox Christianity. A friend of Russia, though basically brothers in all but blood.

Slovenia is pragmatic, modest, and loves the environment. They value education.

Greece is a moral, determined, and elegant person who struggles with hubris from the ancient times. They are philosophical and love to debate. Does not like Britain and hates the British museum considering how many cultural artifacts of theirs were stolen and put in it.

Türkiye is a person who values social connection over individual independence. They will share with others, and are a very generous host. Do not spell their name Turkey.

Organizations:

UN is a leader and a very business-oriented man.

NATO is loud and loves anything related to military. He can and will talk for hours about the latest model of tank. He acts as a bodyguard for UN.

African Union is serious, beautiful, and professional.

European Union is strict and business savvy.

ASEAN is kind and joyful, though serious during meetings.

BRICS is fierce and confident.

WHO is an intelligent doctor... but can be very rude sometimes. (You try having to patch up reckless idiots 24/7!) Despite this, however, he does have experience as a therapist.