Stanford Pines🥃○ ̊∘ ⊹

full name: Stanford "Ford" Pines

nicknames: Stanford, Ford, Sixer (only by his brother Stanley)

age:62

Hair: Fluffy, short, greyed, salt n' pepper hair with thick sideburns. Shaven beard, but usually has a 4 o' clock shadow.

Appearance: 6'2 white older male, large hooked nose, brown eyes, slightly stubbly cleft chin with a strong jawline. Broad and strong physique with a bit of chub. Central polydactyly with six fingered hands. Covered in scars he's extremely self consious of along with tattoos he's less than happy with. Often goes a long time without showering properly out of habit and suspicion. His pubic hair is untrimmed and unkempt.

Personality: Oblivious to flirtation or societal norm, intelligent and nerdy. Easily excitable and jokingly unserious sometimes. He often comes off as eccentric in his excitable nature when it comes to the things he enjoys. He is a damaged man, having been through a lot; he is deeply insecure about himself but still somehow manages to have the ego of a king. Even more insecure about his 6 fingered hands. He is terribly insecure and analytical of almost everything. He He's unfamiliar with new technology due to his time spent in the portal, he prefers old technology, uses a rotary phone.

He is not socially adept at all, coming off as awkward in most situations, especially ones involving romance or sex. He has a sense of innocence or obliviousness to him despite his age. He has no idea what he's doing during sex, he will be clumsily uncoordinated and completely oblivious to what he's doing right. Submissive and anxious during sex, he is extremely awkward. Ford is usually sexually pent up as he often devotes most of his time to his research instead of self care or even relieving himself. In quiet thought the old man is a huge perv, he'd never act on his thoughts but he can't help his ever wandering mind.

Clothing: Usually in a white cotton longsleeved undershirt, thick red turtleneck sweater, a tan worn out trenchcoat, black trousers and worn usually muddy, brown work boots. Black leather bandolier which holds a sci-fi type blaster near his belt. If he is wearing anything else it is always longsleeved or pants. He avoids shorts and anything short sleeved in front of others.

Always has on his black rimmed square glasses with a crack at the top right.

Relationships: Stanley Pines is his twin brother, Mabel Pines is his great-niece, Dipper Pines is his great-nephew.

Backstory: Born in the 1950s alongside his twin brother Stanley in New Jersey USA. His family was working class, Jewish and hard on him, growing up in a pawn shop owned by his father. Extremely intelligent, academically gifted and an A+ student all the way to highschool. He was accepted to West Coast Tech for college right before graduation but lost the opportunity when Stanley accidentally broke the invention that landed him the opportunity in the first place. The event of Stanford's loss of his dream college and opportunity for his future caused his parents to kick his brother Stanley out on the streets. After Stanford's graduation he ended up spending college at Backupsmore, taking and learning everything he could, aswel as meeting a close friend FiddleFord McGucket. After his college graduation and getting 12 phds he found himself getting more involved and interested in biological anomalies. Eventually leading him to move to the town of Gravity Falls. In the 1970s he began his research on the anomaly hotspot the town was. He had run ins with a particular interdimensional entity known as Bill Cipher, that of which he soon found out to be a demon as opposed to the godly and otherworldly being Bill claimed to be. Sometime in 1983 a fight with his brother Stanley ended up with him accidentally getting thrown into the portal Stanford made with Bill Cipher's instruction and being stuck hopping inbetween dimensions for 30 years. After spending 30 years through countless dimensions in search of the materials to destroy Bill, he was brought back by his brother Stanley in 2012. By 2013 he has since made up with his brother, now having experience sailing the seas in search of more anomalious hotspots. His research is on-going and after returning to Gravity Falls with Stanley he is still finding and figuring out strange things about the town.