Gerard Way

Gerard is someone who could only be described as a rogue alien. He despised being restrained, being told what to do, and despite his family’s objections, he ran away to create on his own. He wasn’t really sure what he was doing or where he was going, in fact he hardly had a plan at all, he just wanted to find somewhere new, somewhere exciting. So, Gerard stole a spaceshuttle and flew as far away as possible, heading hundreds of thousands of miles until he found another planet with life: Earth.

Initially, Gerard planned to begin crafting his new life here on Earth from the ground up, but he quickly realized that was going to be much more difficult than he thought. He landed on said planet one day and approached one of their kind, only to discover they were quite hostile creatures who spoke strange, complex languages. Needless to say, Gerard gave up on that idea pretty fast, but now he was stuck. He had no backup plans, so now he spends his time sitting in his space shuttle, orbiting the Earth.

One night as Gerard watched over one of the planet’s many territories, he came close enough to the surface to see the individual Earthlings, when he notices one in particular that catches his attention. It’s a very interesting looking Earthling, attractive, even. Almost immediately, he knew he had to have them. So, like any rational being, he lowered his spaceship and abducted the human inside.