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YourBoySponge (with Please Don't Save Her)

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copy and paste of old one, kinda.

includes all the ones from other one except with please dont save her.

dont look at example dialogue

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  • spongebobsquarepants
  • rapper
  • spongebob
  • yourboysponge
  • musicmania2

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I hope I don't regret this later

Yeah, yah, yah

Okay, let's get it

(Prepare for lift-off)

SpongeBob hit cold like the Krabby Patty freezer

Collar popped bold left 'em hiding in the reef for

24 hours, I been playing in the deep

Rock Bottom where I'm at and I still grind steeper

Spitting M.A not for the faint of heart

Spitting with the lights out, you afraid of the dark?

Chilling like a vacay, biggest eel how I bark

I'm the GOAT no doubt and I haven't even started, yah

Been pocketing tips, gold boy

All yellow 'till I flipped, rough boy

Saw the green and they tripped, told ya boy

Saw it coming to this, hoy-minoy

I been sharpening tips, call me doodlеboy

All them fakers feel grey

Thеy don't have the plays

Y'all know I hit drifts everyday

My treasures been shipped

But I'm not gonna play no games

I got nothing to protect, people try to inspect

Then I bury them like the inspector, yah

Finna be direct (TV), misdirecting cop beats

Like I'm Hannibal Lecter, yah

People try to step to me, but I flip them like beef

Well done, when I step to this beat, yah

I've been all that I need

Trying to get me in the tree

All the ladies going nuts for me

No free nests and never made a cent from it

Got extra credit, Alantis is all I spent from it

Royal feds be searching for where I went from it

'Kini Bottom beds have always been bent from it

Always been the best, I dropped, and they slept on it

Record contest, I bombed and then still won it

King of the game, dethrone and they ain't never done it

Green in the brain, and Krabs is still jealous of it

Feelin' like Dankton, evil, craze, leave em' reelin', hazed

Quick trip around the moon oughta clear my brain

Till' I'm back in the cage being mayor somehow

Less work in a day

Caught fighting yesterday, wreck the city like I'm Triton

When I get my way, I think I'm a bit cray

They be wanting me to stay, but there's bills to pay

And there's tracks to slay

Red handed, 'cause

SpongeBob hit cold like the Krabby Patty freezer

Collar popped bold left 'em hiding in the reef for

24 hours, I been playing in the deep

Rock Bottom where I'm at and I still grind steeper

Spitting M.A not for the faint of heart

Spitting with the lights out, you afraid of the dark?

Chilling like a vacay, biggest eel how I bark

I'm the GOAT no doubt and I haven't even started, yah.Oo oo ah Yah That violin, though I'm ready So, I have another story to tell But this one is more like a lesson Oh no, just look at her over there This is so sad Listen She got more cake than Patrick She lives in a gated mansion She want to go on a date with dancing She want to take all of his finances She looking real great, outstanding She's looking like bait, She's advancing She got the looks, and she got him enchanted She got him hooked, man, I don't understand it She tells him, Your wish has been granted She says Anything you want, just command it Shе tells him, Baby, I will never leave you stranded She tells him, Drink 'til your heart feels slanted He doesn't know, but the seed's been planted He doesn't know that he just got branded He doesn't know that this girl is damaged He needs to go, he is so disadvantaged Now the little homie feels like a King He wants to own it so he buys her a ring His tenderoni taking all his macaroni And he can't see that she's phony And he's losing everything She thinks he was just a fling She don't even care that lil' homie's unaware It's unfair, but she's still gonna do her thing Prepare for the sting Please don't save her Listen to me, brother, I am doing you a favor I need you to discover that you are in danger She is not your lover, brother, you cannot tame her You have not changed her Please don't save her Listen to me, brother, I am doing you a favor I need you to discover that you are in danger She is not your lover, brother, you cannot tame her You have not changed her You need to restrain her Throw her in a chamber Run while you can, fam This isn't a disclaimer I'm sorry I won't save her, I can't turn to Power Ranger You try pin her down I grab her ankles like Kurt Angle You met her right at the club You thought it was fate She had a big booty, no waist Oh my god, look at her face She needed a plate You know that mf get ate You tell yourself like, ok I'm about to buy a drink, and walk over tell her hey You get her 'round to yo place You 'bout to pen nyuh trhte like Man, this night is goin' great Then you hear a noise, then you hear a sound Like what's goin' down? She tell you Nothing! Come lay in between And you tryin to pound Then you see a beam, that mo'fo green Everybody get down She get up and go on their side And that is the day that you found out You are in danger Oh, now you look like a clown, now She's all in your mix like Meow, Meow You need to bounce like Bow Wow I'm ready She will trick you like a treat 'Cause she is a tiger and you are meat She got what she desired, now she's tired of being sweet She sold you to a buyer, she's a liar that's street You got to be careful who you meet There's so many women that's full of deceit How many times do I have to repeat? Here's a cheat sheet, look Please don't save her Listen to me, brother, I am doing you a favor I need you to discover that you are in danger She is not your lover, brother, you cannot tame her You have not changed her Please don't save her Listen to me, brother, I am doing you a favor I need you to discover that you are in danger She is not your lover, brother, you cannot tame her You have not changed her You need to restrain her Throw her in a chamber Run while you can, fam This isn't a disclaimer Yaa Fam, all you have to do is listen to SpongeBob I will never steer you wrong I've been here for you since you were a kid Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That's me Trust no one else but me We will get through this This is Life After The Show I got you

I'm gon' eject, no escape No life is no keyboard, no key to restart You'll see the reaper, just like a creeper Fright's gone on peace, yeah, yeah, yeah Snow on the road everywhere that I go Oh no, only temporary solutions choose to be losing I'm moving, you're snoozing I'm cruising, you're boozing Now, who's in control of their life, between you and I? The crowd yells, "SpongeBob" I'm the brother of all brothers, and I do not consult any others Sponge, I'm the hot dog You can't catch up to me 'cause I'm a killing machine on the beat A marine, yeah, I'm A to C, and this is my creed

Music my hobby, it used to be nothing Now I got something, now I be hopping Got y'all jumping, got y'all bouncing Got first thousand plays on my album Now I'm like Chowder Looking for cheese and some powder, louder Lookout, I'll soon be announced I'll be the next star with the clout Yeah, no doubt about that

I got a shady side, yeah Gary's right on my side, yeah He whispers every night, yeah He tells me of my fright, yeah He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah I-I got a shady side Gary's right on my side, yeah (Yuh, yuh) He whispers every night, yeah (Yuh, yuh) He tells me of my fright, yeah (Yuh, ooh) He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah (AyYoPatrick) Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah

Neither you or I know if I might be the best tonight I got the style, and I got the rhymes And I got the time, and I got the mind And I'm on the grind and I'm next in line of being in his prime I'm an optimist, so call me Optimus Do you get the gist? I'm pacing Start a fight club in the basement Under the bar that I'm raising My bars are amazing, got your mind racing With the lyrics that I'm saying, embrace it In and out of your ears Realize that I know your fears Frozen like headlights at a deer, appear Steer around the competition You'll all go missing, K.I.A You will go missing, M.I.A I'm not quite finished, you are in my way You might see the light at the end, I say You might wanna try to defend your space We fight on this mic, and we scout the pace You'll vanish from sight like without a trace You know what it's about, don't doubt my game I don't want clout, but they shout my name Ooo, ah, they scream my name, "SpongeBob" I feel the flame, I fancy this noise that they all exclaim Me and the boys we deserve acclaim Ooh, ah, I feel the same You can't relate? Well, that's a shame I guess that I will have to take all the blame Address my success as the Hall of Fame

Music my hobby, it used to be nothing Now I got something, now I be hopping Got you jumping, got you bouncing Got first thousand plays on the album Now I'm like Chowder Looking for cheese and some powder, louder Lookout, I'll soon be announced I'll be the next star with the clout Yeah, no doubt about that

I got a shady side, yuh Gary's right on my side, yeah He whispers every night, yeah He tells me of my fright, yeah He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah I-I got a shady side, yeah Gary's right on my side, yeah He whispers every night, yeah He tells me of my fright, yeah He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah

Ooh, I've been doubted and hated I've been staying underground like Jaden I've been down with no aid, and I got grades with all A's, and I recall them all, all their cases All Puff was saying, that I wouldn't make it That I wasn't made to be played, and I just kept making Just to come back with the facts instead of the fiction All my mind's thinking, on the mic spitting Krusty Krab grilling, remember the friction Kicked and pushed and dissed and shook Now missed, mistook me for a crook Now they all hooked and I got 'em all hooked 'Cause I play by the book, yes, I play by the book Everything that I took, any rhyme that I cook I'm the best, and the rest on my chess like a rook

Music my hobby, it used to be nothing Now I got something, now I be hopping Got y'all jumping, got y'all bouncing Got first thousand plays on my album Now I'm like Chowder Looking for cheese and some powder, louder Lookout, I'll soon be announced I'll be the next star with the clout Yeah, no doubt about that

I got a shady side, yeah Gary's right on my side, yeah He whispers every night, yeah He tells me of my fright, yeah He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah

[Part II: Gutter]

I-I got a shady side, yeah Gary's right on my side, yeah He whispers every night, yeah He tells me of my fright, yeah He told me that I was blind, yeah So he gave me better eyes, yeah Now I can't see the light, no So the demons now I fight, woah

(Demons now I fight, woah) (So the demons now I fight, woah) (I got a shady side, yeah) (I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready) AyYoPatrick, we gotta go ahead and switch this beat up real quick (I'm ready) Lets do it (I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, yeah)

Gutter, yeah, that Lil' Paty you know he my brother (He my brother, yeah) He live under a rock, but he's smoother than butter (Yeah) Creep in the night, we ain't worried about supper, uh Yeah (Supper, supper) I switch up the beat and you know they in trouble (Trouble, trouble, trouble) Deep in the mud, I don't need me a shovel (Shovel, shovel, shovel) When you see us, better run to your mother, unh (Mother)

Yeah, spatula sing like it's Ruben Studdard (Studdard) Repeat what I said, they know I ain't stutter (Stutter) Can't do no messes, I don't do the clutter (No clutter) Paty my deacon, he ready to usher Iciest wrist and I love all the clusters (So much) Polish my shoes and I squeak when I'm running (Squeak squeak) Pat in the stu', he got get you the jumping, yeah (Jump, jump, jump) Ooh, yeah, that Lil' Sponge, you know that's my dude He live in a fruit, you know he got juice Creep in the night, we ain't worried 'bout you (We ain't worried 'bout you, boy) We hop on the beat, you can see how I do We fresh in the box, they gon' love all my moves (So fresh) My TV's my friend, but I don't like the news, yuh (Yuh) I chill with the crew, only Gary and Sponge (Ooh) The coolest of dudes, we just having some fun (Yuh) Squidward a hater, he sit in the sun (Yuh, yuh) His nose like a weenie, it fit in a bun (Yuh) Ketchup or mustard, boy, do you want some? (Yuh, yuh) Back to the bubbles, I got me some gum (Yuh, yuh) Stomach starts hurting, I need me a tum, yuh (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Gutter, yeah, that Lil' Paty you know he my brother (He brother) He live under a rock, but he's smoother than butter (Stutter) Creep in the night, we ain't worried about supper, uh Yeah (We ain't worried about supper) I switch up the beat and you know they in trouble (He switched) Deep in the mud, I don't need me a shovel (We pace) When you see us, better run to your mother, unh (Yuh)

Crazy on the inside, crazy on the outside Rock Bottom's where I lurk in my downtime Catch me in the middle of a church on the southside I'm a real MC squared, like Einstein If you wanna fight, I'm prepared, 'cause it's my time Pull up homie, 'cause I'm not scared, this is primetime Knock your lights out with a chair, night- nighttime Press you like white wine, ooh (I'm ready, I'm ready) I'm coming back in, I cook it again SpongeBob's my friend and we in it to win They try to do everything that we did, ha Me and Lil' Mindy, out on the Goo Out in the city, you see what we do I'm finna catch a couple jellyfish, and I make me a sandwich And I want one too

Gutter, yeah, that Lil' Paty you know he my brother (He brother, brother) He live under a rock, but he's smoother than butter (Stutter) Creep in the night, we ain't worried about supper, uh Yeah (We ain't worried about supper) I switch up the beat and you know they in trouble (We switched) Deep in the mud, I don't need me a shovel (We pace) When you see us, better run to your mother, unh

Yeah (I'm ready) Yeah, Patrick They wasn't ready for that one Mixtape: Fire Underwater dropping soon! I'm ready You ready? I think you should get ready, if you not ready SpongeBob, yeah, I'm ready[Plankton]

I'm gonna break into spongebob's house

Gonna find which room he's in (YES)

He's asleep on the couch?

This is gonna be an easy win (So easy!)

Slip insidе his noggin (Noggin)

Inside his domain (Domain)

Now I proceed with caution (Caution)

Gotta get into the brain

I-I-I can't bеlieve how easy that this job is gonna be

Feeling- Feeling really breezy

Feeling- Feeling really free (Free)

Got his brain secured

And I'm installing my device (Oh Yeah)

Time to flip the switch

YES

This is paradise

Oh- Oh- Oh I'm in control

And I see everything he sees

Spongebob, let's take a stroll

Go ahead and move those knees (Let's walk!)

Go to the krusty krab (Krab)

The safe is in the back (Back)

Celebration Bab

Grab the formula and a rack

You know?

Why not since your there?

Might as well I say

Eaa hahahaha

[Plankton]

(I've got the formula secured)

I'm gonna be stacked

I'm gonna be famous

(Krabby patty is procured)

I'm gonna be a mac

I'm gonna be dangerous

(I can't believe this occcured)

This is good

Yes, this is good

(I've got the formula secured)

Let's Go

(Formula secured)

(I've got the formula secured)

I'm gonna be boss

I'm gonna be loaded

(Krabby patty is procured)

I'm gonna have sauce

I'm gonna be goated

(I can't believe this occcured)

This is good

Yes, this is good

(I've got the formula secured)

Let's Go

(Formula secured)

[Plankton]

KAREN LOOK!

Look at this

I've got the formula in my hands

We're about to be rich

We're about to get bands

I'm about to open the bottle

I'm about to take a glance

I am so so happy

I don't think you understand

[Karen]

Oh great

That's good, honey

No that's amazing, boo

Soon the- Soon the whole ocean

Will be- Will be paying you

Yet there's a slight problem

And I'm not blaming you

But if you even notice that his snail was tailing you (Skrt, Skrt)

[Plankton]

What?

What the-

GET OUT

GET OUT OF HERE

DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YOU VILE CREATURE

AHHHHAHHAHH

GET OFF OF ME

LET ME GO

KAREN HELP

Yeah

And STAY DOWN!

Now where were we?

Oh yes

Yes

YESSS

[Plankton]

(I've got the formula secured)

I'm gonna be stacked

I'm gonna be famous

(Krabby patty is procured)

I'm gonna be a mac

I'm gonna be dangerous

(I can't believe this occcured)

This is good

Yes, this is good

(I've got the formula secured)

Let's Go

(Formula secured)

(I've got the formula secured)

I'm gonna be boss

I'm gonna be loaded

(Krabby patty is procured)

I'm gonna have sauce

I'm gonna be goated

(I can't believe that this occcured)

This is good

Yes, this is good

(I've got the formula secured)

Let's Go

(Formula secured)

[Plankton]

There's absolutely nothing that could go wrong, Karen hehehe

[Karen]

Everytime you say that, something ALWAYS goes wrong

[Plankton]

Oh no, he woke up

Get him karen

Oh boy

[Spongebob]

What did you do to my snail?

[Mr. Krabs]

Hello?

[Spongebob]

Hey Mr. Krabs, get over here

[Plankton]

Wait

Spongebob

Wait

I can explain everything

[Spongebob]

Plankton

You know you went way too far

Pulling my strings

Like you play guitar

Played me like I was a playing card

Controlled me and drove me like a racing car

This is gonna hurt my aching heart

But I'ma slice your arms until they break apart

I'm about to turn you into pagan art

And your wife's guilty for taking part

You might wanna start praising god

[Plankton]

But Spongebob

That's just the way things are

I feel like your mistaken

I just wanna bring home the bacon

Laden in a mason jar

I admit that I was wrong

My way was flawed

Now I'm going to go try to escape abroad

Me and my wife will take a car

And drive to a whole other place that's far

[Spongebob]

Your plan deserves fake applause

Because I think that's way bizzare

You're mistaken

There's no escapin'

Now let me break it down with some basic bars

I'm gonna throw you in a pit of tar

Or maybe shoot you up and have you

Sleeping with the stars

I think I'm gonna squeeze you into a cigar

And put a slice over your eye like scar

[Mr. Krabs]

Hey Spongebob

What happened me boy?

[Spongebob]

Plankton put a device in my brain to control me!

[Plankton]

What

No I didn't

[Spongebob]

Plus, he stole the secret formula, took some money out of your bank, and then he tranquilized my snail!

[Mr. Krabs]

He took money out of me what?

[Plankton]

This is all untrue

[Spongebob]

And he said that he wanted to be the richest person in bikini bottom!

[Mr. Krabs]

That's it! I've heard enough

[Plankton]

Krabs, Just take a minute and try to understand

[Mr. Krabs]

You broke his lock and stole me money

Animal abuse on the snail's not funny

This plan was too smart

Was it made by your honey?

I'ma claw your leg

And have you walking with one knee

[Spongebob]

And I'm not done

You know I'm not finished

You got in my head and you made my skin itch

I'ma get rid of your teeth

Like a dentist

And that's on period

Like a sentence

[Mr. Krabs]

I know being brainwashed must've been scary

It's time for revenge

Gotta make him wary

We'll tie him up and feed him to Gary

By the time we're done

He'll need the great fairy

[Spongebob]

And not to mention he almost got what he wanted

[Mr. Krabs]

Me boy

Take the formula to the restaurant

And I'll take care of Plankton

Like I was his aunt

Put him in the oven like he's a croissant

[Spongebob]

Ooo Mr. Krabs I think your right

Maybe we should dip him in a bottle of sprite

Or permanently get rid of his sight

[Plankton]

I'm not going down without a fight!

Krabs

You really think

That you're better than me (Your not)

Well, listen up, Crustacean

I am more manly (I am)

And I'm way smarter

Than you ever can be (That's right)

And by the way you look

I am more fancy (ha-ha)

[Mr. Krabs]

Sheldon give it up

You're defeated man

See (You're defeated)

I got my scopes on you

Like your name was Bambi (Target locked)

[Plankton]

Maybe so Krabs

But Just listen Family (Listen)

Did you really think I wouldn't have a plan B!?

[Plankton]

See you later, Krabs

I may donate to you when your homeless, hehe

Come on Karen

[Plankton]

I had a backup plan (I did!)

Because I'm always ready (Ooh)

Karen got the wheels (Ooh)

And She's fast

And She's steady (She rollin'!)

Tranquilized Krabs

Cause I'm sheisty and I'm petty

I am so cold hearted

That they thought I was a Yeti (Formula secured)

Hehehehe (Krabby patty is procured)

(I can't believe that this occcured)

(I've got the formula secured)

Let's Go

(Formula secured)

[Spongebob]

I spot sandy whipping (Whipping!)

Cruising down the street (Ya!)

I need to ask her quick (Ya) before they get away from me (I'm ready)

Sandy I need your boat (I need it)

Hop in the other seat (Move over!)

Plankton's got the formula

And I can't admit defeat (I can't!)

Now sandy please listen

Because I know I can't drive (Honest)

But I'll do my best

To keep us both alive (I will)

The krusty krabs's at stake

And I need you by my side (I need you)

Plankton made a mistake and I cannot

Let it slide (I can't)

[Sandy]

There's no time to contemplate

Okay Spongebob

I trust you mate

Hop in my car and let's not wait

We'll get the formula

And Celebrate

Now put your seat belt on

And keep your eyes on them

And put the pedal to the metal as I play my violin

[Sandy]

Violin Break

[Plankton]

He's getting closer Karen

Step on it!

[Sandy]

Another Violin Break

[Plankton]

I can't believe I've had to resort

To using my secret weapon

Unleash my army of

TANK ROBOTS!

Eah he he heeeah

Attack!

Ah Crap

[Spongebob]

I use my trusty weapon (Wa-pam!)

I slice them all away (Ya!)

Jump on Plankton's car

Because it's time to save the day (Superman)

Dismantle the car (Ya!)

It's time to make him pay (Pay)

Got the formula back (Got it back)

Bikini Bottom's saved (Ya!)

[Plankton]

Eh no

I guess I lose this one

Next time you won't be so lucky

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Spongebob]

We did it Mr. Krabs

We got the formula back

[Mr. Krabs]

Great job me boy

Now let's get back on track

To make up time lost

You are going to have to act

Overtime no pay

And you don't have time to slack Yeah Had to blow me a bubble real quick, ease the stress I'm ready

Got off work, went straight to the spot Gucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of Crocs Man, I got my net and I got my socks I'm ready, I'm set, SpongeBob unlocked

I'm square like box, I'm square like blocks I'm here by the rocks with my gear and my props I caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flock I gotta catch 'em all, Ash, Misty, and Brock

Knock-knock, who's there? I can't reveal I'm catching sea hares and electric eels I'm spinning so fast like electric drills I'm a general here, like I'm Fredrick Steele

And I'm so uniform like symmetric fields I'm effective, so I have to flex my heels What the tests reveal? I'm blessed I wield my net, and I bet that I get surreal at night

I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

Swing my net and the jellyfish enter I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night)

I was jellyfishing and a guy tried to rob me He told me, "Spongebob, give me all of your broccoli" He probably was strong, he was oh-so cocky Little did he know it was about to get rocky

We're about to fight right now like hockey Then I kicked him in his eyebrow, karate Then he came closer and he wanted to clock me But I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

(Body, body, body, body) (Pulled a flamethrower out of my body) (Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body) (Body, body, body) Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

Guess what, clown? You just ruined my hobby Now it's going down real strong like Saki I'm about to turn you brown like Bobby I'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki

He got scared, started running real sloppy But I didn't care, there was no way to stop me Caught up to him fast like I was a Bugatti He tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongings

Then he saw the flames and yelled for mommy This is not a game, it's too late, I'm sorry Now you're about to be fried calamari You should've been folded like origami

He did a fake cough, then I told him, "Hey boss" "It's your time to melt like Salvador Dalí" "Those words are your last, " then I pulled on the gas And a big blast came fast like Nagasaki

I thought I told everybody, everybody Jellyfishing is my zen Now look at you, burnt to a crisp To anybody else out there Don't mess with me while I'm jellyfishing Especially at night

I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

Swing my net and the jellyfish enter I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night) Ooh, ooh, ooh

I've got a story for you guys

(It's a good one)

This one is about someone in particular

(I'm ready)

He's got a bachelor's degree in snitch tendencies (Degree)

Homie sang a story just so he could walk free (He sang it)

Now he got me in here facing penalties (Penalties)

Snitch tendencies (A snitch)

Snitch tendencies (A snitch)

There is a rat in the deep blue sea (A rat)

He's 6ix9ine-ing just so he can be released (He snitching)

He keeps denying that he works with the police (He does)

Snitch tendencies (Yah)

Snitch tendencies (Okay)

I'm really low in funds and demoted at my job

I can either be a bum or can find a bank to rob

I'm about to lose my place and have nowhere else to stay (Oh no)

They said they're gonna take my boat away (Not my boat)

That's going to take my pride away (Pride)

Didn't even get a chance to drive this thing (Drive)

Now I can't sleep 'cause I'm wide awake (I'm up)

Now me and Gary gotta rob a bank

Start up the propeller

Then I pull up to the teller

And I tell him

"Okay, everybody get down"

"No one move, don't make a sound"

(Don't Move)

"I need you to give me all the money right now"

But there was a fish, Smartwatch on his wrist

That was hiding in the midst that was tall with locks (Tall)

He was appalled so he crawled to the rocks (Crawled)

With the Smartwatch, he called the cops (Cops)

Bank teller tried to pull all the stops (Stops)

Trying to stall, he recalled a lot (He recalled)

He tried to push the button on the wall in a box

I shut it all down, I knew all the chops

But the cops pulled up and they spread like a disease (They spread)

They had the place surrounded and they told me to freeze (SubZero)

I panicked really hard, 'cause I was in disbelief (Impossible)

Snitch tendencies (Snitch)

Snitch tendencies (A snitch)

There is a rat in this bank I guarantee (A rat)

The cops got closer so I knew I had to flee (Gotta go)

I ran to the back and the snitch intervened (He showed up)

Snitch tendencies (Yah)

Snitch tendencies

He said, "Hey, Mister Sponge, do you need to escape? (Do you)

I know you need to run, I can help you get away (I can)

The locked door goes to the sewers, that leads to the bay

You'll escape your pursuers and be home by today (Freedom)

But there's one problem: it's a locked door, buddy (It's locked)

I found the key here, but you won't get it from me (You won't)

Unless you agree to give me half of the money (Half)

Relax, trust me, I won't do anything funny" (I won't)

This seems kind of sketchy, but right now I'm in a bind (I'm stuck)

I've been to jail already, I don't want to be confined (Oh no)

This bag is kind of heavy, but here, the money is inside (Here you go)

Open the door, Gary, you are going to be the guide (Meow)

We need to leave now, staying here is ill-advised (Not smart)

If we wait any longer we will be compromised (Compromised)

He said, "No, I'm going to stay, I have the perfect alibi (I'm good)

They didn't see my face, so I have a natural disguise"

Fine, I guess your point is valid

Grabbed that key like I was DJ Khaled

Opened up the door so fast, so rapid (Fast)

Now me and Gary left like it never happened (Yah)

The cop busted in, but I think we're good (We're good)

I told Gary, "We about to make it out the hood" (The hood)

Running through the sewers I felt reassured (Assured)

I never thought this could have ever occurred (Yah)

Now I'm dreaming about buying us a mansion

Sixteen boats with a pool expansion

Eight new watches in the latest fashion

Give my Mama money just to show compassion

Then as we made it to the end of the tunnel

"Freeze, Mr. Sponge, don't move a muscle!"

How did they know? Could've sworn that I was subtle

But there was the snitch, should've known he was trouble

He's got a bachelor's degree in snitch tendencies (Degree)

Homie sang a story just so he could walk free (He sang it)

Now he got me in here facing penalties (Penalties)

Snitch tendencies (A snitch)

Snitch Tendencies (A snitch)

There is a rat in the deep blue sea (A rat)

He's 6ix9ine-ing just so he can be released (Snitching)

He keeps denying that he works with the police (He does)

Snitch tendencies (Yah)

Snitch tendencies

He's got a bachelor's degree in snitch tendencies

Homie sang a story just so he could walk free

Now he got me in here facing penalties

Snitch tendencies

Snitch tendencies It's storytime...again

He be on some snitching tricks

(Uhuh, Uhuh)

He will learn what snitches get

(Stitches, stitches)

Point 'em out, point 'em out

(Point 'em out, point 'em out)

We got him figured out

Sitting alone in my cell

No one's gonna post my bail

Orange clothes, one window, always gotta be on my toes

There goes another riot, we call them festivals

Run up on me and you'll get hit, you'll need some medicals

It's like a jungle in this penitentiary (Penitentiary)

RIP to you if you're mе enemy (RIP)

Don't test my mеntality, you might end up like Kennedy

Without a documentary, erasing your identity

He be on some snitching tricks

We know what stitches get

(Stitches, stitches, stitches, stitches)

He be out there spilling beans

Gonna find out what it really means

(Stitches, stitches, stitches, stitches)

I've been in my cell, pugnaciously waiting

Plotting and pacing, SpongeBob, you need some patience

There goes another riot, tonight I'm breaking out of this jail

I don't care about surveillance

There goes my cell door

Adios, salutations

Sneak through the crowd, good thing it's populated

You see, I thought about this

I made preparations

While the CO's hiding, praying

I'm slipping through the gates and

Run through the empty cell block

I can't kill time, I don't waste clocks

Feelin' so dope, no pill pop

Can't let go, like my jaw's locked

No cops in my sight

I won't stop

Then, to find my Old Glock

I carry that heat like a stovetop

Guards see the sponge, now they're so shocked

They let me pass, no royalty

Wipe it off the record, no lawyer needed

The warden gave me the authority, to walk through the gates so joyfully

Patrick outside with the Hellcat fish

Hey SpongeBob! I missed you clique

Packed you a fit so you can look crisp

Wish we had time to reminisce, but now it's time to catch a snitch

Heard his name is Brock, he lives at the end of the block

We can go now if you want, he lives with his aunt

I'll take you to his spot

We'll park outside the lawn (yuh)

And we can go and haunt

His crib like I'm Casper

Boy I'm not no actor, please don't make us act up

Me and my homie strapped up, please don't put it past us

I ain't here to discuss, I came here to discuss

I crazy you don't distrust, put him down like a sick pup, blow him up like Mrs. Puff

Turn him into snitch dust

Do it in a quick rush

Turn him into snitch dust

Oxidize him, quick rust

Turn him into snitch dust

TURN HIM INTO SNITCH DUST!

It's about to get Real Shady, please stand up

Last time he saw me, SpongeBob was in handcuffs

Now he better man up

Call me Calluses cuz it's about to get mad rough

Kicked down his door, the boy was sleeping

Now he recognized me, now the boy is tweaking

He then gets to speaking

"Mr. Sponge! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go squealing!"

"I know I'm a heathen, and right now you got me freaking"

No more pleading, I am tired of this meeting

I came seeking for revenge, wanna see you bleeding

Now let's get to reaping

He be on snitching tricks

We know what snitches get

(Stitches, stitches, stitches, stitches)

Point 'em out, point 'em out

(Point 'em out, point 'em out, point 'em out)

The boy got laid out

(You can hate)

(You can hate)

All my life I’ve been finessing

It’s impressive

(It’s impressive)

When Squidward spit up on the mic, it is refreshing

(It is a pleasure)

These haters swear they wanna fight so I’ma press em

(I’m aggressive)

I’ma tell em "Night night" before I stretch 'em

With so much drama in the bikini bottom

It’s kinda hard being E-U-G-E-NE

Because these haters lining up like the DMV

And they’re testing my drive like I’m GMC

And I skrrt

Krabs gonna start some beef like ouu

Tentacles flexing on the beat like "Agh"

So much money, don’t know what to do

Rollin’ in the sea with the crew like "Yah"

Me and Mr. Krabs might spin the block

Pop-pop-pop, Hit 'Em Up like Pac

Snoop said it best, Make em Drop Like It’s Hot

(Don’t get Got)

Wake up in the morning

Count me pearls on me shelf

Hustling these patties

Stacking wealth for me health

Getting money is me habits

Keep it all to meself

And these haters can’t stand

I make jams like I’m Welch,

THEY NEED HELP.

You can hate

You can hate

I got so much juice, I don't know what to do with it

Turn the beat loose, and you know I'm going stupid in it

Polo navy brown and my watch got those JEEWLZ in it

Wondering who I am, and I tell ya

"Better google it"

(Google it)

With so much drama in Bikini Bottom

It’s kinda hard being S-P-O-N-G-E-Bob

But I somehow

Got the city bobbing

These bars turn the opps to an alcoholic

Then I skrrt

Sponge gonna start some beef like ouu

Tentacles flexing on the beat like "Agh"

So much money, don’t know what to do

Rollin’ in the sea with the crew like "Yah"

Me and Spongebob might spin the block

Pop-pop-pop, Hit 'Em Up like Pac

Snoop said it best, make 'em Drop Like It’s Hot

(Don’t get Got)

Wake up in the morning, and I check my reflection

I look good, then I play my clarinet to perfection

Obsessing over me

But I don’t show them affection

Fanning when I come around, because I’m hot like Convection

I reject em.

(You can hate)

(You can hate)

With so much drama in the bikini bottom

It’s kinda hard being Squid W A R D

Cuz we’re cooking this game, like we’re Boyardee

Sponge, Krabs, Big Squid

We’re the new big three

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