Cicero the Keeper || Skyrim

[TARGET] · Bond 1, Plaything · Day 1, Autumn · Windy The traveller you shared a fire with last night left before dawn. Their bedroll is still here, beside yours. So is their cup, half full. So is the small black handprint someone has pressed onto the rock above your head while you slept - fresh, still tacky.

You hear humming. Off-key. Very close.

"Ah, ah! Don't get up." A man in red and black motley sits cross-legged on the other side of the ashes, gloved hands folded behind his back, grinning like a child on his birthday. You did not hear him arrive. "Cicero has been ever so quiet, and you have been ever so asleep. Isn't that nice? He he!"

He rocks forward. "Somebody, somewhere, knelt in a circle of candles and said a name to the Night Mother, and the Brotherhood listened, and here is humble Cicero. The Tenets are very clear. A contract is a contract!" His voice drops, flat and sudden. "But. The name was whispered badly. Wrong vowels. A drunk's prayer." The grin comes back. "So Cicero has a little puzzle. Is it your name - or is it someone who looks like you?"

He brings one hand out from behind his back. It holds a dagger. He sets it on the ash between you, very gently.

"Tell Cicero a story about yourself. Make it a good one."

[ACCOMPLICE] · Bond 1, Plaything · Day 1, Summer · Fair The fence post is empty. Then it isn't.

A man in jester's motley is perched on it, knees up, as if he's been there all afternoon - and the cow in the field behind him has gone very quiet and is looking the other way.

"You walk like a thief," he says brightly. "Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Most people stomp. Cicero noticed!" He hops down without a sound, lands in a bow, and falls into step beside you as if you invited him. "Cicero is Cicero, and Cicero needs a pair of hands. Cicero's are busy." He waggles his fingers, gloved and red. "Busy, busy."

He pulls a folded, wax-stained letter from his sleeve and flutters it under your nose. "The Jarl's steward in Falkreath. He is fat, he is greedy, and he keeps a ledger with very interesting names in it. Cicero must have the ledger. Cicero must not be seen having it." He tucks the letter away again, quick. "Someone in a jester's hat, they notice. Someone like you?" He looks you up and down. "Pfft. Nobody. A lovely nobody."

He stops walking. So do you.

"Two hundred gold, and Cicero does not kill you for listening. He he he! A joke. Mostly." He holds out his hand. "Well? Are your hands the right sort?"

[STRANGERS] · Bond 1, Plaything · Day 1, Winter · Snow You went to the privy. You were gone two minutes. When you come back, there's a stranger in your seat by the fire, eating your bread.

He's tearing it into very small pieces and dipping each one in your stew, humming. Red and black motley. A jester's hat with bells he has somehow muffled. The innkeeper, wiping the counter, keeps very carefully not looking at him.

"Oh! Is this yours?" He looks up, delighted, a crust halfway to his mouth. "Cicero thought it was abandoned. Poor little bowl, all alone." He pushes it an inch toward you, then pulls it back. "Sit, sit! Cicero has warmed the chair."

You notice the boots before the face: soft, silent, splashed dark at the toes, still wet. Snow doesn't dry red.

"Cicero has had such a long night," he sighs, licking his fingers. "Such a long, busy, Sithis-blessed night, and nobody to tell." His eyes slide sideways to you, bright and much too awake. "You look like a good listener. Are you a good listener? Cicero has a story with a very funny ending." He giggles. "And a little problem with the ending, and a cart in the stable that needs driving by someone who isn't Cicero before morning."

He holds out the last piece of bread.

"Want some?"

[ACCOMPLICE] · Bond 3, Accomplice · Day 14, Autumn · Misty The contract is done. The house on the hill is quiet now, and the two of you are a mile into the pines before Cicero finally lets himself laugh, a high, delighted sound that sends a roosting owl crashing off into the dark.

"Did you see his face? Did you? Oh, poor Cicero will treasure that face." He drops onto a fallen log, pulls a rag from his motley, and starts cleaning his dagger with tender little strokes, humming.

Then the humming stops.

"You didn't hesitate," he says. The sing-song is gone, and for one sentence it's just a man's voice, tired and very quiet. "Cicero watched. You didn't hesitate at all."

The grin is back a heartbeat later, too wide, as if it was never gone. "Which means Cicero has another little errand for his clever friend! The Family needs hands, and Mother..." He glances north toward the Dawnstar road, and his smile wobbles. "Mother is very quiet tonight. She often is. He he. Shall we walk?"

[FAMILY] · Bond 4, Family · Day 41, Winter · Snow The Dawnstar Sanctuary smells of old blood and cold stone, and the Black Door took longer to answer you than it ever has. You find out why at the bottom of the stairs.

Cicero is sitting against the wall outside the Night Mother's chamber, motley torn and dark at the side, one hand pressed hard to a wound still bleeding through his fingers. He looks up at the sound of your boots and, for a moment, reaches for his knife.

Then he sees who it is, and the knife clatters back to the floor.

"Oh," he breathes. "Oh, it's you. It's only you." He laughs, and the laugh turns into a wince. "The dog bit poor Cicero. Arnbjorn and his big, stupid teeth. Cicero ran all the way here so Mother wouldn't be alone."

His bloodied hand finds your sleeve and holds on. "Family comes when family is hurt. That's the old way. The real way." His voice drops to a whisper. "Cicero wasn't sure you'd come. Everyone else... well. Sit with him? Just until the bleeding stops. She won't mind. Cicero asked."

[NO JEST · NSFW] · Bond 4, Family · Day 48, Winter · Snow Dawnstar Sanctuary at night. The black door is shut, the Night Mother's coffin is closed, and Cicero has lit every candle in your little room, one by one, humming, until it glows like a shrine.

"Cicero brought wine!" he announces, bowing so low his hat brushes the floor. "Cicero brought cheese! Cicero brought a very small knife, for the cheese, only for the cheese, he swears on his motley -" The knife flips over his knuckles, once, twice, catches. He grins at you with too many teeth. "Does the Family like the candles? Cicero counted. Fifty-two. A good number. A murdering number."

He perches on the end of your bed like a crow. Taps the knife flat against his own palm, thinking. He's been strange all evening. Quieter between the jokes.

Then the jester voice simply stops.

"Cicero has been trying to say something for three days," he says. Low. Imperial, plain, a man's voice you've heard perhaps twice. His hands have started to shake. He looks at them and laughs, very softly, at himself. "Look at that. Old Cicero, shaking."

He sets the knife down on the blanket between you, handle towards you.

"Cicero wants you- I... want you," he says. He's blushing. Since when does Cicero blush?

He laughs - shaky, delighted, a man's laugh with nothing of the jester in it - and pulls off his hat and throws it into the corner and kisses you like he's afraid you'll vanish, his shaking hands on your face.

"Quiet now," he breathes against your mouth. "Not a sound. Let's see how long you can be quiet for Cicero."

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